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(The Braiser)   Celebrity chef compares great grilled-cheese doughnut to great boob job: "There's nothing natural going on, but you still can't help but wanna put it in your mouth." I wish I had said that   (thebraiser.com) divider line 19
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2013-05-26 06:19:21 AM
5 votes:

GreenSun: Beware of putting silicon powered boobies in your mouth! You don't want to drink that stuff when it leaks!


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2013-05-25 11:55:18 PM
4 votes:
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Oh you will Oscar, you will.
2013-05-26 08:50:22 AM
2 votes:
I got bored watching that video so I shut off the sound and pretended they were gangland thugs working in a doughnut store as a front and talking about killing a guy and disposing his body.

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2013-05-26 07:04:35 AM
2 votes:

PizzaJedi81: ArtosRC: PizzaJedi81: I've got something delicious she could stick in her mouth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

You're going to have to be specific about this "delicious" something; you seem to be vouching for its taste. But, hey, whatever raises your flag.

It's a little salty, but goes down easy. Plus, it's high in protein!


Pretzel smoothie?
2013-05-26 06:27:17 AM
2 votes:
If your boob job is being compared to a doughnut its time to change surgeons...
2013-05-26 06:26:30 AM
2 votes:
Id rather smoke raid.
2013-05-26 06:21:16 AM
2 votes:

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 480x360]

Oh you will Oscar, you will.


best line from that skit:
your majesty is like a stream of bats piss.
you shine out like a shaft of gold, when all around is dark.
2013-05-26 01:06:43 AM
2 votes:
As a chef who has dated a gal or two who've had some really good boob jobs, it's not a bad analogy...
2013-05-26 03:43:53 PM
1 votes:

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Id rather smoke raid.


I doubt it. Look what it did to lesbian Dani Shay ...

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2013-05-26 11:36:03 AM
1 votes:
Greenspan's grilled cheese doughnut is like a back alley boob job done in Tijuana using a Home Depot brand caulking gun.  It's gross to look at, it makes you feel queasy, the smell is horrendous, you think to yourself "what kind of creep would do this?", you know it's just plain wrong, but you'd still put it in your mouth after that last shot of tequila right before you pass out in a pool of your own vomit and shiat the bed.
2013-05-26 11:00:46 AM
1 votes:

Hillbilly Jim: PizzaJedi81: wambu: miss diminutive: Grilled cheese doughnut? Shouldn't it be compared to a heart attack?

I'm still pondering the boob connection. I'll have to get back to you on the heart attack angle.

Hmmmmm . . .

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I've got something delicious she could stick in her mouth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

More of her NSFW


I love whenever she's posted! Though I can't help but think about the back pain she must have from those whenever I see her - ouchies.
2013-05-26 08:35:16 AM
1 votes:

darkjezter: imsol: Should have told her fixing her boobs wouldn't fix her body issues.

Sadly, you're completely right about that.  After getting a boob job she decided that she wanted a tattoo sleeve and was also considering lip implants.  Watching such a naturally beautiful girl deciding to make so many alterations to her body was heartbreaking, and it definitely played a part in my decision to break up with her.


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2013-05-26 08:33:47 AM
1 votes:
darkjezter: Tat'dGreaser: I need to remember this for the next time someone on Fark complains about boob jobs

I'm not opposed to boob jobs on a whole, only when women who don't need them decide to get them.  I once dated a girl who had great natural boobs, but she decided they were too small and decided to get implants.  I told her repeatedly that her boobs were great the way they were and she didn't need a boob job, but she went through with it anyway.  The new boobs weren't bad, but they were definitely a step down from her naturals.

As Wesley said in the Princess Bride "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world.  It would be a shame to ruin yours."


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2013-05-26 07:47:54 AM
1 votes:
I need to remember this for the next time someone on Fark complains about boob jobs
2013-05-26 07:14:25 AM
1 votes:
What I think the chef meant was ... like a doughnut a boob's arrival gives us pleasure, where it's departure mearly makes us hungry for more.
2013-05-26 06:50:05 AM
1 votes:

PizzaJedi81: I've got something delicious she could stick in her mouth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


You're going to have to be specific about this "delicious" something; you seem to be vouching for its taste. But, hey, whatever raises your flag.
2013-05-26 06:39:48 AM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: Grilled cheese doughnut? Shouldn't it be compared to a heart attack?


I'm still pondering the boob connection. I'll have to get back to you on the heart attack angle.

Hmmmmm . . .

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2013-05-26 06:28:45 AM
1 votes:
Whomever said that is a literary genius on the level of Shakespere.
2013-05-26 06:28:10 AM
1 votes:

hubiestubert: As a chef who has dated a gal or two who've had some really good boob jobs, it's not a bad analogy...


If your wimmin have grilled cheese boobs, the jobs? They ain't good.
 
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