miss diminutive: Parsons faces a maximum penalty of one year in prison and a $100,000 fine.For mailing shiat? How much can I charge the local Church of Latter-day Saints for sending me pamphlets every week?
Walter Paisley: miss diminutive: Parsons faces a maximum penalty of one year in prison and a $100,000 fine.For mailing shiat? How much can I charge the local Church of Latter-day Saints for sending me pamphlets every week?Just send the pamphlets back along with a stool sample kit, a list of local gastroenterologists, and politely worded letter asking them to please stop mailing you their shiat. The letter should also mention that while you are not a doctor, the overwhelming foul odor of their shiat has you concerned that they might have parasites and they should seek out expert medical advice just to be on the safe side.
SpdrJay: What a cock....
Skywolf the Scribbler: I'm too chicken to do a thing like that
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