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(Daily Mail)   Barbara Eden still fits into "I Dream of Jeannie" pantaloons. Still looks hot. You'd still hit that at 78   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 91
    More: Cool, Barbara Eden, I Dream of Jeannie, Dean McDermott, Larry Hagman, Perry Mason, drug overdose, The Andy Griffith Show, Bewitched  
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2013-05-26 12:14:46 AM  
i141.photobucket.com

Approves of the waddle
 
2013-05-26 12:15:12 AM  
D A Y U M.

Jeannie was always my favourite.
 
2013-05-26 12:21:40 AM  
Umm, no.  No, I wouldn't.
 
2013-05-26 12:25:03 AM  
Even at 78 she still gives me a major nelson
 
2013-05-26 12:26:37 AM  
She looks great. Good for her.
 
2013-05-26 12:28:58 AM  
She looks fantastic! 78? Keep on going, Jeannie!
 
2013-05-26 12:49:08 AM  
Wow.  Good for her.
 
2013-05-26 12:52:46 AM  
I find the "bewitched" actress more to my liking.
 
2013-05-26 12:58:33 AM  
Eden then reenacted her classic wish-conjuring arm and head nod, which magically brought out her new 'Master' - former US President Bill Clinton

lol. Good ol Bill, always looking for his next lamp rubbing.
 
2013-05-26 01:01:08 AM  
OK, you just know Bubba is at least thinking of hitting that.
 
2013-05-26 01:17:47 AM  
I find the "bewitched" actress more to my liking.

Here you go
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2013-05-26 01:18:35 AM  

Ooba Tooba: I find the "bewitched" actress more to my liking.


Personally... she's just a little too dead for me.
 
2013-05-26 01:27:03 AM  
That has to be the most unflattering picture of Fergie I've ever seen. It makes her look about 40lbs over weight.
 
2013-05-26 01:27:46 AM  

zamboni: Ooba Tooba: I find the "bewitched" actress more to my liking.

Personally... she's just a little too dead for me.


Turns out she's only MOSTLY dead.
 
2013-05-26 01:29:14 AM  
Thank you subby. Thank you very much. Best link of the day.
 
2013-05-26 01:31:05 AM  
You mean that chick from Harper Valley PTA?
 
2013-05-26 01:32:48 AM  
If you squint a bit, she's hardly changed at all.
 
2013-05-26 01:33:16 AM  
As long as you don't tell anyone when, you would always be able to say you nailed Barbara Eden.
 
2013-05-26 01:35:16 AM  
This is the kindest I have seen Farkistan in awhile.
 
2013-05-26 01:35:19 AM  

log_jammin: That has to be the most unflattering picture of Fergie I've ever seen. It makes her look about 40lbs over weight.


She is pregnant.
 
2013-05-26 01:38:33 AM  
Haha, old guys! The TV star you used to fap to as teens is 78! That means you're....
 
2013-05-26 01:43:21 AM  

Hanky: This is the kindest I have seen Farkistan in awhile.


This. At this point I'd expect a few howaboutno.jpgs and some comment about leather rugs.
 
2013-05-26 01:44:08 AM  

glassgrl: log_jammin: That has to be the most unflattering picture of Fergie I've ever seen. It makes her look about 40lbs over weight.

She is pregnant.


heh. well that would explain it.
 
2013-05-26 01:45:38 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Haha, old guys! The TV star you used to fap to as teens is 78! That means you're....


Giving it to your mom for $20 behind the factory during our lunch break.
 
2013-05-26 01:45:44 AM  
All cats are grey in the dark.
 
2013-05-26 01:47:57 AM  

RoyBatty: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Haha, old guys! The TV star you used to fap to as teens is 78! That means you're....

Giving it to your mom for $20 behind the factory during our lunch break.


Doesn't that imply that you also work in a factory?
 
2013-05-26 01:49:55 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Haha, old guys! The TV star you used to fap to as teens is 78! That means you're....


They're dead, Jim.
 
2013-05-26 01:51:13 AM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-26 01:53:37 AM  

Red Shirt Blues: media.tumblr.com


i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-26 01:59:00 AM  
If she was 30 years younger, they'd be pointing out and magnifying out a weird skin fold near her armpit.

She looks great. Good genes, a lifetime of care, excellent doctors or a combination of all....good for her.

