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(TMZ)   The family of Amanda Bynes wants to have her declared insane and steal all of her money. You know, because they care   (tmz.com) divider line 48
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2013-05-25 11:44:43 AM  
Well, it did seem to work for Britney
 
2013-05-25 12:14:44 PM  
Who is this person?
 
2013-05-25 12:42:34 PM  

xynix: Who is this person?


Remember that show 'What I Like About You'?'
 
2013-05-25 01:08:50 PM  
www.stud-center.com
Amanda Laura Bynes
(April 3, 1986 - September 30, 2012)
 
2013-05-25 01:43:18 PM  
She is a brilliant performance artist doing a bit that Andy Kaufman would tremble at in awe.
 
2013-05-25 02:22:30 PM  
I hate when troll headlines get greenlit. If she weren't wealthy, and her parents intervened, everyone would say they only had her best interests in mind. They need to do something. Her behavior is becoming quite alarming.
 
2013-05-25 02:44:23 PM  
At the rate she's snorting up her Nickelodeon residuals, she'll be sucking sheik dick to pay the bills in a year, if her parents don't intervene.
 
2013-05-25 02:57:17 PM  
Yeah, because conservatorship destroyed Britney Spears.
 
2013-05-25 03:01:06 PM  
They have to wait until she owns a mansion and a yacht.
 
2013-05-25 03:03:38 PM  

Sgt Otter: At the rate she's snorting up her Nickelodeon residuals, she'll be sucking sheik dick to pay the bills in a year, if her parents don't intervene.


Nah. "What I like about you" is still in syndication. Ahmed Whatsisnameinajar will have to wait a few more years.
 
2013-05-25 03:04:25 PM  
How much money can she have left? She's been unemployed and still trying to live A list for a while now, no?
 
2013-05-25 03:06:19 PM  
Where's Tom Cruise when he's needed?
 
2013-05-25 03:21:43 PM  

namegoeshere: How much money can she have left? She's been unemployed and still trying to live A list for a while now, no?


^ This ^ plus the fact that her father is a dentist with a long established practise makes me think that they actually might be doing this for the right reasons.
 
2013-05-25 03:23:00 PM  
She's also claiming sexual harassment now too

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-25 03:26:43 PM  
Jesus, I was never into Amanda Bynes because she came along after I cared about "tween" entertainment, but this is just farking sad.  Her family should lock her in a room somewhere until she stops being crazy.
 
2013-05-25 03:27:12 PM  
He slapped my vagina.


I thought only Drake was allowed to do that.

/What a drama queen.
 
2013-05-25 03:30:55 PM  
Time to slap me some sweet.
 
2013-05-25 03:35:24 PM  
"He slapped my vagina."

Words for all time.
 
2013-05-25 03:36:10 PM  

styckx: She's also claiming sexual harassment now too

[i.imgur.com image 742x320]


She's also confessing to resisting arrest.
 
2013-05-25 03:39:01 PM  
 Well I mean at the rate she's going now she's gonna end up killing herself. I think this is the lesser of two evils.
 
2013-05-25 03:50:41 PM  

Apos: [www.stud-center.com image 850x1331]
Amanda Laura Bynes
(April 3, 1986 - September 30, 2012)


It's like she's blankly staring directly into my soul.

(perhaps a smaller photo next time?)
 
2013-05-25 04:12:38 PM  

A Terrible Human: Well I mean at the rate she's going now she's gonna end up killing herself. I think this is the lesser of two evils.


You're well named. I hope she gets some help and gets her act straightened out.
I'd rather her see her acting normal and back to some percentage of her former hotness than this.
 
2013-05-25 04:14:49 PM  

Apos: He slapped my vagina.


I thought only Drake was allowed to do that.

/What a drama queen.


No no no, he gets to murder her vagina
 
2013-05-25 04:15:33 PM  

Kurmudgeon: You're well named. I hope she gets some help and gets her act straightened out.


Lol I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not. Anyways she seems like she's manic. Mania terrifies me cause I don't get euphoria from it but I still make horrible choices and decisions. Hopefully she gets the help she needs.
 
