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2013-05-25 03:27:28 PM
So where are they putting the nuclear plant and the mountain of burning tires?
 
2013-05-25 04:16:20 PM
Why, dear god, why, do they have to put all this shiat in Florida? Can't they put stuff in a state NOT filled with batshiat and humidity? Is it labor laws? Tax breaks?
 
2013-05-25 04:22:25 PM
Well it's about damn time
 
2013-05-25 04:25:56 PM
I hope the gift shop is well stocked with 'Bort' license plates.
 
Byn
2013-05-25 04:31:33 PM
THAT'S IT! BACK TO WINNIPEG!
 
2013-05-25 04:31:36 PM
Simpsonsland: where nothing can possi-bly go wrong!
 
2013-05-25 04:33:37 PM
Can't talk now mom, comin' down.

/ But really, this is at least 15 years too late.
 
2013-05-25 04:34:38 PM
Just don't build the monorail.
 
2013-05-25 04:35:59 PM
Nice one subby!!!

Why dont they just put one at Springfield.

/the one in Oregon.
 
2013-05-25 04:36:31 PM
If Moe's doesn't serve Flaming Moes then I'm out. This looks more like a Simpson's themed mall with a new ride thrown in.
 
2013-05-25 04:37:08 PM
What that place needs is a monorail.
 
2013-05-25 04:38:25 PM
I wanna go to Mount Splashmore
Take me take me take me take me now!
Now now now now now!
Mount Splashmore take me there right now!
 
2013-05-25 04:38:38 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Why, dear god, why, do they have to put all this shiat in Florida? Can't they put stuff in a state NOT filled with batshiat and humidity? Is it labor laws? Tax breaks?


Not having to close for the winter, plus it's where all the other theme parks are.
 
2013-05-25 04:39:59 PM
Too bad getting around the park can be pretty bumpy.
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-25 04:40:38 PM
Is there Kentucky Fried Panda?
 
2013-05-25 04:41:02 PM
A Simpson's park might be cool.  I'd rather go to a South Park though.
 
2013-05-25 04:41:03 PM
Duff beer for me!
Duff beer for you!
I'll have a Duff!
You have one too!


/I am the lizard queen!
 
2013-05-25 04:43:37 PM
Funny thing is, "The Simpsons Ride" already addresses what will probably be 90% of the Simpsons theme park-related posts in this thread.

/Still wish they would build "Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off"
//Can't wait for the photo op with DUFFMAN
 
2013-05-25 04:49:51 PM
If they don't have the chili cook off with the hallucinogenic chili I'm not going.
 
2013-05-25 05:00:01 PM

wxboy: ecmoRandomNumbers: Why, dear god, why, do they have to put all this shiat in Florida? Can't they put stuff in a state NOT filled with batshiat and humidity? Is it labor laws? Tax breaks?

Not having to close for the winter, plus it's where all the other theme parks are.



That's it exactly.

But as a resident of Florida, I definitely sympathize with ecmoRandomNumbers' complaint--Florida humidity is awful. Not so sure about the batshiat.
 
2013-05-25 05:00:16 PM
Can I get a Duff beer?
 
2013-05-25 05:03:12 PM

human808: Simpsonsland: where nothing can possi-bly go wrong!


I see what you did.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

/ dont smoke!
 
2013-05-25 05:04:53 PM
The Simpsons already did it.
 
2013-05-25 05:08:05 PM
The original version of this routine was done by the Smurfs, of course.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi0tje6xfWs
 
2013-05-25 05:08:44 PM

Serious Black: Can I get a Duff beer?


....and a Ribwich?
 
2013-05-25 05:23:21 PM
Anyone got the phone number for Moe's Tavern, yet?  Muwahaaaaaaa

/that poor bastard working the place...
//anyone taking bets they won't have a phone in the place?
 
2013-05-25 05:25:25 PM
Who's the answer? This guy.
 
2013-05-25 05:27:05 PM

Serious Black: Can I get a Duff beer?


Know how I know you didn't read the article?
 
2013-05-25 05:28:39 PM
It pains me to say it, but The Simpsons jumped the shark a loooong time ago.  I can't even watch the new shows anymore.
 
2013-05-25 05:30:09 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: Serious Black: Can I get a Duff beer?

....and a Ribwich?


They can retire the Ribwich and keep temporarily bringing it out of retirement.
 
2013-05-25 05:30:13 PM

The Southern Dandy: It pains me to say it, but The Simpsons jumped the shark a loooong time ago.


Well, yeah.

i651.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-25 05:32:51 PM
Ugh.  The Simpsons?  Seriously?  Does anyone even watch that anymore?  How about something from THIS CENTURY.  That show jumped the shark when my nephew was a third-grader, and now he's getting his masters.

/ Ditto for anything South Park related.
// Anger != Humor
/// Slashies!
 
2013-05-25 05:37:59 PM
Specially brewed 'Duffman' beer produced for added authenticity

so the mascot is duffmanman?
 
