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(The Braiser)   Celebrity chef compares great grilled-cheese doughnut to great boob job: "There's nothing natural going on, but you still can't help but wanna put it in your mouth." I wish I had said that   (thebraiser.com) divider line 94
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2013-05-25 11:55:18 PM
i.imgur.com

Oh you will Oscar, you will.
 
2013-05-26 01:06:43 AM
As a chef who has dated a gal or two who've had some really good boob jobs, it's not a bad analogy...
 
2013-05-26 04:56:59 AM
Grilled cheese doughnut? Shouldn't it be compared to a heart attack?
 
2013-05-26 05:31:00 AM
The first 15 seconds of that video scared the crap out of me!  Who in Hell decided that crazy manatee belonged on TV?
 
2013-05-26 06:15:12 AM
Beware of putting silicon powered boobies in your mouth! You don't want to drink that stuff when it leaks!
 
2013-05-26 06:19:21 AM

GreenSun: Beware of putting silicon powered boobies in your mouth! You don't want to drink that stuff when it leaks!


getdubbedout.com
 
2013-05-26 06:21:16 AM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 480x360]

Oh you will Oscar, you will.


best line from that skit:
your majesty is like a stream of bats piss.
you shine out like a shaft of gold, when all around is dark.
 
2013-05-26 06:23:34 AM
Grilled cheese doughnut? Blech.
 
2013-05-26 06:26:30 AM
Id rather smoke raid.
 
2013-05-26 06:27:17 AM
If your boob job is being compared to a doughnut its time to change surgeons...
 
2013-05-26 06:28:10 AM

hubiestubert: As a chef who has dated a gal or two who've had some really good boob jobs, it's not a bad analogy...


If your wimmin have grilled cheese boobs, the jobs? They ain't good.
 
2013-05-26 06:28:45 AM
Whomever said that is a literary genius on the level of Shakespere.
 
2013-05-26 06:30:59 AM
I'm just here for the thread potential.

Food porn thread? I'm there. I love seeing delicious, if completely unhealthy, foods.

Boob thread? I'm there. I love seeing delicious, if NSFW, boobs.
 
2013-05-26 06:37:01 AM

PizzaJedi81: I'm just here for the thread potential.

Food porn thread? I'm there. I love seeing delicious, if completely unhealthy, foods.

Boob thread? I'm there. I love seeing delicious, if NSFW, boobs.


Friends, posters, farkettes, show me your boobs,
I come to view boobs, not to post them
the beauty of the boob lives after them
the silicone is oft intermingled with the bones.....

/ok time for me to go to bed and sober a bit before I get beaten
 
2013-05-26 06:39:48 AM

miss diminutive: Grilled cheese doughnut? Shouldn't it be compared to a heart attack?


I'm still pondering the boob connection. I'll have to get back to you on the heart attack angle.

Hmmmmm . . .

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-26 06:42:20 AM

wambu: miss diminutive: Grilled cheese doughnut? Shouldn't it be compared to a heart attack?

I'm still pondering the boob connection. I'll have to get back to you on the heart attack angle.

Hmmmmm . . .

[i.imgur.com image 664x960]


I've got something delicious she could stick in her mouth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-05-26 06:43:27 AM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Id rather smoke raid.


Okay, this made me lol. Bravo.
 
2013-05-26 06:44:44 AM
Wise words indeed. Fake boobs may be fake but they're still surrounded by yummy boob.
 
2013-05-26 06:46:16 AM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 480x360]

Oh you will Oscar, you will.


Literally, the first thing I thought of.  Done in one.
 
2013-05-26 06:47:35 AM

PizzaJedi81: wambu: miss diminutive: Grilled cheese doughnut? Shouldn't it be compared to a heart attack?

I'm still pondering the boob connection. I'll have to get back to you on the heart attack angle.

Hmmmmm . . .

[i.imgur.com image 664x960]

I've got something delicious she could stick in her mouth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


More of her NSFW
 
2013-05-26 06:49:34 AM
It's funny the hostility this guy garners.  That and people 'concerned' about his health.
 
2013-05-26 06:50:05 AM

PizzaJedi81: I've got something delicious she could stick in her mouth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


You're going to have to be specific about this "delicious" something; you seem to be vouching for its taste. But, hey, whatever raises your flag.
 
