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(The Braiser)   Celebrity chef compares great grilled-cheese doughnut to great boob job: "There's nothing natural going on, but you still can't help but wanna put it in your mouth." I wish I had said that   (thebraiser.com) divider line 94
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2013-05-26 09:09:11 AM  
Gawd. That's some fine chefery, there Greenspan. He reminds of a of 13-year old boy trying to be "creative".
 
2013-05-26 09:26:09 AM  
So which part is silly? The comparing the grilled cheese donut to a fake boob part? Or the.poutrage expressed by the author about said comparison?

Meh. Who cares. MOAR BEWBIES!!!1! eleventy
 
2013-05-26 10:14:52 AM  
 
2013-05-26 10:29:50 AM  
I...I'm not sure what's happening. I heard grilled cheese and something about doughnuts and well...and boobs.

So this is a bookmark is what I'm trying to say.
 
2013-05-26 11:00:46 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: PizzaJedi81: wambu: miss diminutive: Grilled cheese doughnut? Shouldn't it be compared to a heart attack?

I'm still pondering the boob connection. I'll have to get back to you on the heart attack angle.

Hmmmmm . . .

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I've got something delicious she could stick in her mouth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

More of her NSFW


I love whenever she's posted! Though I can't help but think about the back pain she must have from those whenever I see her - ouchies.
 
2013-05-26 11:11:31 AM  
So, is this the weekend's boobies thread? If so, this definitely is a bookmark...

/EIP?
 
2013-05-26 11:21:59 AM  

IAmTheTagTeamChampions: So, is this the weekend's boobies thread?


Makes sense.

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2013-05-26 11:36:03 AM  
Greenspan's grilled cheese doughnut is like a back alley boob job done in Tijuana using a Home Depot brand caulking gun.  It's gross to look at, it makes you feel queasy, the smell is horrendous, you think to yourself "what kind of creep would do this?", you know it's just plain wrong, but you'd still put it in your mouth after that last shot of tequila right before you pass out in a pool of your own vomit and shiat the bed.
 
2013-05-26 11:42:05 AM  

stonelotus: Greenspan's grilled cheese doughnut is like a back alley boob job done in Tijuana using a Home Depot brand caulking gun.  It's gross to look at, it makes you feel queasy, the smell is horrendous, you think to yourself "what kind of creep would do this?", you know it's just plain wrong, but you'd still put it in your mouth after that last shot of tequila right before you pass out in a pool of your own vomit and shiat the bed.


You sound fun.

/there's probably something seriously wrong with me
 
2013-05-26 11:43:36 AM  
You know, a _bagel_ grilled-cheese with some very thinly sliced Smithfield ham would be good. right now.

/I'm on it
 
2013-05-26 11:52:41 AM  
Getting that put in on a tee-shirt.
 
2013-05-26 11:53:08 AM  

wambu: You know, a _bagel_ grilled-cheese with some very thinly sliced Smithfield ham would be good. right now.

/I'm on it


This.

/with a blueberry bagel and some mustard
 
2013-05-26 11:57:35 AM  

stonelotus: Greenspan's grilled cheese doughnut is like a back alley boob job done in Tijuana using a Home Depot brand caulking gun.  It's gross to look at, it makes you feel queasy, the smell is horrendous, you think to yourself "what kind of creep would do this?", you know it's just plain wrong, but you'd still put it in your mouth after that last shot of tequila right before you pass out in a pool of your own vomit and shiat the bed.


Okay. you've obviously got a typical Monday covered. What do you do on the weekends to let loose a little bit?
 
2013-05-26 11:57:45 AM  

InsaneJelloTroll: wambu: You know, a _bagel_ grilled-cheese with some very thinly sliced Smithfield ham would be good. right now.

/I'm on it

This.

/with a blueberry bagel and some mustard


You guys knocked up or what?
 
2013-05-26 12:00:08 PM  
I like my boob jobs like I like my doughnuts.

With sprinkles.

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2013-05-26 12:17:33 PM  

InsaneJelloTroll: with a blueberry bagel and some mustard


crow202.org

Food? I don't know; maybe there's something tasty in the fridge.
 
2013-05-26 12:21:31 PM  
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2013-05-26 12:31:32 PM  

stonelotus: Greenspan's grilled cheese doughnut is like a back alley boob job done in Tijuana using a Home Depot brand caulking gun.  It's gross to look at, it makes you feel queasy, the smell is horrendous, you think to yourself "what kind of creep would do this?", you know it's just plain wrong, but you'd still put it in your mouth after that last shot of tequila right before you pass out in a pool of your own vomit and shiat the bed.


Nay. Ye got the beverage all wrong. That last shot was not "of Tequila." Truth be told, as so many young men have said before, that last shot was "in Brandy."
 
2013-05-26 12:38:21 PM  
Delicious delicious boobs
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2013-05-26 12:42:09 PM  
Because someone has to make your bookmark worthwhile....

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2013-05-26 12:46:38 PM  
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Forbidden fruit, anyone?
 
2013-05-26 12:46:46 PM  
GIF - it's like popcorn for the brain

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2013-05-26 12:50:12 PM  
 
2013-05-26 01:18:14 PM  
Firewall testing AND browser memory testing.  Happy days are here again.
 
