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(Sioux City Journal)   A guy in South Dakota faces federal charges for a chicken shiat protest in Dewey County   (siouxcityjournal.com) divider line 21
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2013-05-25 11:47:57 PM
When there's ample evidence of fowl play, this comes as no surprise.
 
2013-05-26 04:33:34 AM
What a cock....
 
2013-05-26 04:43:52 AM
That's pretty crappy.
 
2013-05-26 04:50:58 AM
Come on, you know that shiat's gonna get you arrested.

What you gotta do is take the registration form, fold/roll it up and put it inside a condom, then stuff it up your/your chicken's ass.  100% of the moral victory with 0% of the jail time.
 
2013-05-26 04:54:17 AM
Parsons faces a maximum penalty of one year in prison and a $100,000 fine.

For mailing shiat? How much can I charge the local Church of Latter-day Saints for sending me pamphlets every week?
 
2013-05-26 05:02:15 AM
I lived in Sioux Falls for 6 years.

Fark them all. Moving out of the midwest was the best thing I ever did.
 
2013-05-26 05:02:51 AM

miss diminutive: Parsons faces a maximum penalty of one year in prison and a $100,000 fine.

For mailing shiat? How much can I charge the local Church of Latter-day Saints for sending me pamphlets every week?


Gotta be a typo; $10K fits with one year in prison.
 
2013-05-26 05:07:52 AM
Nice, someone sends chicken crap in a bag and faces a maximum penalty of one year in prison and a $100,000 fine yet dirty assmunch pigs delete video thereby obstructing justice and so far get off scott free.
What a pathetic world.
 
2013-05-26 05:17:59 AM

miss diminutive: Parsons faces a maximum penalty of one year in prison and a $100,000 fine.

For mailing shiat? How much can I charge the local Church of Latter-day Saints for sending me pamphlets every week?


Just send the pamphlets back along with a stool sample kit, a list of local gastroenterologists, and politely worded letter asking them to please stop mailing you their shiat. The letter should also mention that while you are not a doctor, the overwhelming foul odor of their shiat has you concerned that they might have parasites and they should seek out expert medical advice just to be on the safe side.
 
2013-05-26 06:34:06 AM
Is he an Elvis impersonator?

www.wmal.com
 
2013-05-26 08:53:23 AM
Should have use a carrier pigeon.
 
2013-05-26 08:56:32 AM
Naturally read that as "...feces federal charges..."
 
2013-05-26 10:22:24 AM
Throw the book at him!
 
2013-05-26 10:59:58 AM

Walter Paisley: miss diminutive: Parsons faces a maximum penalty of one year in prison and a $100,000 fine.

For mailing shiat? How much can I charge the local Church of Latter-day Saints for sending me pamphlets every week?

Just send the pamphlets back along with a stool sample kit, a list of local gastroenterologists, and politely worded letter asking them to please stop mailing you their shiat. The letter should also mention that while you are not a doctor, the overwhelming foul odor of their shiat has you concerned that they might have parasites and they should seek out expert medical advice just to be on the safe side.


I like the cut of your jib.
 
2013-05-26 11:18:32 AM
BIOTERROR IN FLYOVER COUNTRY!1 CALL IN THE FEDS!
 
2013-05-26 11:48:30 AM
I'm from Dewey county SD and knew the suspect - he was fun to get drunk with and would buy booze for underage high school students and didn't keep the change.
 
2013-05-26 11:53:08 AM

SpdrJay: What a cock....


What a dumb cluck.
 
2013-05-26 12:42:24 PM
I find his story to be 813.6.
 
2013-05-26 03:19:16 PM
I'm too chicken to do a thing like that
 
2013-05-26 10:08:30 PM
Damn it. NOT the crazy conservative dude who has annoyed me for six years... Oh well, I expect he'll turn up on here eventually; there's not that many people in SD :D
 
2013-05-27 01:02:17 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: I'm too chicken to do a thing like that


That's nothing to crow about.
 
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