2013-05-26 06:59:23 AM

rzrwiresunrise: Grilled cheese doughnut? Blech.


More like a grilled-cheese DO NOT, amirite?

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2013-05-26 07:02:46 AM

ArtosRC: PizzaJedi81: I've got something delicious she could stick in her mouth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

You're going to have to be specific about this "delicious" something; you seem to be vouching for its taste. But, hey, whatever raises your flag.


It's a little salty, but goes down easy. Plus, it's high in protein!
 
2013-05-26 07:04:35 AM

PizzaJedi81: ArtosRC: PizzaJedi81: I've got something delicious she could stick in her mouth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

You're going to have to be specific about this "delicious" something; you seem to be vouching for its taste. But, hey, whatever raises your flag.

It's a little salty, but goes down easy. Plus, it's high in protein!


Pretzel smoothie?
 
2013-05-26 07:08:55 AM

miss diminutive: PizzaJedi81: ArtosRC: PizzaJedi81: I've got something delicious she could stick in her mouth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

You're going to have to be specific about this "delicious" something; you seem to be vouching for its taste. But, hey, whatever raises your flag.

It's a little salty, but goes down easy. Plus, it's high in protein!

Pretzel smoothie?


A little more...organic.
 
2013-05-26 07:09:33 AM

miss diminutive: PizzaJedi81: ArtosRC: PizzaJedi81: I've got something delicious she could stick in her mouth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

You're going to have to be specific about this "delicious" something; you seem to be vouching for its taste. But, hey, whatever raises your flag.

It's a little salty, but goes down easy. Plus, it's high in protein!

Pretzel smoothie?


Also...how YOU doin'?
 
2013-05-26 07:14:25 AM
What I think the chef meant was ... like a doughnut a boob's arrival gives us pleasure, where it's departure mearly makes us hungry for more.
 
2013-05-26 07:20:28 AM
Nah, you can only reheat one of those two things in the microwave.
 
2013-05-26 07:29:17 AM

PizzaJedi81: miss diminutive: PizzaJedi81: ArtosRC: PizzaJedi81: I've got something delicious she could stick in her mouth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

You're going to have to be specific about this "delicious" something; you seem to be vouching for its taste. But, hey, whatever raises your flag.

It's a little salty, but goes down easy. Plus, it's high in protein!

Pretzel smoothie?

A little more...organic.


soy milk shake!
 
2013-05-26 07:47:54 AM
I need to remember this for the next time someone on Fark complains about boob jobs
 
2013-05-26 07:50:23 AM
PizzaJedi81

I've got something delicious she could stick in her mouth, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

I thought I did, but you called it "delicious", and what I was thinking of certainly isn't.


/ your taste may differ from mine though
 
2013-05-26 08:00:06 AM
I didnt know he became a chef

static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-05-26 08:09:38 AM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 480x360]

Oh you will Oscar, you will.


Done in one, like a shaft of gold
 
2013-05-26 08:12:35 AM

Tat'dGreaser: I need to remember this for the next time someone on Fark complains about boob jobs


I'm not opposed to boob jobs on a whole, only when women who don't need them decide to get them.  I once dated a girl who had great natural boobs, but she decided they were too small and decided to get implants.  I told her repeatedly that her boobs were great the way they were and she didn't need a boob job, but she went through with it anyway.  The new boobs weren't bad, but they were definitely a step down from her naturals.

As Wesley said in the Princess Bride "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world.  It would be a shame to ruin yours."
 
2013-05-26 08:15:14 AM

darkjezter: I'm not opposed to boob jobs on a whole, only when women who don't need them decide to get them.  I once dated a girl who had great natural boobs, but she decided they were too small and decided to get implants.  I told her repeatedly that her boobs were great the way they were and she didn't need a boob job, but she went through with it anyway.  The new boobs weren't bad, but they were definitely a step down from her naturals.

As Wesley said in the Princess Bride "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world.  It would be a shame to ruin yours."


Well that's the problem, it doesn't matter if you think she doesn't need them
 
2013-05-26 08:17:36 AM
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2013-05-26 08:18:57 AM
TheBreastAugmentationBlog.blogspot.com rates Blake Lively's as a great boob job.  No rating on her grilled cheese skills.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-26 08:23:59 AM

darkjezter: Tat'dGreaser: I need to remember this for the next time someone on Fark complains about boob jobs

I'm not opposed to boob jobs on a whole, only when women who don't need them decide to get them.  I once dated a girl who had great natural boobs, but she decided they were too small and decided to get implants.  I told her repeatedly that her boobs were great the way they were and she didn't need a boob job, but she went through with it anyway.  The new boobs weren't bad, but they were definitely a step down from her naturals.

