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2013-05-25 10:09:02 AM  
Internet, do your thing.
 
2013-05-25 10:18:38 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

That's not flattering, dude.
 
2013-05-25 10:21:02 AM  
Money can't buy class
 
2013-05-25 10:25:58 AM  
One memorable photo certain to turn any common working man green with envy

I'm not envious of this gentleman's small penis.
 
2013-05-25 10:30:58 AM  
Yikes.
 
2013-05-25 10:43:38 AM  
He who dies with the most expensive toys, still dies.
 
2013-05-25 10:55:10 AM  
2nd only to Bieber on the Punchable Canadian Faces charts.
 
2013-05-25 10:57:14 AM  
I'm typing this reply from my 24 carrot gold-leafed iPad, while sitting watching the Salmon of Capistrano go by, so I'm getting a kick....
 
2013-05-25 11:06:31 AM  
It's weird that there aren't any other people in any of those pictures.
 
2013-05-25 11:10:39 AM  
I bet the clothes aren't his.
 
2013-05-25 11:42:49 AM  
He's like Psy, without the irony.
 
2013-05-25 11:44:13 AM  
imageshack.us

These pictures are mines.
 
2013-05-25 11:45:35 AM  
Are Canadian real estate agents really that rich?
 
2013-05-25 11:48:26 AM  
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Oh boy, this is gonna be fun.
 
2013-05-25 11:50:16 AM  
Can't buy anything for the man who has everything?  How about a gym membership?
 
2013-05-25 11:57:17 AM  

Cake Hunter: It's weird that there aren't any other people in any of those pictures.


I came in here to say that I'd be moderately envious if it wasn't his hand on the camera in every single shot.
 
2013-05-25 12:00:51 PM  
Some lucky girl will end up getting free douche for life.
 
2013-05-25 12:06:04 PM  
I'm guessing this guy grew up poor.

He has the same problem that affects rappers and from-the-hood pro athletes.
 
2013-05-25 12:15:57 PM  

sithon: I bet the clothes aren't his.


He admits most of the real estate isn't.
 
2013-05-25 12:21:26 PM  

Godscrack: [imageshack.us image 781x455]

These pictures are mines.


That's like $400. I call that my weekly spending money, I buy from a lot of small time shops that can't handle anything larger than a $20.
 
2013-05-25 12:21:37 PM  
Eat the rich.
 
2013-05-25 12:22:10 PM  

eraser8: I'm guessing this guy grew up poor.

He has the same problem that affects rappers and from-the-hood pro athletes.


Yeah I had the same problem when I was younger. Grew up really poor and made a lot of money during the dot-com boom. I had to spend a lot of money to impress people I would never meet. Looking back I realize I could be retired by now if I wasn't such a douchebag.

These days I'm in a modest house and own my car instead of paying $1500 a month on a car payments. Life is a lot more fun when you're not worried about what other people think of you.

The difference between my career and a rapper/athlete though is that I still have my career and still make good money. Not a million a year but then again I'll be working for longer than 2 or 3 years.
 
2013-05-25 12:22:38 PM  
I cannot wait to hear his views on craft beers and food preparation
 
2013-05-25 12:23:00 PM  
Return of The Mack.
 
2013-05-25 12:24:08 PM  
Except for the selfies, which are stupid and unflattering, the photos are actually quite nice.
 
mhd
2013-05-25 12:24:12 PM  

eraser8: I'm guessing this guy grew up poor.


Probably, but it's not like all who were born into wealth show British upper class understatement. Weren't similar snapshots from trust fund kiddies a recent meme?
 
2013-05-25 12:24:13 PM  
That dude does not know how to dress.
 
2013-05-25 12:25:43 PM  

basemetal: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

That's not flattering, dude.


i.dailymail.co.uk

Can't get a coat that fits? WTF kind of playboy is that?
 
2013-05-25 12:28:28 PM  

eraser8: I'm guessing this guy grew up poor.

He has the same problem that affects rappers and from-the-hood pro athletes.


Rappers and from the hood pro athletes are WAY better dressed than this dude.
 
2013-05-25 12:28:49 PM  
For someone staring so intently at the screen while taking every photo, they're of really terrible quality
 
2013-05-25 12:29:16 PM  
*rolls eyes*

New money.

