Relatively Obscure: Falling asleep at work could kill me more.
Scaevola: Sooo. How many oz. in these cups the Aussie researchers used?
HotIgneous Intruder: Hee haw.Suckers./Doesn't drink coffee.
Sillygoth: Dear medical community: There's this thing called "moderation". Believe it or not, the vast majority of people in the world practice it in most consumption-related circumstances. Please stop trying to scare us, because when you do things like this, it makes us ignore you when you actually have a valid warning.Also, if you farkers cause the US to tax coffee at a higher rate to "protect coffee addicts", I'm gonna go all Liam Neeson on you. You don't want to see me without my caffeine.
ModernLuddite: I could maybe do 3 cups of coffee in a day. 5 might cause my heart to burst.
Felgraf: Hrm, I wonder if it's the same for both hot and cold brewed coffees?I know cold-brewing coffee can get you more caffine but less of the acids dissolve/are leeched out. I wonder if this is one of the acids that doesn't get leeched from the grounds.
Linux_Yes: imagine that! a drug (caffeine) can be bad for you. whoda' thunk??
Relatively Obscure: HotIgneous Intruder: Hee haw.Suckers./Doesn't drink coffee.Yeah, but you are the kind of person who says "Hee haw."
BafflerMeal: http://vitals.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/05/16/11704493-6-cups-a-day-cof f e e-lovers-less-likely-to-die-study-finds?liteThe key is *six* cups of coffee.
KarmicDisaster: Scaevola: Sooo. How many oz. in these cups the Aussie researchers used?They don't use ounces in Austria.
Mega Steve: But slamming back 20 Red Bulls a day is still fine, right?
Freschel: HotIgneous Intruder: Hee haw.Suckers./Doesn't drink coffee.He said as he sucked down his 5th 20oz can of Mountain Dew.
The My Little Pony Killer: If you're drinking five times the amount of coffee that normal people drink in a day, you're probably also eating five times as much food. There's your connection to obesity.
Relatively Obscure: Freschel: HotIgneous Intruder: Hee haw.Suckers./Doesn't drink coffee.He said as he sucked down his 5th 20oz can of Mountain Dew.Wait. They have 20oz cans?
starsrift: In other news, you can still have too much of anything in your system./ have some water// have some more/// and another glass
OgreMagi: No. The wrong amount of coffee will kill YOU. The wrong amount being none. Now give me my farking coffee!
Catattack: Everything in moderation, especially moderation.
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