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(Wheels.ca)   Actual headline: "Police give patrol cars to civilians, hilarity immediately ensues"   (wheels.ca) divider line 14
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2013-05-26 01:34:42 AM  
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MNguy: miss diminutive: AliceBToklasLives: Give me a patrol car and no doubt I'd turn into an authoritarian asshole

This. I'd start with the best intentions while trying to uphold the law and protect the community...but within a week I'd be flashing my sirens to get through mall traffic and arresting anyone who looked at me funny, wears jeggings or sports a barbed wire tattoo.

I would love to abuse the taser.  What's up with that no socks look?  Zap.


I'd also go around restaurants pepper spraying people's meals then shouting "SPICY ENOUGH FOR YA?"
2013-05-25 11:13:23 PM  
4 votes:
www.joblo.com
2013-05-26 01:31:33 AM  
3 votes:

miss diminutive: AliceBToklasLives: Give me a patrol car and no doubt I'd turn into an authoritarian asshole

This. I'd start with the best intentions while trying to uphold the law and protect the community...but within a week I'd be flashing my sirens to get through mall traffic and arresting anyone who looked at me funny, wears jeggings or sports a barbed wire tattoo.


I would love to abuse the taser.  What's up with that no socks look?  Zap.
2013-05-26 04:30:33 AM  
2 votes:
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A resident blasts council members in this frame grab from a Valley Falls council meeting on Wednesday.

This deserves an award for literary excellence in journalism.
2013-05-26 01:28:35 AM  
2 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: Give me a patrol car and no doubt I'd turn into an authoritarian asshole


This. I'd start with the best intentions while trying to uphold the law and protect the community...but within a week I'd be flashing my sirens to get through mall traffic and arresting anyone who looked at me funny, wears jeggings or sports a barbed wire tattoo.
2013-05-26 05:38:22 AM  
1 votes:

Pribar: miss diminutive: AliceBToklasLives: Give me a patrol car and no doubt I'd turn into an authoritarian asshole

This. I'd start with the best intentions while trying to uphold the law and protect the community...but within a week I'd be flashing my sirens to get through mall traffic and arresting anyone who looked at me funny, wears jeggings or sports a barbed wire tattoo.

I saw the old pics in your profile so I gotta ask how do you even SEE over the hood of a car? It looked like you could have swam in that tea mug you were holding


Yeah, I often sit on a cushion when driving. But as a police officer I'd sit on the confiscated belongings of my terrorized subjects community partners in crime prevention.
2013-05-26 02:06:24 AM  
1 votes:
Video of the occurrence:

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2013-05-26 01:35:26 AM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: AliceBToklasLives: Give me a patrol car and no doubt I'd turn into an authoritarian asshole

This. I'd start with the best intentions while trying to uphold the law and protect the community...but within a week I'd be flashing my sirens to get through mall traffic and arresting anyone who looked at me funny, wears jeggings or sports a barbed wire tattoo.


God's work, you'd be doing it.
2013-05-26 01:13:54 AM  
1 votes:

Begoggle: Wait, who will Fark hate now?
Turns out civilians might be worse than the cops?
Who knew?


Oh hey, it's this guy again. Wouldn't be a Fark cop thread without Begoggle around to explain why the cops did nothing wrong (in-between ball-gargling. scrotum-slurping noises).

Considering that in this situation, the cops were the Rhodes scholars who decided 'yes it is perfectly reasonable to let civilians drive around in police cars, what could possibly go wrong?', this is indeed their fault (along with the meatheads on the council). The civilians shouldn't have acted like dicks either, but they never would have been in a position to do so if the cops/city council weren't pants-on-farking-head retarded.
2013-05-26 01:10:37 AM  
1 votes:
Give me a patrol car and no doubt I'd turn into an authoritarian asshole
2013-05-26 01:02:59 AM  
1 votes:

Begoggle: Wait, who will Fark hate now?
Turns out civilians might be worse than the cops?
Who knew?


Think I'll reserve my disdain for the ones that should know to uphold a higher standard and still fail.  Thanks for your concern, though.
2013-05-26 12:48:28 AM  
1 votes:
Hilar- oh. Well. I have nothing else to add.
2013-05-26 12:46:43 AM  
1 votes:
wait, do i get bannination for asking?

/also, not familiar with other sites who may use the same lingo
2013-05-26 12:44:48 AM  
1 votes:
What is the (wheels.ca) headline writers fark handle?
 
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