/le sigh
 
2013-05-25 12:29:51 PM  

Cake Hunter: It's weird that there aren't any other people in any of those pictures.


They look like they are all taken in an elevator.
It certainly is odd that he lives in his world by himself though.
 
2013-05-25 12:30:27 PM  
i1136.photobucket.com

/not really
//just kidding
 
2013-05-25 12:31:19 PM  
No reason to even wait 26 minutes; the guy really needs to get to a gym now.

I also get the impression he isn't so much a rich guy as a pretentious social climber larping as one.
 
2013-05-25 12:31:37 PM  
if i was this dude i'd try the onion on the belt thing and convince everyone it was THE THING to DO,
 
2013-05-25 12:32:29 PM  
If he's so rich why does his cell phone take such shiatty pictures?
 
2013-05-25 12:32:58 PM  
Too bad the money can't do anything about his being short and fat and having zero personality. Plus I wonder what his potential clients will think of his rampantly vulgur displays. Can you say bye bye commissions?
 
2013-05-25 12:33:35 PM  
The Daily Fail got it wrong; he works in Montreal, but for the Londono Group (easily Googlable if you are thus inclined).  Even though he's a fellow Montrealer, he doesn't seem the type of chap I'd enjoy having a beer with.
 
2013-05-25 12:33:55 PM  
MayoSlather:

Eat the rich.

But cook them well first.
 
2013-05-25 12:34:49 PM  
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you. Your hero. The Job Creator.
 
2013-05-25 12:35:58 PM  
Please everyone despite the fashion trend stay away from neck coverings, it makes you come off as a wiener.
I have a friend who tried this, he went to the bathroom and I threw his neck thing in the garbage. He asked about it and I denied, despite that being theft and kind of a mean thing to do to a friend I stand by it.
 
2013-05-25 12:36:47 PM  

Cake Hunter: It's weird that there aren't any other people in any of those pictures.


No, no it's not. Notice how he's not actually in the pictures of anything that's actually really expensive; for all we know all he really owns is an iPhone and one decent (if ill fitting) suit. The fact that he went scorched Earth on his social media after this blew up would lead me to think this is just a front scenario.
 
2013-05-25 12:36:55 PM  

styckx: If he's so rich why does his cell phone take such shiatty pictures?


4.bp.blogspot.com

LOL!!! WUT???
 
2013-05-25 12:37:18 PM  
He needs to post a photo of himself eating poutine because his gut and skin-tone are screaming with evidence.
 
2013-05-25 12:38:10 PM  

Godscrack: [imageshack.us image 781x455]

These pictures are mines.


Yeah I remember that $300 feeling. The time I almost made my rent but not quite and had to have "that talk" with my landlord.
 
2013-05-25 12:38:49 PM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Return of The Mack.


Oh my god
 
2013-05-25 12:39:01 PM  
Oh, so THIS is what you need to do when you aren't attractive or blessed with a decent personality.

Enjoy the neckties, dude.

/Personally, I think the necktie is the worst invention, ever. Useless, ugly, uncomfortable, stupid-looking strips of cloth men choke themselves with in order to blend in. Horrible invention. It's like a noose you wear around your neck all day to atone for being a businessman.
 
2013-05-25 12:39:14 PM  

spentshells: Please everyone despite the fashion trend stay away from neck coverings, it makes you come off as a wiener.
I have a friend who tried this, he went to the bathroom and I threw his neck thing in the garbage. He asked about it and I denied, despite that being theft and kind of a mean thing to do to a friend I stand by it.


You're a good friend.
 
2013-05-25 12:39:46 PM  
I'm skeptical... that is one ill-fitting suit right there. Maybe he got it from the thrift shop.
 
2013-05-25 12:42:01 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Oh, so THIS is what you need to do when you aren't attractive or blessed with a decent personality.

Enjoy the neckties, dude.

/Personally, I think the necktie is the worst invention, ever. Useless, ugly, uncomfortable, stupid-looking strips of cloth men choke themselves with in order to blend in. Horrible invention. It's like a noose you wear around your neck all day to atone for being a businessman.


I don't know why they are kind of sexy, but they are.

And then there's this guy...

Yikes.
 
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