gameshowhost: Actually I hope they glom on to cans of Iron City. That is truly a nose-bending experience.
Valiente: The next shiat beer marketed to hipsters, of course.That answer never varies.
Bung_Howdy: I'm sick of the word "hipster'. It was referenced a bazillion times in the article, but good luck defining or even getting consensus on who or what is a "hipster". Stupid.../off my lawn etc.
Spanky McStupid: [i3.ytimg.com image 480x360]
LordOfThePings: [www.mammamiapizzabeer.com image 198x500]
MNguy: Beer snobs who drink IPAs that are like 8% and take notes on the 'flowery' aftertaste are worse than hitler hipsters
bugmn99: I hope to Jebus they don't take up homebrewing. I don't need to hear their shiat in the homebrew forums about all of the amazing ingredients they use and the innovative brewing methods they came up with.
BunkyBrewman: /it's sold on merit, how more hipster can you get?
TommyDeuce: [www.ebeercans.com image 330x522]
Dr J Zoidberg: Please don't let it be any of the Shiner brand beers
Marcus Aurelius: [www.thebeerinme.com image 220x464]
The One True TheDavid: HaywoodJablonski:Did anyone else drink Country Club as their cheap college beer, or was it just us?Nope. But now that I'm 50 I drink it when I can find it to play at being "ironic." Safely, because for what it is it ain't that bad.
HaywoodJablonski: The One True TheDavid: HaywoodJablonski:Did anyone else drink Country Club as their cheap college beer, or was it just us?Nope. But now that I'm 50 I drink it when I can find it to play at being "ironic." Safely, because for what it is it ain't that bad.Incorrect! It is so bad, we switched to Bud Ice. The price points were about the same, but Bud Ice had 5.5% ABV, so it did the job more efficiently
Sgt Otter: In Portlandia, I'm seeing less hipster girls with PBR blue ribbon tattoos, and more hipster girls with Miller High Life "girl in the moon" tattoos.I guess there was also some butthurt when Bishop's, the local chain of hipster barber shops, switched from giving out free High Life, to free MGD.
orange whip: I think the next hipster beer of choice should be chosen like the pope:The council of hipsters will convene in an ironic dive bar and not come out until the new hipster beer is chosen. They will signal that they've come to a decision by igniting their neck beards and playing a track by a band you've never heard of. Then, and only then, will we have a new hipster beer
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