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(Huffington Post)   Remember how Kate Upton backed out of taking that high school teen to his prom? Well, he's since traded up   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 17
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2013-05-25 10:14:24 AM
5 votes:

fiveknuckleshuffle: Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?

This times a 1000.


bim1154: I'd want to take a date that's going to give me some pussy at the end of the night.  His chances of getting any.... zero.


You're forgetting how other chicks' minds work.
2013-05-25 10:15:50 AM
4 votes:

Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?


Two reasons:

1) Image. It's a terrific PR move and reinforces
2) opportunities. Your face is out there, and now that you've been seen in a superior circumstance, other in that circumstance or who thin they could now profit by improving their image (1) with you could come forward.

I took an absolutely smoking hot college redhead to my senior prom. I didn't have a snowball's chance with her (was firmly relegated to 'friend' long before then), but it was instant fame/resepct at school for my remainder there, and it drew the attention of girls of my peer group that I previously didn't have a chance with - also reverberated into college, both reputation and in girls.

Mind you, this was in no way my thought process. I just thought "ha! I have a smoking hot college redhead, you losers!", but that's the way it worked out, and as I got older, I was able to understand a) why, and b) the value of leveraging that sort of thing professionally.
2013-05-25 10:09:28 AM
4 votes:
Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?
2013-05-25 09:46:14 AM
4 votes:
promposals

GTFO, article.
2013-05-25 10:10:41 AM
3 votes:
Both of them did it for the public attention.  Hooray LA.
2013-05-25 10:09:00 AM
3 votes:
I don't know who that is, but if she really is best known for a Carl's Jr. ad, the bar for "super"model has really been lowered.
2013-05-25 11:30:12 AM
2 votes:

Bohnanza: Oh, why couldn't I have been a loser when I was in high school...


You were. We ALL were. We're Farkers.
2013-05-25 10:27:33 AM
2 votes:

Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?


ftfy
2013-05-25 10:19:11 AM
2 votes:

Kurmudgeon: I don't know who that is, but if she really is best known for a Carl's Jr. ad, the bar for "super"model has really been lowered.

Oh yeah, totally sharp knees.
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I would sharp knees that.
2013-05-25 10:11:28 AM
2 votes:

Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?


This times a 1000.
2013-05-25 01:08:22 PM
1 votes:
No.  No I don't remember that.  Why would I remember such a ridiculous, asinine...

What the hell is wrong with you?
2013-05-25 12:00:10 PM
1 votes:
So, how many celebrity promposals will we be inundated with next year?  100?  200?  10,000?
2013-05-25 11:18:40 AM
1 votes:
She's insanely hot, but There. Is. No. Trading up. From. Upton.
2013-05-25 11:07:49 AM
1 votes:

Kurmudgeon: I don't know who that is, but if she really is best known for a Carl's Jr. ad, the bar for "super"model has really been lowered.

Oh yeah, totally sharp knees.
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Yeah but he could have had this

cdn.blisstree.com

*runs*
2013-05-25 10:16:10 AM
1 votes:

Yankees Team Gynecologist: fiveknuckleshuffle: Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?

This times a 1000.

bim1154: I'd want to take a date that's going to give me some pussy at the end of the night.  His chances of getting any.... zero.

You're forgetting how other chicks' minds work.


This.
2013-05-25 10:12:56 AM
1 votes:
I'd want to take a date that's going to give me some pussy at the end of the night.  His chances of getting any.... zero.
2013-05-25 10:11:48 AM
1 votes:

Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?


Let me guess, you were one of the ones that got lucky on prom night.
 
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