2013-05-25 05:38:33 PM

TomD9938: human808: Simpsonsland: where nothing can possi-bly go wrong!

I see what you did.

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 275x183]

/ dont smoke!


i567.photobucket.com

I knew I made this for some purpose.
 
2013-05-25 05:41:44 PM
They should build a "This Is the Money-Grabbing Ride That Mimics the Pointed Satire That You Customers Apparently Can't Get" ride
 
2013-05-25 05:42:44 PM

The Southern Dandy: It pains me to say it, but The Simpsons jumped the shark a loooong time ago.  I can't even watch the new shows anymore.


Yeah, this is very true.  I was thinking "Why now?  Why not 20 years ago when it was in its prime?"  In fact, I was surprised with the movie came out, thinking this exact same thing.
 
2013-05-25 05:42:49 PM

reaperducer: Ugh.  The Simpsons?  Seriously?  Does anyone even watch that anymore?  How about something from THIS CENTURY.  That show jumped the shark when my nephew was a third-grader, and now he's getting his masters.

/ Ditto for anything South Park related.
// Anger != Humor
/// Slashies!


I read that in Snakes voices for extra giggles.
 
2013-05-25 05:44:57 PM

redsquid: reaperducer: Ugh.  The Simpsons?  Seriously?  Does anyone even watch that anymore?  How about something from THIS CENTURY.  That show jumped the shark when my nephew was a third-grader, and now he's getting his masters.

/ Ditto for anything South Park related.
// Anger != Humor
/// Slashies!

I read that in Snakes voices for extra giggles.


I read it in Comic Book Guy's voice.
 
2013-05-25 05:50:56 PM

FatherChaos: The Southern Dandy: It pains me to say it, but The Simpsons jumped the shark a loooong time ago.  I can't even watch the new shows anymore.

Yeah, this is very true.  I was thinking "Why now?  Why not 20 years ago when it was in its prime?"  In fact, I was surprised with the movie came out, thinking this exact same thing.


New middle management trying to capitalize on nostalgia.
 
2013-05-25 05:57:44 PM
Hope there's no robots.

images.wikia.com
 
2013-05-25 05:59:17 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Why, dear god, why, do they have to put all this shiat in Florida? Can't they put stuff in a state NOT filled with batshiat and humidity? Is it labor laws? Tax breaks?


Ah, ha- that's the plan... get all the undesirables and defectives to go to Florida, put up the giant fence they've been secretly constructing in easily-movable sections, and quarantine then from the rest of the USA! Then the sorting begins: litigation lawyers, Walmart shoppers, and those who move their lips when they read will be first into the bonfire.
 
2013-05-25 06:02:59 PM
The Universal Studios Florida Simpsons Ride is pretty cool. Nothing special technology wise but extremely well done all the same. I don't expect much of a themed area though end of the park isn't exactly large to begin with. They'll probably just remodel a few buildings along the sides of the lake and call it a day.

That said, the whole Universal Studios half of the resort (Islands of Adventure being the other) had some incredibly tired rides when I visited last year. Terminator 2 was desperate, Shrek had massive queues for an abysmal 5 minute short, Twister - awful, Men in Black - tired & broken down, Disaster! -  15 minutes of BS (and Christopher Walken) for a 2 minute ride at the end. Half the park was past it. Some old rides were surprisingly fun though - the ET ride was trippy and the Mummy rollercoaster was memorable.
 
2013-05-25 06:05:20 PM
FTFA:
Visitors will be able to get 'Krusty-certified meat sandwiches' from a Krusty Burger, donuts from Lard Lad and beer at the Duff Brewery.There will also be a Moe's Tavern along with a Cletus' Chicken Shack, a chance to snatch the catch of the day at The Frying Dutchman, eat a slice at Luigi's Pizza, and visit a Kwik-E-Mart.

One hour and forty minute drive for me. I have to check it out. Maybe in the fall.
 
2013-05-25 06:12:19 PM
IF..I get a Navy biz-trip to Mayport, I might take a ride down to see it. IF.

/would definitely like to meet DuffMan
//hope they got an Indian guy at the counter in Kwiki-Mart
 
2013-05-25 06:12:21 PM
i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-25 06:15:19 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: Serious Black: Can I get a Duff beer?

....and a Ribwich?


The ribwich can no longer be made, as the animal from which it was made is now extinct. It was a small animal with more legs than a cow.

thepeterd: What that place needs is a monorail.


They've put monorails in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map!
 
2013-05-25 06:21:17 PM
Lotta old people in this thread yelling at clouds.
 
2013-05-25 06:28:10 PM
PraiseLand?
 
2013-05-25 06:28:27 PM

BafflerMeal: Lotta old people in this thread yelling at clouds.


It's a perfectly cromulent reaction.
 
2013-05-25 06:29:19 PM
Red Shirt Blues:, and visit a Kwik-E-Mart.

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
 
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