GreenSun: Beware of putting silicon powered boobies in your mouth! You don't want to drink that stuff when it leaks!
PizzaJedi81: ArtosRC: PizzaJedi81: I've got something delicious she could stick in her mouth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.You're going to have to be specific about this "delicious" something; you seem to be vouching for its taste. But, hey, whatever raises your flag.It's a little salty, but goes down easy. Plus, it's high in protein!
Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 480x360]Oh you will Oscar, you will.best line from that skit:your majesty is like a stream of bats piss.you shine out like a shaft of gold, when all around is dark.
Just another Heartland Weirdass: Id rather smoke raid.
Hillbilly Jim: PizzaJedi81: wambu: miss diminutive: Grilled cheese doughnut? Shouldn't it be compared to a heart attack?I'm still pondering the boob connection. I'll have to get back to you on the heart attack angle.Hmmmmm . . .[i.imgur.com image 664x960]I've got something delicious she could stick in her mouth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.More of her NSFW
darkjezter: imsol: Should have told her fixing her boobs wouldn't fix her body issues.Sadly, you're completely right about that. After getting a boob job she decided that she wanted a tattoo sleeve and was also considering lip implants. Watching such a naturally beautiful girl deciding to make so many alterations to her body was heartbreaking, and it definitely played a part in my decision to break up with her.
PizzaJedi81: I've got something delicious she could stick in her mouth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
miss diminutive: Grilled cheese doughnut? Shouldn't it be compared to a heart attack?
hubiestubert: As a chef who has dated a gal or two who've had some really good boob jobs, it's not a bad analogy...
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