Check out the old Andy Griffith episode where she is the distractingly beautiful new girl in town and all the Mayberry biddies are jealous of her.
 
2013-05-26 01:59:03 AM  
When 2050 years you will be, look as good you will not.
 
2013-05-26 02:06:29 AM  
She looks fantastic, but those are obviously not the same costume.
 
2013-05-26 02:11:01 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: RoyBatty: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Haha, old guys! The TV star you used to fap to as teens is 78! That means you're....

Giving it to your mom for $20 behind the factory during our lunch break.

Doesn't that imply that you also work in a factory?


Uh, so?   There's absolutely nothing wrong and everything right about working in a factory.  The best jobs I've had have had factory floors (*), the worse jobs not. Sadly, I've always been stuck in engineering. There's something about having actual real world products, having real world customers frobbing those products, and having to ship hardware on time and meet deadlines and quality standards that make software that much more fun for me. And it's always been very cool to see the supplies coming in on the shipping dock as a product ramps up, and then seeing the items get assembled, tested, wrapped, and shipped.  Seriously, working in a factory is the best and far more interesting (for me) than pumping out desktop apps, websites, or mobile apps.

(*) fighter aircraft, helicopters, commercial airline components, copier machines, and other shiat too.
 
2013-05-26 02:18:36 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Haha, old guys! The TV star you used to fap to as teens is 78! That means you're....


Yeah - yeah.  I remember being around 15 and thinking, "Damn, Jeannie is one fine looking 50 year old!".


/ 44
 
2013-05-26 02:26:42 AM  

TomD9938: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Haha, old guys! The TV star you used to fap to as teens is 78! That means you're....

Yeah - yeah.  I remember being around 15 and thinking, "Damn, Jeannie is one fine looking 50 year old!".


/ 44


syndication motherfarker, how does it work.
 
2013-05-26 02:40:05 AM  

Leader O'Cola: TomD9938: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Haha, old guys! The TV star you used to fap to as teens is 78! That means you're....

Yeah - yeah.  I remember being around 15 and thinking, "Damn, Jeannie is one fine looking 50 year old!".


/ 44

syndication motherfarker, how does it work. [?]


I saw Harper Valley PTA first run, so that wouldnt apply.

I'm aware she was younger than 50 when I Dream of Jeannie was produced.
 
2013-05-26 02:41:35 AM  
Damn, she looks great!  Good for her!  :)
 
2013-05-26 02:45:07 AM  

TomD9938: Leader O'Cola: TomD9938: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Haha, old guys! The TV star you used to fap to as teens is 78! That means you're....

Yeah - yeah.  I remember being around 15 and thinking, "Damn, Jeannie is one fine looking 50 year old!".


/ 44

syndication motherfarker, how does it work. [?]

I saw Harper Valley PTA first run, so that wouldnt apply.

I'm aware she was younger than 50 when I Dream of Jeannie was produced.


sure.........
 
2013-05-26 02:53:00 AM  

Leader O'Cola: TomD9938: Leader O'Cola: TomD9938: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Haha, old guys! The TV star you used to fap to as teens is 78! That means you're....

Yeah - yeah.  I remember being around 15 and thinking, "Damn, Jeannie is one fine looking 50 year old!".


/ 44

syndication motherfarker, how does it work. [?]

I saw Harper Valley PTA first run, so that wouldnt apply.

I'm aware she was younger than 50 when I Dream of Jeannie was produced.

sure.........


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-26 02:53:06 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
i.dailymail.co.uk
These are just BEGGING for a caption contest...

/Bonus: the photographer's name is Punz...
 
2013-05-26 03:41:09 AM  
I always loved "I Dream of Genie" as a young child (syndicated reruns!). And "Bewitched", too, of course. I liked those shows much better than crap like "Petticoat Junction."

Anyway, I never saw anything odd about her calling Maj. Nelson (a true hottie at the time, even to a young girl) "Master." I grew up thinking it was perfectly normal. Hmmm... I wonder if that later influenced, uh. TMI
 
2013-05-26 04:02:27 AM  

Ooba Tooba: I find the "bewitched" actress more to my liking.


Elizabeth Montgomery had the crazy.  Married four times.  Daddy issues; abused; fark she played Lizzie Borden!

But yeah, she was hot.... and she did some righteous charity work.

www.retrojunkie.com
 
2013-05-26 04:02:46 AM  
I fear the day I would fit into something I had wore 50 years previously, either; that is all they could find of me or I was recently cremated.
 
