poison_amy: I am the proud owner of 8 of those black walnut bastards. Here's what they've done for me.1. Prevented me from getting DirecTV2. Given me a squirrel population of approximately 40003. Caused huge bare spots in my yard because grass won't grow under them.4. Prevented me from having a garden because a. They block the sun b. They make the soil toxicSo yeah. When he's done with his prison time, he can come HERE.
Straelbora: sex0r: Waste taxpayer's money to put this guy in jail for cutting down trees, yet give amnesty to people who enter this country illegally and drain immeasurable resources from the taxpayers. What a country.Yeah, a country nice enough to take care of the mentally challenged like you.
A Terrible Human: cherryl taggart: Are you talking about a sweet gum tree? Those vile little spike balls that sprout when you look at them? My stupid neighbors think they have some sort of exotic maple, because the leaves look somewhat like a maple. I want to go over there and pour rock salt all over that yard. I spend hours pulling up those horrid little saplings from everywhere. And no barefoot walks in the soft backyard, because they hide in the grass we keep at 2.5 inches.No it was a chestnut tree cause my mom would gather them up,carefully open them and there would be chestnuts in the middle. Once my aunts were throwing them at each out and one got stuck in my aunts ass. Imagine being a 30 year old woman asking your mom to pull those spikes out your ass.
GoldDude: Your aunt couldn't come up with a better, more believable story about how that got stuck in her ass?
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