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(TMZ)   Amanda Bynes eloquently defends herself post-arrest. Claims cop "slapped her vagina"   (tmz.com) divider line 127
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2013-05-25 06:07:19 PM  
FTFA: Bynes just posted a long, rambling tweet ...

Is that even possible?
 
2013-05-25 06:11:53 PM  
Congratulations. Guess what will be the first thing that comes up forever when people enter your name into Google.
 
2013-05-25 06:12:47 PM  
But... but... Drake already destroyed it...
 
2013-05-25 06:28:21 PM  
Methinks Ms Bynes needs to be taught some basic human anatomy.

Lesson #1 being the location of the vagina. Clue: It's not part of a woman's external genitalia.
 
2013-05-25 06:35:13 PM  
Can we just get her and Ke$ha into a giant vat of hominy grits already?
 
2013-05-25 06:38:09 PM  

lolpix: FTFA: Bynes just posted a long, rambling tweet ...

Is that even possible?


I don't know why that's funny, but it made me giggle.
 
2013-05-25 06:42:21 PM  
They were just investigating the scene of a murder is all.
 
2013-05-25 06:55:21 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Methinks Ms Bynes needs to be taught some basic human anatomy.

Lesson #1 being the location of the vagina. Clue: It's not part of a woman's external genitalia.


You say vulva, I say vulva let's call her entire career off.
 
2013-05-25 06:57:31 PM  
I've heard of a coont punt but never a twat swat.
 
2013-05-25 07:31:07 PM  

2wolves: Bathia_Mapes: Methinks Ms Bynes needs to be taught some basic human anatomy.

Lesson #1 being the location of the vagina. Clue: It's not part of a woman's external genitalia.

You say vulva, I say vulva let's call her entire career off.


Vulva is fine since it's external. Vagina, not even. :-D
 
2013-05-25 09:05:05 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: lolpix: FTFA: Bynes just posted a long, rambling tweet ...

Is that even possible?

I don't know why that's funny, but it made me giggle.


It is possible with today's short attention spans.

/Oooh shiny
 
2013-05-25 09:13:47 PM  
Every time I see a current picture of her, my brain's first reaction is "I bet she smells like vomit and cat litter"

If I had to let either her or a random homeless bag-person sleep on my couch for a week, I'd take my chances on the random homeless person.

/Going to be a good corn crop this year
 
2013-05-25 09:13:48 PM  
That should be easy enough to disprove.
If the cop's hand hasn't turned black and fallen off, she's lying.
 
2013-05-25 09:14:59 PM  
Good jorb, Hollywood.

Make her a celebrity, give her everything without question, stand idly by as she becomes a human train wreck.  So long as you get way you need, who the fark cares what happen to them.

/Profit!?
 
2013-05-25 09:20:48 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Good jorb, Hollywood.

Make her a celebrity, give her everything without question, stand idly by as she becomes a human train wreck.  So long as you get way you need, who the fark cares what happen to them.

/Profit!?


It is possible for child stars to make something of themselves and not be fark-ups, you know.
 
2013-05-25 09:26:15 PM  

Mugato: I_Am_Weasel: Good jorb, Hollywood.

Make her a celebrity, give her everything without question, stand idly by as she becomes a human train wreck.  So long as you get way you need, who the fark cares what happen to them.

/Profit!?

It is possible for child stars to make something of themselves and not be fark-ups, you know.


Liar!  Name 68!
 
2013-05-25 09:28:27 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Methinks Ms Bynes needs to be taught some basic human anatomy.

Lesson #1 being the location of the vagina. Clue: It's not part of a woman's external genitalia.


Punched her pussy?

Bashed her box?

Lacerated her labia?
 
2013-05-25 09:33:36 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Bathia_Mapes: Methinks Ms Bynes needs to be taught some basic human anatomy.

Lesson #1 being the location of the vagina. Clue: It's not part of a woman's external genitalia.

Punched her pussy?

Bashed her box?

Lacerated her labia?


Poonted her coont.
 
2013-05-25 09:54:03 PM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: FirstNationalBastard: Bathia_Mapes: Methinks Ms Bynes needs to be taught some basic human anatomy.

Lesson #1 being the location of the vagina. Clue: It's not part of a woman's external genitalia.

Punched her pussy?

Bashed her box?

Lacerated her labia?

Poonted her coont.


gash bash
 
2013-05-25 09:55:53 PM  
Biatch, I know your lawyer told you to hold your tongue.  STFU.

/idiots, they are the cause of all their problems
//and she deserves the drama she creates
 
2013-05-25 09:58:13 PM  
Is it hairy
 
2013-05-25 10:01:01 PM  
He only slapped it because it snapped at him.
 
2013-05-25 10:02:12 PM  

Mugato: I_Am_Weasel: Good jorb, Hollywood.

Make her a celebrity, give her everything without question, stand idly by as she becomes a human train wreck.  So long as you get way you need, who the fark cares what happen to them.

/Profit!?

It is possible for child stars to make something of themselves and not be fark-ups, you know.


Jodi Foster turned out fine. JTT did as well. Kurt Russel, Ryan Gosling, Justin Timberlake, etc etc.
 
2013-05-25 10:05:11 PM  
The cop treated her vagina so badly you could hear her uterus ululating.
 
2013-05-25 10:05:29 PM  
I'd like to slap her vagina... with my cock!