2013-05-25 04:40:45 PM  

A Terrible Human: Lol I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not. Anyways she seems like she's manic. Mania terrifies me cause I don't get euphoria from it but I still make horrible choices and decisions. Hopefully she gets the help she needs.


That's much better than thinking killing herself is the lesser of 2 evils.
Not trying to lecture, I just still have an ill feeling after the way Amy Winehouse went out, it seemed so preventable.
There are others I could mention, too many really....
 
2013-05-25 04:43:44 PM  

Flappyhead: Apos: He slapped my vagina.


I thought only Drake was allowed to do that.

/What a drama queen.

No no no, he gets to murder her vagina


Ahhhh....Wrong fantasy sexual assault. Duly noted.
 
2013-05-25 04:45:16 PM  

namegoeshere: How much money can she have left? She's been unemployed and still trying to live A list for a while now, no?


According to Celebrity Net Worth, $4 million. She could live off interest/investments.
The only thing is New York City is insanely expensive.
 
2013-05-25 04:57:28 PM  

Kurmudgeon: That's much better than thinking killing herself is the lesser of 2 evils.


Ooooh I worded that poorly then. I meant her family taking over her affairs would be better than her killing herself.
 
2013-05-25 05:00:47 PM  

xynix: Who is this person?


Did you get amnesia from the last Amanda Bynes thread that you asked this question?
 
2013-05-25 05:06:26 PM  

styckx: She's also claiming sexual harassment now too

[i.imgur.com image 742x320]


that is more than 140 characters.
 
2013-05-25 05:13:51 PM  
If I recall correctly, she just got her coke-laden hands on money her parents had set aside for her when she was a teenager. Having protected her money once, I doubt they are planning to steal it now.

Or is it all part of their cunning plan?
 
2013-05-25 05:17:34 PM  
She's acting eccentric but I don't really see her doing anything that dangerous.
 
2013-05-25 05:21:53 PM  
Hmm, her eyes are the same color as mine.  Well, somebody needs to be looking out for her as she seems incapable of doing it herself.
 
2013-05-25 05:25:48 PM  

Peepeye: I hate when troll headlines get greenlit. If she weren't wealthy, and her parents intervened, everyone would say they only had her best interests in mind. They need to do something. Her behavior is becoming quite alarming.


I agree - although I don't think I knew who she was before all the bizarre behavior and Fark started their "Britney watch" on her, she does seem so out of control. She is close to my daughter's age and no parent should have to lose a child if there is anyway to intervene. Hopefully they will succeed and save her from herself.
 
2013-05-25 06:59:26 PM  

A Terrible Human: Kurmudgeon: That's much better than thinking killing herself is the lesser of 2 evils.

Ooooh I worded that poorly then. I meant her family taking over her affairs would be better than her killing herself.


Nah, you're good ATH. In context, your use if 'this' properly refers back to the topic of conversation; her parents' conservatorship. It's Kurmie what can't read none no good.
 
2013-05-25 07:43:30 PM  

Apos: [www.stud-center.com image 850x1331]
Amanda Laura Bynes
(April 3, 1986 - September 30, 201


didn't Seth McFarlane date her right after she turned 18 for a few years? I thought I remember people mentioning he was banging her at a ripe young age.
 
2013-05-25 07:43:47 PM  
Coke is a hell of a drug.  She used to be really hot, not so much anymore.

Being declared insane and put in conservatorship is probably the best thing that anyone could do for her.  I'd say the same thing about Linsday Lohan as well but I don't trust her parents to actually have her best interests at heart.
 
2013-05-25 08:39:59 PM  

Peepeye: I hate when troll headlines get greenlit. If she weren't wealthy, and her parents intervened, everyone would say they only had her best interests in mind. They need to do something. Her behavior is becoming quite alarming.


Uh.. in what bizarro conservative universe is going for a burn cruise alarming behavior?  She's young, rich, and (used to be) beautiful.  Unfortunately for her, Miley calmed down and went quiet.  We need our fix.  The great scribes of South Park have predicted such, and so it must be so.  She must be sacrificed.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-25 10:13:55 PM  

texdent: xynix: Who is this person?

