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4570 clicks; posted to Geek » on 25 May 2013 at 12:42 PM (46 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-05-25 11:37:24 AM
Some Drew in Kentucky owes me 5 bucks.
 
2013-05-25 11:48:49 AM
I'll just have to bust out the DVD porn then.
 
2013-05-25 11:52:13 AM

Tellingthem: I'll just have to bust out the DVD porn then.


I prefer human porn, but to each his own.
 
2013-05-25 12:45:34 PM
I imagine sales of the iPad would tank pretty quickly.
 
2013-05-25 12:46:52 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Tellingthem: I'll just have to bust out the DVD porn then.

I prefer human porn, but to each his own.


Well to be honest, i actually prefer VHS porn. They are a bit more "full figured". There is something so sexy about how they lift that edge to expose their tape..
 
2013-05-25 12:50:29 PM
Everything would work at the speed of the VA.
 
2013-05-25 12:51:55 PM
Then my last 10 years have just been a sadder, more boring version of Beautiful Mind.
 
2013-05-25 12:56:47 PM
What is the sound of one Farker posting?
 
2013-05-25 12:57:57 PM
If Fark were gone, then no one would ever tell me that atheism is a religion, Trayvon Martin had been planning to kill George Zimmerman for several years and 0bongo is the worst President in US history.
 
2013-05-25 01:11:52 PM
I wouldn't be the awesome person I am today!
 
2013-05-25 01:15:29 PM
I'd actually get work done at work.
 
2013-05-25 01:16:46 PM
If the internet was destroyed?  Well, there goes my job.  I better brush up on my looting skills just in case.
 
2013-05-25 01:17:56 PM
Facebook stock would be worthless.  Wait for it....
 
2013-05-25 01:18:24 PM
a Polaroid is not forever, either - they start to chemically break down and discolor and fade pretty quickly.
 
2013-05-25 01:18:41 PM
I'd get over it.
 
2013-05-25 01:20:00 PM
I would be forced to go outside in the great outdoors and meet people.  My social skills would improve.  My lack of sitting around on my butt would cause me to lose weight.  Both of these things would increase my happiness and mental stability.

It would be horrible.
 
2013-05-25 01:32:23 PM
There needs to be a Krulwich warning, like you sometimes see with slideshows.
 
2013-05-25 01:40:14 PM
The value of Jergens and Kleenex stocks would plummet.
 
2013-05-25 01:54:15 PM

FloydA: The value of Jergens and Kleenex stocks would plummet.


I really hope you're talking about foobies, and not the politics tab.
 
2013-05-25 02:06:07 PM
Stroke by stroke, I would sink deeper.
 
2013-05-25 02:11:39 PM
We'd just have to find it, unplug it, and plug it back in.
 
2013-05-25 02:17:10 PM

47 is the new 42: We'd just have to find it, unplug it, and plug it back in.


Hard reboot fixes everything?
 
2013-05-25 02:24:55 PM
www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-05-25 02:27:29 PM

HighZoolander: FloydA: The value of Jergens and Kleenex stocks would plummet.

I really hope you're talking about foobies, and not the politics tab.



Fark You, Don't Judge Me!

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-25 02:34:34 PM
Well, I might get closer to matching my book reading rate to my book buying rate.

\Actually, I somehow manage to get through them, just with a backlog at all times.
\\Which is honestly how I like it. Gives me selection when it comes time for the next book.
 
2013-05-25 02:43:54 PM
Then who was phone?
 
2013-05-25 02:58:24 PM
Relevant: i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-25 02:59:38 PM

LDM90: There needs to be a Krulwich warning, like you sometimes see with slideshows.


Newsletter plz
 
2013-05-25 03:00:31 PM
Without fark. I geuss I would have to resort to chronic masturbation.


/more so
 
2013-05-25 03:03:16 PM
Prohibition returns without opposition?
 
2013-05-25 03:14:08 PM
I'd have to go to Reddit?
 
2013-05-25 03:21:43 PM

LDM90: There needs to be a Krulwich warning, like you sometimes see with slideshows.


Even in print he sounds futzy and adenoidal. How is that possible?
 
2013-05-25 03:24:23 PM
Thechive.com

mmm Chivettes
 
2013-05-25 03:38:28 PM
What if this post does not exist? What then?  What?...
 
2013-05-25 05:04:17 PM

FloydA: HighZoolander: FloydA: The value of Jergens and Kleenex stocks would plummet.

I really hope you're talking about foobies, and not the politics tab.


Fark You, Don't Judge Me!

[i105.photobucket.com image 280x280]


I don't doubt that there are plenty of Fark Republicans and Independents that refresh the politics tab over and over until a Freeper link pops up about a white person holding the car door open for Obama or something so they can hoist up the fupa and start fapping.
 
2013-05-25 07:54:10 PM
I believe Mr. Cerf is correct but he underestimates how quickly we can be cut off. Most of the US can be cut off if only a handful of cable and telecom companies decide to collude in order to ban or severely throttle online access in favor of TV or phone. Broadband defeated dial up and VOIP is used by a good amount of the populace so what's to defeat them from changing the rules especially since they can buy them?
 
2013-05-25 07:55:25 PM
It has been so long subby, that I would believe it.
 
2013-05-25 10:26:56 PM
Ah yes, the old ways.
fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-05-25 10:30:40 PM
There are tens of thousands of service providers around the planet.

Ya, but there are only about 10 worth worrying about.  If the top 10 tier 1 providers shut down that would pretty much end things.
 
2013-05-26 04:51:11 AM
I would probably be a better worker without Fark, am farking right now and I should be working. It's cool, shiat gets done by it self anyway. Though my coworkers keep giving me dirty looks, I have no idea why.
 
2013-05-26 06:01:49 AM
it-is-law.com
 
2013-05-26 11:15:35 AM
no internet????


9 months later would be the biggest baby boom ever recorded in history.  the baby batter would be flying inside of women instead of on computer monitors.
 
2013-05-26 11:16:20 AM

jehovahs witness protection: Tellingthem: I'll just have to bust out the DVD porn then.

I prefer human porn, but to each his own.



i could never get mine into that little DVD hole.  to each his own i guess.
 
2013-05-26 11:17:19 AM

FloydA: The value of Jergens and Kleenex stocks would plummet.



lol   and the baby boom would explode.
 
2013-05-26 01:02:21 PM
What if there was no internet?  There wasn't one today!

l2.yimg.com
 
2013-05-26 08:53:47 PM

StoPPeRmobile: [it-is-law.com image 640x480]


OMG! BISKS!!!

I haven't so much as thought about BISKS in years. Once they were EVERYWHERE.
 
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