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(Discovery)   Top 10 new species revealed. Behold the blue-balled monkey   ( news.discovery.com) divider line
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2013-05-25 08:04:17 AM  
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Filthy creatures.
 
2013-05-25 09:58:29 AM  

miss diminutive: Filthy creatures.


shiat, that's uncanny.
 
2013-05-25 10:05:26 AM  
This him?

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2013-05-25 11:14:20 AM  
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2013-05-25 11:22:47 AM  
Pity about the glow in the dark roach possibly being extinct.
 
2013-05-25 11:26:45 AM  
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is instantly envious of this blue-balled wonder.
 
2013-05-25 11:57:02 AM  

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2013-05-25 11:58:31 AM  
How do they reproduce while always having blue balls?
 
2013-05-25 12:01:02 PM  
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2013-05-25 12:13:59 PM  
No wonder Hitman monkey is so cranky.
 
2013-05-25 12:17:37 PM  
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2013-05-25 12:30:02 PM  
Not that I WANT to see monkey balls, but if its name is the blue balled monkey, then for christ's sake show me his balls!
 
gja
2013-05-25 12:38:02 PM  

Badafuco: Not that I WANT to see monkey balls, but if its name is the blue balled monkey, then for christ's sake show me his balls!


Here......now quit whining
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2013-05-25 12:39:57 PM  
What a monkey with a (spotted) blue ball looks like

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2013-05-25 12:42:09 PM  

Badafuco: Not that I WANT to see monkey balls, but if its name is the blue balled monkey, then for christ's sake show me his balls!


Scientific American: Lesula: New species of African monkey discovered

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2013-05-25 12:53:23 PM  
No matter how hungry I am there's no way I could eat a critter that looks at me in that tone of voice.


Cannibals-not an attractive monicker.
 
2013-05-25 12:53:57 PM  
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2013-05-25 12:58:49 PM  
Blue-balled monkey is morose.
 
2013-05-25 01:03:35 PM  
I was going to comment on the resemblance to Gene Wilder, but someone beat me to it:

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2013-05-25 01:06:50 PM  
Meat-Eating Sponge
A carnivorous sponge?! In truth the lyre sponge (Chondrocladia lyra) uses its harp-shaped arms to capture plankton floating in the deep waters off the coast of California.


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2013-05-25 01:09:29 PM  
It's like taking a picture of a Kardashian's elbow.
 
2013-05-25 01:32:44 PM  
There needs to be a zoo with blue balled monkeys and red ass baboons right next to each other.
 
2013-05-25 01:46:02 PM  
I like the picture of the rare Pamela Anderson bird.

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2013-05-25 01:48:59 PM  

uncoveror: There needs to be a zoo with blue balled monkeys and red ass baboons right next to each other.


That's how racial problems happen.

We should push to break segregation.


Wonder what the next generation will look like?
 
2013-05-25 01:58:52 PM  
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:-/
 
2013-05-25 02:11:21 PM  

Resident Muslim: uncoveror: There needs to be a zoo with blue balled monkeys and red ass baboons right next to each other.

That's how racial problems happen.

We should push to break segregation.


Wonder what the next generation will look like?


Purple hinded babkeys (monkboons)?
 
2013-05-25 02:31:02 PM  
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2013-05-25 03:11:26 PM  

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lol
 
2013-05-25 03:12:58 PM  

gja: Badafuco: Not that I WANT to see monkey balls, but if its name is the blue balled monkey, then for christ's sake show me his balls!

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Welp, sure as shiat, that monkey's got blue balls.  Time to find a GF I guess.

/ poor monkey
 
2013-05-25 03:18:51 PM  

Makh: Pity about the glow in the dark roach possibly being extinct.


I blame anthropogenic plate tectonics.
 
2013-05-25 03:25:23 PM  

Nick Nostril: Welp, sure as shiat, that monkey's got blue balls. Time to find a GF I guess.

/ poor monkey


It just needs a good spanking.
 
2013-05-25 04:12:27 PM  

tillerman35: I was going to comment on the resemblance to Gene Wilder, but someone beat me to it:

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My mind. Stay out of it.
 
2013-05-25 04:21:31 PM  
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2013-05-25 04:55:06 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Nick Nostril: Welp, sure as shiat, that monkey's got blue balls. Time to find a GF I guess.

/ poor monkey

It just needs a good spanking.


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Agrees.
 
2013-05-25 05:37:35 PM  
No pictures, please.
Juse send money.
And lube.
 
2013-05-25 05:52:37 PM  
Only the second monkey discovered in Africa in 28 years? That's crap. I went there on honeymoon 8 years ago and we saw shiatloads of them. In fact I would go as far as saying that Africa is famous for being home to monkeys.

Look harder.
 
2013-05-25 09:37:59 PM  

ciberido: Ivo Shandor: Nick Nostril: Welp, sure as shiat, that monkey's got blue balls. Time to find a GF I guess.

/ poor monkey

It just needs a good spanking.


Agrees.


I got here just in time, the situation is far to perilous.
 
2013-05-26 02:06:32 AM  

Marcintosh: No matter how hungry I am there's no way I could eat a critter that looks at me in that tone of voice.


Well, not all at once anyway.
 
2013-05-26 02:07:08 AM  

Oldiron_79: ciberido: Ivo Shandor: Nick Nostril: Welp, sure as shiat, that monkey's got blue balls. Time to find a GF I guess.

/ poor monkey

It just needs a good spanking.


Agrees.

I got here just in time, the situation is far to perilous.


Bet you're gay.
 
2013-05-26 07:20:07 AM  

ciberido: Ivo Shandor: Nick Nostril: Welp, sure as shiat, that monkey's got blue balls. Time to find a GF I guess.

/ poor monkey

It just needs a good spanking.

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Agrees.


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2013-05-26 07:16:39 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: miss diminutive: Filthy creatures.

shiat, that's uncanny.


Utini!!
 
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