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(My Fox NY)   NJ Transit shuts down train line based on a sighting of a man armed with "a long barrel assault weapon", also known as "an umbrella". Authorities are on the lookout for a second bumbershooter   (myfoxny.com) divider line 22
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2013-05-25 09:18:11 PM
11 votes:
It's a sign that we can soon expect the Rain Of Terror.
2013-05-25 08:57:31 PM
3 votes:

2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.


jehovahs witness protection: 2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.

Um...libtards are the ones who can't tell the farking difference.


Goddamnit, you two.  Get a room.
2013-05-25 11:33:05 PM
2 votes:

Dimensio: Observe the military-style pistol grip on the umbrella. No civilian has any need for such a device; only military personnel and law enforcement may be trusted with such deadly rain shielding devices.


It also appears to be equipped with a splash suppressor.
2013-05-25 10:23:53 PM
2 votes:
'til the pry it from my cold, wet hand.
2013-05-25 10:10:45 PM
2 votes:
So we are being atracked by the Penguin?
2013-05-25 09:01:05 PM
2 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: 2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.

Um...libtards are the ones who can't tell the farking difference.


That doesn't even make any sense.

That means you're doing it right.
2013-05-26 09:47:10 AM
1 votes:
i44.tinypic.com
2013-05-25 11:24:23 PM
1 votes:

willfullyobscure: Blame the open carry AHurr-FifTeem tards. between enabling mass shooters left and right and deciding to make themselves a public nuisance and terroize the public, they are a big, big part of the reason shiat like this happens.


You are absolutely correct. The lax firearm carrying laws of New Jersey are the cause of this occurrence; absolutely no blame should be applied to civilian disarmament advocates who willfully lie about firearms in a deliberate effort to incite irrational fear.
2013-05-25 11:14:53 PM
1 votes:
celebratewomantoday.com

Observe the military-style pistol grip on the umbrella. No civilian has any need for such a device; only military personnel and law enforcement may be trusted with such deadly rain shielding devices.
2013-05-25 11:02:25 PM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-05-25 10:58:40 PM
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: 2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.

jehovahs witness protection: 2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.

Um...libtards are the ones who can't tell the farking difference.

Goddamnit, you two.  Get a room.


They would but they haven't finished sequestering yet.
2013-05-25 10:57:48 PM
1 votes:

GF named my left testicle thundercles: might want to look a little closer brosef.


That AK-47 is charged with a magazine, and his booger hook is on the trigger.

i.imgur.com

And tighten your goddamn sleeves, you moron. This isn't the chair force.
2013-05-25 10:56:05 PM
1 votes:

WinoRhino: hardinparamedic: Wow. Loaded weapon AND finger on the trigger. Sgt. McAvoy is a dumbass.

This. And the fact that none of that money is his. And the cigarette isn't lit, because if it were lit, he'd be in trouble with his CO, and he knows it. So he didn't light it. The whole picture screams "pussy d-bag."  And Mr. Testicle Thundercles thinks this is some sort of photo he wants to be associated with. Hahahaha.


There's probably a reason that Sgt. McAvoy is stuck in the quartermaster room guarding sheets of paper.
2013-05-25 10:55:09 PM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: GF named my left testicle thundercles: [i1172.photobucket.com image 850x637]

The other day i saw a guy open carrying a pistol while on his motorcycle, straight through the center of the state university. Not a single person gave a shiat and even blinked an eye. the exact same occurrence on the east coast would have caused a menstrual implosion with deployments of swat teams and school shutdowns and CNN coverage. but here, its totally normal.

God damn i love my state.

Wow. Loaded weapon AND finger on the trigger. Sgt. McAvoy is a dumbass.


might want to look a little closer brosef.
2013-05-25 10:37:36 PM
1 votes:

2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.


Serious question...

When your mother was pregnant with you, how much paint thinner would you say she generally consumed during the course of an average week?
2013-05-25 10:34:59 PM
1 votes:
hhshootingsports.com

/oblig
2013-05-25 10:29:36 PM
1 votes:
I'll just leave this here...
i.imgur.com
2013-05-25 10:20:05 PM
1 votes:
found a picture of the suspect:
images.wikia.com
2013-05-25 10:12:38 PM
1 votes:

2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.


Yeah, because those of us in flyover country are the ones crapping our pants over umbrellas.
2013-05-25 10:08:34 PM
1 votes:
5 - 24 - 13 NEVAR FURGET!!!!
2013-05-25 09:16:04 PM
1 votes:
ella ella ella
hey hey hey hey
2013-05-25 07:15:10 PM
1 votes:

2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.


Um...libtards are the ones who can't tell the farking difference.
 
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