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(My Fox NY)   NJ Transit shuts down train line based on a sighting of a man armed with "a long barrel assault weapon", also known as "an umbrella". Authorities are on the lookout for a second bumbershooter   (myfoxny.com) divider line 19
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2013-05-25 07:15:10 PM
7 votes:

2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.


Um...libtards are the ones who can't tell the farking difference.
2013-05-25 05:15:59 PM
5 votes:
The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.
2013-05-25 11:34:55 PM
2 votes:

kombat_unit: Kinda hard to say on a AK,but you're probably a tier 0 operator, on a different forum.


www.gunholstersunlimited.com

No, but in Basic Training I was taught that the gun is always loaded until proven otherwise, especially when it has the appearance of such.

I was also taught that when I was 10 years old and attended the TWRA hunter safety class that was mandated for me to take to get a hunting license.

And was reenforced in every class I've ever taken in CCW and street survival.

But yes. Let's pretend that I'm trying to be the next FLYNAVY by pointing it out.

Magazine in the action? It's loaded until you clear the gun.
2013-05-25 10:57:48 PM
2 votes:

GF named my left testicle thundercles: might want to look a little closer brosef.


That AK-47 is charged with a magazine, and his booger hook is on the trigger.

i.imgur.com

And tighten your goddamn sleeves, you moron. This isn't the chair force.
2013-05-25 10:56:05 PM
2 votes:

WinoRhino: hardinparamedic: Wow. Loaded weapon AND finger on the trigger. Sgt. McAvoy is a dumbass.

This. And the fact that none of that money is his. And the cigarette isn't lit, because if it were lit, he'd be in trouble with his CO, and he knows it. So he didn't light it. The whole picture screams "pussy d-bag."  And Mr. Testicle Thundercles thinks this is some sort of photo he wants to be associated with. Hahahaha.


There's probably a reason that Sgt. McAvoy is stuck in the quartermaster room guarding sheets of paper.
2013-05-25 10:53:35 PM
2 votes:

hardinparamedic: Wow. Loaded weapon AND finger on the trigger. Sgt. McAvoy is a dumbass.


This. And the fact that none of that money is his. And the cigarette isn't lit, because if it were lit, he'd be in trouble with his CO, and he knows it. So he didn't light it. The whole picture screams "pussy d-bag."  And Mr. Testicle Thundercles thinks this is some sort of photo he wants to be associated with. Hahahaha.
2013-05-25 10:12:38 PM
2 votes:

2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.


Yeah, because those of us in flyover country are the ones crapping our pants over umbrellas.
2013-05-25 08:57:31 PM
2 votes:

2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.


jehovahs witness protection: 2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.

Um...libtards are the ones who can't tell the farking difference.


Goddamnit, you two.  Get a room.
2013-05-25 11:31:49 PM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: Prove to me a semi-automatic weapon that is fed from a magazine, with a magazine charged in the action is not loaded.

"A magazine charged in the action?"


Kinda hard to say on a AK,but you're probably a tier 0 operator, on a different forum.
2013-05-25 11:18:29 PM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: GF named my left testicle thundercles: might want to look a little closer brosef.

That AK-47 is charged with a magazine, and his booger hook is on the trigger.

[i.imgur.com image 253x276]

And tighten your goddamn sleeves, you moron. This isn't the chair force.


His finger isn't on the trigger. Zoom in on the picture and you can see the full shape of the trigger in front of his finger. At least you changed your previous statement that the weapon was loaded.
2013-05-25 11:12:19 PM
1 votes:

mutterfark: [a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 200x287]


Was he English?


Came for this.   And may as well post this...

www.sitcomsonline.com

www.moviecritic.com.au

digilander.libero.it

I'm sorry...what was this thread about...?
2013-05-25 11:11:22 PM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: GF named my left testicle thundercles: might want to look a little closer brosef.

That AK-47 is charged with a magazine, and his booger hook is on the trigger.

[i.imgur.com image 253x276]

And tighten your goddamn sleeves, you moron. This isn't the chair force.


I initially believed the image to show his finger through the trigger guard, but following a closer inspection I believe that his finger is actually laying beside the trigger guard, and a lack of clarity in the image has created the false illusion that he has his finger through it instead.

Even if he is maintaining proper trigger discipline, however, the man depicted in the image nonetheless appears to be a "douche bag".
2013-05-25 11:09:55 PM
1 votes:

GF named my left testicle thundercles: WinoRhino: GF named my left testicle thundercles: well i think its a funny picture that is obviously meant to be funny and not meant to be serious. you just hate fun. you fun hater.

Hey everyone! Check it! He's just funnin'!

[i1172.photobucket.com image 500x646]


Psssst, we're still laughing at you.
2013-05-25 10:36:45 PM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: This is why umbrellas should all be pink.

Subby, if you're not British then you must be a fan of "Sgt. Fury and his Howling Commandos." I've never seen "bumbershoot" used anywhere else on this side of the pond.


Bumberchute: Apparently a variation on UMBrella + paraCHUTE; American in origin, it has become associated with British umbrellas, but has never been a Briticism.[1][2]
2013-05-25 10:34:59 PM
1 votes:
hhshootingsports.com

/oblig
2013-05-25 10:29:36 PM
1 votes:
I'll just leave this here...
i.imgur.com
2013-05-25 10:18:40 PM
1 votes:
What's the deal with you people and your tactical umbrellas? Why in god's name do you need a spring-loaded canopy that is deployed by pressing a button? Umbrellas of old never had this and really all you need is a simple manually-operated umbrella, unless of course you're compensating for your micropenis.
2013-05-25 09:18:11 PM
1 votes:
It's a sign that we can soon expect the Rain Of Terror.
2013-05-25 09:01:05 PM
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: 2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.

Um...libtards are the ones who can't tell the farking difference.


That doesn't even make any sense.

That means you're doing it right.
 
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