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(My Fox NY)   NJ Transit shuts down train line based on a sighting of a man armed with "a long barrel assault weapon", also known as "an umbrella". Authorities are on the lookout for a second bumbershooter   (myfoxny.com) divider line 170
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2013-05-25 04:30:44 PM
yup, my nephew was once walking down the street carrying an umbrella on his back and got surrounded by 5 squad cars and ordered to the ground at gunpoint because someone reported a man with a shotgun.
 
2013-05-25 05:15:59 PM
The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.
 
2013-05-25 07:15:10 PM

2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.


Um...libtards are the ones who can't tell the farking difference.
 
2013-05-25 08:57:31 PM

2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.


jehovahs witness protection: 2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.

Um...libtards are the ones who can't tell the farking difference.


Goddamnit, you two.  Get a room.
 
2013-05-25 09:01:05 PM

jehovahs witness protection: 2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.

Um...libtards are the ones who can't tell the farking difference.


That doesn't even make any sense.

That means you're doing it right.
 
2013-05-25 09:03:46 PM

jehovahs witness protection: 2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.

Um...libtards are the ones who can't tell the farking difference.


It's the cops who routinely mistake a cell-phone for a firearm.

/Of course, if it records video then it's like a metaphorical firearm
 
2013-05-25 09:04:34 PM
Umbrellaghazi II
 
2013-05-25 09:16:04 PM
ella ella ella
hey hey hey hey
 
2013-05-25 09:18:11 PM
It's a sign that we can soon expect the Rain Of Terror.
 
2013-05-25 10:08:34 PM
5 - 24 - 13 NEVAR FURGET!!!!
 
2013-05-25 10:10:33 PM
This is why umbrellas should all be pink.

Subby, if you're not British then you must be a fan of "Sgt. Fury and his Howling Commandos." I've never seen "bumbershoot" used anywhere else on this side of the pond.
 
2013-05-25 10:10:45 PM
So we are being atracked by the Penguin?
 
2013-05-25 10:12:38 PM

2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.


Yeah, because those of us in flyover country are the ones crapping our pants over umbrellas.
 
2013-05-25 10:14:31 PM
Good one, subby.
 
2013-05-25 10:18:39 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: ella ella ella
hey hey hey hey


*snerk*

/off to GIS nekid Rihanna pics
//because fark you, that's why
 
2013-05-25 10:18:40 PM
What's the deal with you people and your tactical umbrellas? Why in god's name do you need a spring-loaded canopy that is deployed by pressing a button? Umbrellas of old never had this and really all you need is a simple manually-operated umbrella, unless of course you're compensating for your micropenis.
 
2013-05-25 10:18:44 PM

Leader of a luscious, full bodied terrorist cell in Brooklyn:


utorr.org

 
2013-05-25 10:20:05 PM
found a picture of the suspect:
images.wikia.com
 
2013-05-25 10:20:39 PM

Relatively Obscure: 2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.

jehovahs witness protection: 2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.

Um...libtards are the ones who can't tell the farking difference.

Goddamnit, you two.  Get a room.


Cue up the foot tapping... in the stall.. with the dress shoe.

Seriously, when are they going to start fining the living hell out of these assholes that keep reporting umbrellas?  It is not like an umbrella is a brand new gadget, fresh off the slow-boat from China, with groundbreaking tech that confuses the hell out of people (apparently been around since 3000 BC so we should be used to them by now).
 
2013-05-25 10:23:24 PM
Something tells me that this is the new SWATting.
 
2013-05-25 10:23:27 PM

Asa Phelps: yup, my nephew was once walking down the street carrying an umbrella on his back and got surrounded by 5 squad cars and ordered to the ground at gunpoint because someone reported a man with a shotgun.


I thought open carry was legal. What idiot area does your nephew hail from?
 
2013-05-25 10:23:53 PM
'til the pry it from my cold, wet hand.
 
2013-05-25 10:23:54 PM

megarian: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: ella ella ella
hey hey hey hey

*snerk*

/off to GIS nekid Rihanna pics
//because fark you, that's why


Well, that was fun.
 
2013-05-25 10:24:01 PM

ManateeGag: found a picture of the suspect:
[images.wikia.com image 320x400]


He's from New Jersey too.
 
2013-05-25 10:24:46 PM
America had lost the war on terror before they had even come up with a name for it.
 
2013-05-25 10:25:23 PM
 Approves
 
2013-05-25 10:26:52 PM
The man in the Mac said everyone attack!
 
2013-05-25 10:26:53 PM
.... And apparently I am terrible at posting images. Apologies.
 
2013-05-25 10:26:55 PM

SpaceBison: I thought open carry was legal. What idiot area does your nephew hail from?


It's legal is a lot / most states to carry a long gun openly.  That won't stop someone from panicking or otherwise flipping out and calling the police.
 
2013-05-25 10:29:36 PM
I'll just leave this here...
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-25 10:30:44 PM
god dammit why is our country so farking gay now?
 
2013-05-25 10:31:49 PM
Hey! Don't underestimate the power of the umbrella man...

files.abovetopsecret.com
 
2013-05-25 10:33:06 PM
Bumbershooter. Very clever. Golf Clap.
 
2013-05-25 10:34:59 PM
hhshootingsports.com

/oblig
 
2013-05-25 10:36:45 PM

BarkingUnicorn: This is why umbrellas should all be pink.

Subby, if you're not British then you must be a fan of "Sgt. Fury and his Howling Commandos." I've never seen "bumbershoot" used anywhere else on this side of the pond.


Bumberchute: Apparently a variation on UMBrella + paraCHUTE; American in origin, it has become associated with British umbrellas, but has never been a Briticism.[1][2]
 
2013-05-25 10:37:36 PM

2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.