As Wesley said in the Princess Bride "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world.  It would be a shame to ruin yours."


Should have told her fixing her boobs wouldn't fix her body issues.
 
2013-05-26 08:25:45 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Well that's the problem, it doesn't matter if you think she doesn't need them


Sometimes you can objectively say that a boob job was a bad idea.  Sara Underwood (Playboy model and G4 TV host) is living proof of that.  Her natural boobs were small, but perky and nice.  Then she got a boob job and the end result is heartbreaking; those two bolt-ons look unnatural as hell on her slender, petite frame.

But sometimes breast enhancement really does live up to its name.  Tera Patrick (ex-porn star) has some of the best-looking fake boobs I've seen.
 
2013-05-26 08:27:46 AM

imsol: Should have told her fixing her boobs wouldn't fix her body issues.


Sadly, you're completely right about that.  After getting a boob job she decided that she wanted a tattoo sleeve and was also considering lip implants.  Watching such a naturally beautiful girl deciding to make so many alterations to her body was heartbreaking, and it definitely played a part in my decision to break up with her.
 
2013-05-26 08:28:58 AM
cdn.motinetwork.net
 
2013-05-26 08:33:47 AM
darkjezter: Tat'dGreaser: I need to remember this for the next time someone on Fark complains about boob jobs

I'm not opposed to boob jobs on a whole, only when women who don't need them decide to get them.  I once dated a girl who had great natural boobs, but she decided they were too small and decided to get implants.  I told her repeatedly that her boobs were great the way they were and she didn't need a boob job, but she went through with it anyway.  The new boobs weren't bad, but they were definitely a step down from her naturals.

As Wesley said in the Princess Bride "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world.  It would be a shame to ruin yours."


(In best Scruffy voice) Second
 
2013-05-26 08:35:16 AM

darkjezter: imsol: Should have told her fixing her boobs wouldn't fix her body issues.

Sadly, you're completely right about that.  After getting a boob job she decided that she wanted a tattoo sleeve and was also considering lip implants.  Watching such a naturally beautiful girl deciding to make so many alterations to her body was heartbreaking, and it definitely played a part in my decision to break up with her.


img136.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-26 08:39:34 AM
 
2013-05-26 08:40:36 AM
darkjezter: imsol: Should have told her fixing her boobs wouldn't fix her body issues.

Sadly, you're completely right about that.  After getting a boob job she decided that she wanted a tattoo sleeve and was also considering lip implants.  Watching such a naturally beautiful girl deciding to make so many alterations to her body was heartbreaking, and it definitely played a part in my decision to break up with her.


Tats on most parts of the body I dont really care about one way or the other(they don't make you hotter, but Im not gonna turn down a hot girl because she has them) but if you tat up the BOOB area its pretty much a deal breaker. Tatting the boobs is like spray painting your name over the Mona Lisa.
 
2013-05-26 08:50:22 AM
I got bored watching that video so I shut off the sound and pretended they were gangland thugs working in a doughnut store as a front and talking about killing a guy and disposing his body.

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2013-05-26 08:56:02 AM
Natural isn't always better. I'd rather see some perky fake boobs over stretched out flapjack tits any day of the week. That said, there is nothing more exquisite than a perfectly formed set of natural boobs.
 
2013-05-26 09:02:47 AM
I can assure you, there is no way in hell I would put my mouth on a grill cheese doughnut.
 
2013-05-26 09:02:56 AM

PizzaJedi81: I'm just here for the thread potential.

Food porn thread? I'm there. I love seeing delicious, if completely unhealthy, foods.

Boob thread? I'm there. I love seeing delicious, if NSFW, boobs.


media.indiatimes.in

(Disclaimer: Facebook angle)

i.imgur.com

(Disclaimer: the cleavage is a lie)

sidesalad.net

(Disclaimer: highly lesbonic)

3.bp.blogspot.com

(Yes, Senator Vreenak, just about everything about this picture is faaaaaaake)
 
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