2013-05-26 01:25:04 PM  
Bark, mooks!
 
2013-05-26 01:25:24 PM  
 
2013-05-26 01:27:48 PM  
Celebrity chef? Where? I've never heard of him (until today)!
 
2013-05-26 01:37:56 PM  

ZzeusS: Firewall testing AND browser memory testing.  Happy days are here again.


Really, really sorry about that.

I just started using postimg because they accept gifs that are larger than 2mb (which imgur does not do). I have no idea why they are rerouting traffic. Needless to say, I will not be using them in the future.

I have notified the mods and asked them to delete the offending posts.
 
2013-05-26 01:41:42 PM  

danceswithcrows: InsaneJelloTroll: with a blueberry bagel and some mustard

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Food? I don't know; maybe there's something tasty in the fridge.


Aty least there's plenty of milk.
 
2013-05-26 01:50:19 PM  
That's my boy, Greeny!!! Great chef and all-around awesome person.
 
2013-05-26 02:10:21 PM  
 
2013-05-26 02:51:21 PM  

Delay: Billy Connolly and Liz Hurley Sort of NSFW.


Good lord.  And kind of telling that Travolta did not seem at all flustered by them.
 
2013-05-26 03:05:04 PM  
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/boobies!
 
2013-05-26 03:38:08 PM  

darkjezter: Tat'dGreaser: Well that's the problem, it doesn't matter if you think she doesn't need them

Sometimes you can objectively say that a boob job was a bad idea.  Sara Underwood (Playboy model and G4 TV host) is living proof of that.  Her natural boobs were small, but perky and nice.  Then she got a boob job and the end result is heartbreaking; those two bolt-ons look unnatural as hell on her slender, petite frame.

But sometimes breast enhancement really does live up to its name.  Tera Patrick (ex-porn star) has some of the best-looking fake boobs I've seen.


You go to hell and you stay there!

Tera's original breasts were absolute perfection. Just the right size, a deliciously enticing hue, and the movement was oh, so alluring.

Now she's just another piece of plastic. She's changed just about everything that first caught my eye.


I, ... I can't even fap to her anymore.

I'll take the easy route, and blame Evan, even tho I'm not sure of the timeline of their relationship vs her decent into mainstream mediocrity.
 
2013-05-26 03:43:26 PM  

Heims: darkjezter: Tat'dGreaser: Well that's the problem, it doesn't matter if you think she doesn't need them

Sometimes you can objectively say that a boob job was a bad idea.  Sara Underwood (Playboy model and G4 TV host) is living proof of that.  Her natural boobs were small, but perky and nice.  Then she got a boob job and the end result is heartbreaking; those two bolt-ons look unnatural as hell on her slender, petite frame.

But sometimes breast enhancement really does live up to its name.  Tera Patrick (ex-porn star) has some of the best-looking fake boobs I've seen.

You go to hell and you stay there!

Tera's original breasts were absolute perfection. Just the right size, a deliciously enticing hue, and the movement was oh, so alluring.

Now she's just another piece of plastic. She's changed just about everything that first caught my eye.


I, ... I can't even fap to her anymore.

I'll take the easy route, and blame Evan, even tho I'm not sure of the timeline of their relationship vs her decent into mainstream mediocrity.


www.theouthousers.com
 
2013-05-26 03:43:53 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Id rather smoke raid.


I doubt it. Look what it did to lesbian Dani Shay ...

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2013-05-26 04:08:32 PM  
Sorry again for the bad links. Here's some older stuff to make up for the stuff that was lost in the purge.

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2013-05-26 04:59:07 PM  
As I've a few minutes in need of slaying betwixt 4 long shifts, here ya go:

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A happy holiday weekend (or just a happy weekend, depending on geography) to all of you.
 
2013-05-26 05:15:55 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: PizzaJedi81: wambu: miss diminutive: Grilled cheese doughnut? Shouldn't it be compared to a heart attack?

I'm still pondering the boob connection. I'll have to get back to you on the heart attack angle.

Hmmmmm . . .

[i.imgur.com image 664x960]

I've got something delicious she could stick in her mouth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

More of her NSFW


What no pink taco shots
 
2013-05-26 05:58:57 PM  

sugarhi: Hillbilly Jim: PizzaJedi81: wambu: miss diminutive: Grilled cheese doughnut? Shouldn't it be compared to a heart attack?

I'm still pondering the boob connection. I'll have to get back to you on the heart attack angle.

Hmmmmm . . .

[i.imgur.com image 664x960]

I've got something delicious she could stick in her mouth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

More of her NSFW

I love whenever she's posted! Though I can't help but think about the back pain she must have from those whenever I see her - ouchies.


Id help her out by having her on her back as much as possible
 
2013-05-26 07:37:44 PM  
This is not a bookmark.

/I lie like a rug
 
2013-05-26 08:03:15 PM  
He understands men perfectly.    If he's not horny, feed him.  If he's not hungry, screw him.
 
2013-05-26 08:32:20 PM  
Yellow bikini... source?
 
2013-05-26 09:30:50 PM  
 
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