Serious question...

When your mother was pregnant with you, how much paint thinner would you say she generally consumed during the course of an average week?
 
2013-05-25 10:38:27 PM

Relatively Obscure: 2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.

jehovahs witness protection: 2wolves: The GOP fear mongers got the U.S. they wanted.

Um...libtards are the ones who can't tell the farking difference.

Goddamnit, you two.  Get a room.


They have one.  It's the politics tab.  Go have your Team Green is better than Team Yellow BS over there.
 
2013-05-25 10:39:12 PM
i1172.photobucket.com

The other day i saw a guy open carrying a pistol while on his motorcycle, straight through the center of the state university. Not a single person gave a shiat and even blinked an eye. the exact same occurrence on the east coast would have caused a menstrual implosion with deployments of swat teams and school shutdowns and CNN coverage. but here, its totally normal.

God damn i love my state.
 
2013-05-25 10:39:35 PM
The terr'ists have won, are farting on your sofa, eating your Chex mix, watching your 50" plasma and wiping their dick on your drapes.
 
2013-05-25 10:43:23 PM

Krieghund: BarkingUnicorn: This is why umbrellas should all be pink.

Subby, if you're not British then you must be a fan of "Sgt. Fury and his Howling Commandos." I've never seen "bumbershoot" used anywhere else on this side of the pond.

Bumberchute: Apparently a variation on UMBrella + paraCHUTE; American in origin, it has become associated with British umbrellas, but has never been a Briticism.[1][2]


Marvel deceived me?  Excelsior!  (British for "You bastards!")

I guess Brits call their umbrellas "brollies."
 
2013-05-25 10:44:46 PM

GF named my left testicle thundercles: [i1172.photobucket.com image 850x637]

The other day i saw a guy open carrying a pistol while on his motorcycle, straight through the center of the state university. Not a single person gave a shiat and even blinked an eye. the exact same occurrence on the east coast would have caused a menstrual implosion with deployments of swat teams and school shutdowns and CNN coverage. but here, its totally normal.

God damn i love my state.


State / university?
 
2013-05-25 10:46:20 PM
Hey, Sean Connery took a plane down with o e of those.
 
2013-05-25 10:47:32 PM

GF named my left testicle thundercles: The other day i saw a guy open carrying a pistol while on his motorcycle, straight through the center of the state university. Not a single person gave a shiat and even blinked an eye. the exact same occurrence on the east coast would have caused a menstrual implosion with deployments of swat teams and school shutdowns and CNN coverage. but here, its totally normal.

God damn i love my state.


Is New Hampshire the "east coast?" Because open-carry is the default permit there. And no one gives a shiat.

You're a know-nothing ignorant buffoon. Deal with it.
 
2013-05-25 10:50:18 PM
Good grief. Reminds me of this.
 
2013-05-25 10:50:19 PM

GF named my left testicle thundercles: [i1172.photobucket.com image 850x637]

The other day i saw a guy open carrying a pistol while on his motorcycle, straight through the center of the state university. Not a single person gave a shiat and even blinked an eye. the exact same occurrence on the east coast would have caused a menstrual implosion with deployments of swat teams and school shutdowns and CNN coverage. but here, its totally normal.

God damn i love my state.


Wow. Loaded weapon AND finger on the trigger. Sgt. McAvoy is a dumbass.
 
2013-05-25 10:53:35 PM

hardinparamedic: Wow. Loaded weapon AND finger on the trigger. Sgt. McAvoy is a dumbass.


This. And the fact that none of that money is his. And the cigarette isn't lit, because if it were lit, he'd be in trouble with his CO, and he knows it. So he didn't light it. The whole picture screams "pussy d-bag."  And Mr. Testicle Thundercles thinks this is some sort of photo he wants to be associated with. Hahahaha.
 
2013-05-25 10:55:09 PM

hardinparamedic: GF named my left testicle thundercles: [i1172.photobucket.com image 850x637]

The other day i saw a guy open carrying a pistol while on his motorcycle, straight through the center of the state university. Not a single person gave a shiat and even blinked an eye. the exact same occurrence on the east coast would have caused a menstrual implosion with deployments of swat teams and school shutdowns and CNN coverage. but here, its totally normal.

God damn i love my state.

Wow. Loaded weapon AND finger on the trigger. Sgt. McAvoy is a dumbass.


might want to look a little closer brosef.
 
2013-05-25 10:55:33 PM

GF named my left testicle thundercles: [i1172.photobucket.com image 850x637]

The other day i saw a guy open carrying a pistol while on his motorcycle, straight through the center of the state university. Not a single person gave a shiat and even blinked an eye. the exact same occurrence on the east coast would have caused a menstrual implosion with deployments of swat teams and school shutdowns and CNN coverage. but here, its totally normal.

God damn i love my state.


Yeah sure we believe you.
 
2013-05-25 10:55:52 PM

GF named my left testicle thundercles: might want to look a little closer brosef.


Still a tool! And you're a wannabe tool.
 
2013-05-25 10:56:05 PM

WinoRhino: hardinparamedic: Wow. Loaded weapon AND finger on the trigger. Sgt. McAvoy is a dumbass.

This. And the fact that none of that money is his. And the cigarette isn't lit, because if it were lit, he'd be in trouble with his CO, and he knows it. So he didn't light it. The whole picture screams "pussy d-bag."  And Mr. Testicle Thundercles thinks this is some sort of photo he wants to be associated with. Hahahaha.


There's probably a reason that Sgt. McAvoy is stuck in the quartermaster room guarding sheets of paper.
 
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