BumpInTheNight: How could he possibly slow down in time for a red light though?
Walter Paisley: On first glance I read "hydrogen-peroxide" in the headline as nitrous oxide. It's still fitting as it would work for both giving the rocket bike a boost and for making the broken bones and hellish road rash less painful until the medics get to him. Just imagine this scenario being portrayed in a 50's ephemeral film where the incredibly optimistic narrator ponders "Nitrous oxide: just what can't this miracle compound accomplish?" (air pollution conspicuously absent).
symptomoftheuniverse: that was my nickname in highschool: A rocket? I don't think that counts as a bicycle speed record./extreme euros can be weirdThis. What about riding a bike off a very tall cliff and timing the fall? Would that count as a speed record?
that was my nickname in highschool: A rocket? I don't think that counts as a bicycle speed record./extreme euros can be weird
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