StrikitRich: I think we all know what Sammy was wishing for./how am I the Weeners this pic? Caption?
Paris1127: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x513][i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x891]These are just BEGGING for a caption contest.../Bonus: the photographer's name is Punz...
trappedspirit: Approves of the waddle
ukexpat: trappedspirit: Approves of the waddle"Wattle", dumbass.
Benevolent Misanthrope: Umm, no. No, I wouldn't.
gameshowhost: And for Elizabeth Montgomery, we have this brief bit of *O_O omg do that again* http://youtu.be/OZT43gqWtxs?t=1m53s
gameshowhost: Barbara Eden performing "Spinning Wheel" all 70s-like git ur gyrations here/just ignore the singing. and the other people. :-|
StrikitRich: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x529]I think we all know what Sammy was wishing for.
stonelotus: /oblig[i1207.photobucket.com image 400x512]
MatrixOutsider: "You could see bush"
RoyBatty: Quantum Apostrophe: RoyBatty: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Haha, old guys! The TV star you used to fap to as teens is 78! That means you're....Giving it to your mom for $20 behind the factory during our lunch break.Doesn't that imply that you also work in a factory?Uh, so? There's absolutely nothing wrong and everything right about working in a factory. The best jobs I've had have had factory floors (*), the worse jobs not. Sadly, I've always been stuck in engineering. There's something about having actual real world products, having real world customers frobbing those products, and having to ship hardware on time and meet deadlines and quality standards that make software that much more fun for me. And it's always been very cool to see the supplies coming in on the shipping dock as a product ramps up, and then seeing the items get assembled, tested, wrapped, and shipped. Seriously, working in a factory is the best and far more interesting (for me) than pumping out desktop apps, websites, or mobile apps.(*) fighter aircraft, helicopters, commercial airline components, copier machines, and other shiat too.
DON.MAC: It would have been cool to have her show up as an ex-wife in the Dallas remake while J R was still around.
spman: Even at 78 she still gives me a major nelson
Dingleberry Dickwad: No, no no no no no no no no no and NO! I wouldn't even contemplate thinking about maybe wanting to hit that. The woman is damn near 80, she's almost old enough to be my grandmother you sick sick farks. Was she hot back in the day? Hells yes, and she's aged incredibly well, but there's not a chance in hell that looking at her now would even give me a tingle in my junk./Elizabeth Montgomery was hotter back in the day.//Ok maybe with a blind fold on I could get things going
bronyaur1: spman: Even at 78 she still gives me a major nelsonI am in my fifties, so I can only get a half Nelson.
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