2013-05-26 04:08:17 AM  

Paris1127: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x513]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x891]
These are just BEGGING for a caption contest...

/Bonus: the photographer's name is Punz...


All I can think of is

www.doeball.com
 
2013-05-26 04:08:54 AM  
/oblig

i1207.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-26 04:29:44 AM  
She needs ironed.
 
2013-05-26 06:53:59 AM  
Thanks I by, I now have a loop of the theme tune running through my head.
 
2013-05-26 06:55:20 AM  
And by I by, I mean subby

/damn autocorrect.
 
2013-05-26 07:02:07 AM  
She does look great for 78 but no.
 
2013-05-26 07:22:32 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Haha, old guys! The TV star you used to fap to as teens is 78! That means you're....


Just one correction...when I was in my tens.  And she is still looking damn good for her age.
 
2013-05-26 07:34:42 AM  
GILF.
 
2013-05-26 08:15:17 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

'Listen Barb, I got a magic genie in my pants.  All you have to do is rub it.'
 
2013-05-26 08:17:42 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

I think we all know what Sammy was wishing for.

/how am I the Weeners this pic?  Caption?
 
2013-05-26 08:22:08 AM  
Oh HELL yes.
 
2013-05-26 08:26:45 AM  

StrikitRich: I think we all know what Sammy was wishing for.

/how am I the Weeners this pic?  Caption?


Another eye? And I wouldn't mind finding out what her orgasm sounds like
 
2013-05-26 09:16:13 AM  
Really? I have to do this?

www.hollywoodphotostore.com

/Hotlinked.
//And hot.
 
2013-05-26 09:31:49 AM  
Nope, I would not.  She has aged remarkably well though.
 
2013-05-26 09:46:20 AM  

Paris1127: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x513]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x891]
These are just BEGGING for a caption contest...

/Bonus: the photographer's name is Punz...


(shrug) Okay.

s14.postimg.org
s10.postimg.org
 
2013-05-26 10:08:31 AM  

trappedspirit: Approves of the waddle


"Wattle", dumbass.
 
2013-05-26 10:20:45 AM  

ukexpat: trappedspirit: Approves of the waddle

"Wattle", dumbass.


You sure he wasn't referring to how PrezBillyJeff was walking?
 
2013-05-26 10:23:07 AM  
Barbara Eden performing "Spinning Wheel" all 70s-like  git ur gyrations here

/just ignore the singing. and the other people. :-|
 
2013-05-26 10:32:05 AM  
img38.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-26 10:32:31 AM  
And for Elizabeth Montgomery, we have this brief bit of *O_O omg do that again*  http://youtu.be/OZT43gqWtxs?t=1m53s
 
2013-05-26 10:42:10 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Umm, no.  No, I wouldn't.


This.
Subby is the polar opposite of having a seat over there.
Borderline necrophiliac.
 
2013-05-26 10:47:20 AM  
You want blood in the water? Have the modmins approve a link to Donna Douglas now.

/who would have thought the bumbling 'Master' would be mourned as the greatest TV villian of all time?
 
2013-05-26 10:49:45 AM  

gameshowhost: And for Elizabeth Montgomery, we have this brief bit of *O_O omg do that again*  http://youtu.be/OZT43gqWtxs?t=1m53s


Oh, my.
 
2013-05-26 10:51:25 AM  

gameshowhost: Barbara Eden performing "Spinning Wheel" all 70s-like  git ur gyrations here

/just ignore the singing. and the other people. :-|


Yeah - put it on mute.
 
2013-05-26 10:54:44 AM  
 
2013-05-26 10:54:56 AM  
You know, other than the fact you'd have to slide your fingers under her diapers going for the gold, I'd be ok with that.
 
2013-05-26 10:59:25 AM  
It would have been cool to have her show up as an ex-wife in the Dallas remake while J R was still around.
 
2013-05-26 11:13:15 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk


Why so SERIOUS?
 
2013-05-26 11:15:54 AM  

StrikitRich: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x529]

I think we all know what Sammy was wishing for.


that she'd stop saying, "Master" so goddam much.
 
2013-05-26 11:17:45 AM  

stonelotus: /oblig

[i1207.photobucket.com image 400x512]


"You could see bush"
 
2013-05-26 11:19:17 AM  
 
2013-05-26 11:30:54 AM  
Definitely a celeb crush.  I remember how much I dug her watching IDOJ reruns.

