ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Haha, old guys! The TV star you used to fap to as teens is 78! That means you're....
spman: Even at 78 she still gives me a major nelson
StrikitRich: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x529]I think we all know what Sammy was wishing for.
Dingleberry Dickwad: No, no no no no no no no no no and NO! I wouldn't even contemplate thinking about maybe wanting to hit that. The woman is damn near 80, she's almost old enough to be my grandmother you sick sick farks. Was she hot back in the day? Hells yes, and she's aged incredibly well, but there's not a chance in hell that looking at her now would even give me a tingle in my junk./Elizabeth Montgomery was hotter back in the day.//Ok maybe with a blind fold on I could get things going
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log_jammin: That has to be the most unflattering picture of Fergie I've ever seen. It makes her look about 40lbs over weight.
Ooba Tooba: I find the "bewitched" actress more to my liking.
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