Remember that show 'What I Like About You'?'


she really knows how to bang

/not really
 
2013-05-26 12:06:52 AM  

A Terrible Human: Kurmudgeon: That's much better than thinking killing herself is the lesser of 2 evils.

Ooooh I worded that poorly then. I meant her family taking over her affairs would be better than her killing herself.



No you didn't. Your original post was pretty clear that you thought it was better that her parents take charge for awhile.
 
2013-05-26 12:11:02 AM  
I grew up in the same neighborhood as her family.  Her brother that I knew best is about 14 years older so the last time I saw Amanda she was 4.
The rest of her family are doctors or educated successful professionals.  Its not about money.

Watching this train wreck unfold in the press is very weird.
 
2013-05-26 01:55:01 AM  
This entire situation is sexist.

When Charley Sheen or Robert Downey Junior were melting down, no one talked about taking away their most basic human rights.

This gross-ass chick melts down, smokes some pot, and suddenly, people act like it would be reasonable to utterly cancel any kind of freedom she's ever had.

You people are a bunch of sexist a-holes.

And the Britney story is grotesque. She's STILL under a conservatorship, five years down the road. Britney Spears has no rights whatsoever as a human being. Legally, she's basically a retarded person. They pump her full of drugs and force her to sing and dance in almost no clothing in from of idiots who care nothing about the fact that they're paying to watch prisoner be abused.

I'm just SAYIN'...if you like Britney, then you support slavery. That's all.
 
2013-05-26 07:32:41 AM  

doczoidberg: When Charley Sheen or Robert Downey Junior were melting down, no one talked about taking away their most basic human rights.


Actually they threw Robert Downey Jr in prison, for a lot less than these skanks have done. He said that's what made him go straight.

I don't know WTF the rest of your post was about.
 
2013-05-26 09:20:21 AM  

Mugato: doczoidberg: When Charley Sheen or Robert Downey Junior were melting down, no one talked about taking away their most basic human rights.

Actually they threw Robert Downey Jr in prison, for a lot less than these skanks have done. He said that's what made him go straight.

I don't know WTF the rest of your post was about.


 I was about Britney Spears and her conservatorship. People were drawing a comparison.

And a few months in jail is precisely the right thing for Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan. It's less severe than a conservatorship.
 
2013-05-26 01:24:25 PM  

doczoidberg: Mugato: doczoidberg: When Charley Sheen or Robert Downey Junior were melting down, no one talked about taking away their most basic human rights.

Actually they threw Robert Downey Jr in prison, for a lot less than these skanks have done. He said that's what made him go straight.

I don't know WTF the rest of your post was about.

 I was about Britney Spears and her conservatorship. People were drawing a comparison.

And a few months in jail is precisely the right thing for Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan. It's less severe than a conservatorship.




Grape idea.
 
2013-05-26 03:46:59 PM  
So, bipolar or schizophrenia?

/Poor kid.
//Take your meds!
 
2013-05-26 05:29:44 PM  

doczoidberg: This entire situation is sexist.

When Charley Sheen or Robert Downey Junior were melting down, no one talked about taking away their most basic human rights.

This gross-ass chick melts down, smokes some pot, and suddenly, people act like it would be reasonable to utterly cancel any kind of freedom she's ever had.

You people are a bunch of sexist a-holes.

And the Britney story is grotesque. She's STILL under a conservatorship, five years down the road. Britney Spears has no rights whatsoever as a human being. Legally, she's basically a retarded person. They pump her full of drugs and force her to sing and dance in almost no clothing in from of idiots who care nothing about the fact that they're paying to watch prisoner be abused.

I'm just SAYIN'...if you like Britney, then you support slavery. That's all.


Well that being the case, who do I talk to to get her to be my bedroom slave for a few days?
 
2013-05-26 06:16:37 PM  
More proof of the extreme dangers of doing pot.  These pot users go crazy as their brains are destroyed by the harmful poison found in drugs.  It is know wonder how you read stories that 50% of the country is mentally ill and taking some kind of psychiatric medicine and, coincidence I'm sure it is not, that is the exact same percentage that admits to taking weed.
 
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