/Yeah, I'd hit it.
 
2013-05-26 11:48:33 AM  

MatrixOutsider: "You could see bush"


Not bush.
cdn.foodbeast.com.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-05-26 11:48:52 AM  

RoyBatty: Quantum Apostrophe: RoyBatty: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Haha, old guys! The TV star you used to fap to as teens is 78! That means you're....

Giving it to your mom for $20 behind the factory during our lunch break.

Doesn't that imply that you also work in a factory?

Uh, so?   There's absolutely nothing wrong and everything right about working in a factory.  The best jobs I've had have had factory floors (*), the worse jobs not. Sadly, I've always been stuck in engineering. There's something about having actual real world products, having real world customers frobbing those products, and having to ship hardware on time and meet deadlines and quality standards that make software that much more fun for me. And it's always been very cool to see the supplies coming in on the shipping dock as a product ramps up, and then seeing the items get assembled, tested, wrapped, and shipped.  Seriously, working in a factory is the best and far more interesting (for me) than pumping out desktop apps, websites, or mobile apps.

(*) fighter aircraft, helicopters, commercial airline components, copier machines, and other shiat too.


Agreed!  I work as a consultant for a living so I see pretty much all sides of a business.  Some of the coolest stuff I have seen include metal smelters, ship builders, behind the scenes at airports, marine terminals and massive distribution centers.  Insurance companies and accounting firms bore the crap out of me.
 
2013-05-26 12:44:05 PM  
Ah, the three classic questions:

Barbara Eden or Elizabeth Montgomery
Star Trek or Star Wars
Ginger or Mary Ann
 
2013-05-26 12:50:58 PM  

DON.MAC: It would have been cool to have her show up as an ex-wife in the Dallas remake while J R was still around.


She did make an appearence on the original 80s run.
 
2013-05-26 12:57:33 PM  

spman: Even at 78 she still gives me a major nelson


Daly?
 
2013-05-26 01:04:42 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

Damn straight I'd hit it at 78,  and i wouldn't even look in the rear view mirror
 
2013-05-26 01:58:08 PM  

StrikitRich: I think we all know what Sammy was wishing for.

/how am I the Weeners this pic?  Caption?


A new eye?
 
2013-05-26 03:04:28 PM  
Barbara Eden and Elizabeth Montgomery are two of the hottest women ever to walk the planet. Barbara still looks great for her age, absolutely. And by all accounts she's really nice.

And I can't believe someone upthread mentioned Donna Douglas; they must be reading my mind. Wanna see someone pushing 80 dress like they did when they were twenty and not pull it off? (Shudder)
 
2013-05-26 03:41:41 PM  
always preferred Liz Montgomery and Diana Rigg, my first 2 crushes
 
2013-05-26 04:53:02 PM  
No, no no no no no no no no no and NO! I wouldn't even contemplate thinking about maybe wanting to hit that. The woman is damn near 80, she's almost old enough to be my grandmother you sick sick farks. Was she hot back in the day? Hells yes, and she's aged incredibly well, but there's not a chance in hell that looking at her now would even give me a tingle in my junk.

/Elizabeth Montgomery was hotter back in the day.
//Ok maybe with a blind fold on I could get things going
 
2013-05-26 07:23:07 PM  
Good for her. But no, I wouldn't Subby.
 
2013-05-26 09:34:36 PM  

spman: Even at 78 she still gives me a major nelson


I am in my fifties, so I can only get a half Nelson.
 
2013-05-26 09:41:41 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: No, no no no no no no no no no and NO! I wouldn't even contemplate thinking about maybe wanting to hit that. The woman is damn near 80, she's almost old enough to be my grandmother you sick sick farks. Was she hot back in the day? Hells yes, and she's aged incredibly well, but there's not a chance in hell that looking at her now would even give me a tingle in my junk.

/Elizabeth Montgomery was hotter back in the day.
//Ok maybe with a blind fold on I could get things going


I Imagine it would be dusty in there.
My Penis cannot cry when its that dusty.
 
2013-05-26 10:53:20 PM  

bronyaur1: spman: Even at 78 she still gives me a major nelson

I am in my fifties, so I can only get a half Nelson.


HA!
 
2013-05-27 12:47:04 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-27 08:47:00 AM  
No! That's just gross.
 
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