/ not really
 
2013-05-25 10:11:03 PM  
every other story about her is about her  vagina. its murdered, slapped, bashed, etc. It shouldn't even resemble a vagina, no one should touch it with a ten foot pole!
 
2013-05-25 10:12:43 PM  

2wolves: Bathia_Mapes: Methinks Ms Bynes needs to be taught some basic human anatomy.

Lesson #1 being the location of the vagina. Clue: It's not part of a woman's external genitalia.

You say vulva, I say vulva let's call her entire career off.


25.media.tumblr.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2013-05-25 10:12:44 PM  
#Weird boner//
 
2013-05-25 10:13:01 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: The cop treated her vagina so badly you could hear her uterus ululating.


...in harmony with her uvula.
 
2013-05-25 10:13:08 PM  

ParagonComplex: Mugato: I_Am_Weasel: Good jorb, Hollywood.

Make her a celebrity, give her everything without question, stand idly by as she becomes a human train wreck.  So long as you get way you need, who the fark cares what happen to them.

/Profit!?

It is possible for child stars to make something of themselves and not be fark-ups, you know.

Jodi Foster turned out fine. JTT did as well. Kurt Russel, Ryan Gosling, Justin Timberlake, etc etc.


Joseph Gordon-Levitt
 
2013-05-25 10:14:10 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: The cop treated her vagina so badly you could hear her uterus ululating.


No that was just flatulence.
 
2013-05-25 10:18:13 PM  

img695.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-25 10:18:19 PM  

lolpix: FTFA: Bynes just posted a long, rambling tweet ...

Is that even possible?


Apparently there's an app for that.
 
2013-05-25 10:18:29 PM  
So he stuck his hand up there and made a slapping motion?
 
2013-05-25 10:20:54 PM  
Also I found this http://www.wikihow.com/Wash-Your-Vagina

Apparently there's a wiki how for everything.
 
2013-05-25 10:23:11 PM  

Twitch Boy: Can we just get her and Ke$ha into a giant vat of hominy grits already?


Should be easy, all you gotta do is dump the grits into whichever dumpster that Ke$ha is sleeping in.
 
2013-05-25 10:23:13 PM  
i like how she says "no big deal", like she gets crotch-slapped by strangers a few times a week normally.
 
2013-05-25 10:24:19 PM  

SmackLT: Should be easy, all you gotta do is dump the grits into whichever dumpster that Ke$ha is sleeping in.


I saw a picture of her drinking pee the other day. WTF is wrong with her.
/Yes I know some people believe drinking their own piss is healthy.
 
2013-05-25 10:26:29 PM  

A Terrible Human: Also I found this http://www.wikihow.com/Wash-Your-Vagina

Apparently there's a wiki how for everything.


Yeah, like that wasn't written by some 40ish bald, over-weight dude in his momma's basement.
 
2013-05-25 10:37:11 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: 2wolves: Bathia_Mapes: Methinks Ms Bynes needs to be taught some basic human anatomy.

Lesson #1 being the location of the vagina. Clue: It's not part of a woman's external genitalia.

You say vulva, I say vulva let's call her entire career off.

Vulva is fine since it's external. Vagina, not even. :-D


Off to my bunk
 
2013-05-25 10:42:39 PM  
Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal.
 
2013-05-25 10:49:28 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Methinks Ms Bynes needs to be taught some basic human anatomy.

Lesson #1 being the location of the vagina. Clue: It's not part of a woman's external genitalia.


Thank you.  I was wondering how the cop was able to get his hand up there so quickly and then have enough swinging room to actually "slap" the internal structure before she could protest.
 
2013-05-25 10:54:36 PM  
Ctrl + f "KHITBASH", no results.

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-05-25 11:00:20 PM  

HotWingAgenda: Ctrl + f "KHITBASH", no results.

Fark, I am disappoint.


Came here to say this, see you've got it covered. Strong work, carry on.
 
2013-05-25 11:06:51 PM  
I misread that as "clapped," and I thought:

brokentelegraph.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-25 11:07:05 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: FirstNationalBastard: Bathia_Mapes: Methinks Ms Bynes needs to be taught some basic human anatomy.

Lesson #1 being the location of the vagina. Clue: It's not part of a woman's external genitalia.

Punched her pussy?

Bashed her box?

Lacerated her labia?

Poonted her coont.

gash bash


Hit the slit
 
2013-05-25 11:08:24 PM  
Someone should make a badge for this dried apricot fest
 
2013-05-25 11:11:50 PM  

AkaDad: Dead for Tax Reasons: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: FirstNationalBastard: Bathia_Mapes: Methinks Ms Bynes needs to be taught some basic human anatomy.

Lesson #1 being the location of the vagina. Clue: It's not part of a woman's external genitalia.

Punched her pussy?

Bashed her box?

Lacerated her labia?

Poonted her coont.

gash bash

Hit the slit


Clam slam
 
2013-05-25 11:23:32 PM  

Trocadero: AkaDad: Dead for Tax Reasons: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: FirstNationalBastard: Bathia_Mapes: Methinks Ms Bynes needs to be taught some basic human anatomy.

Lesson #1 being the location of the vagina. Clue: It's not part of a woman's external genitalia.

Punched her pussy?

Bashed her box?

Lacerated her labia?

Poonted her coont.

gash bash

Hit the slit

Clam slam


Pant to the cant
 
2013-05-25 11:25:49 PM  
Why is this woman in the news nearly every day?
 
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