ZeroCorpse: gameshowhost: Kurmudgeon: I don't know who that is, but if she really is best known for a Carl's Jr. ad, the bar for "super"model has really been lowered.Oh yeah, totally sharp knees.[media1.santabanta.com image 850x637]Yeah but he could have had this[cdn.blisstree.com image 486x736]*runs*I've been saying this all along. Upton has two things going for her, and that's only because she keeps stuffing them into bikinis and bras that a one size too small. She's otherwise kind of dumpy.From her ribcage to her thighs, she's built like a canvas sack full of Jell-O. I think the only reason some guys are obsessed with her is because she has a face that resembles a child's, and they're living out some sort of Toddlers & Tiaras fantasy. All the trashy makeup over baby fat of a kid forced to be in a beauty pageant, but in the body of a squishy adult woman.Either way, though, I think it's idiotic to beg supermodels or celebrities to go to prom. The point of prom is to hang with friends and be with someone you care about. When you go with a famous person, you transform it into a PR opportunity and you ruin it for everyone else. It's not cool; It's a douchebag move.
WTFDYW: I could grind some sharpness off of those knees, if ya know what I mean. And I think you do.
Life_is_a_carnivore: gameshowhost: Life_is_a_carnivore: Bohnanza: Oh, why couldn't I have been a loser when I was in high school...You were. We ALL were. We're Farkers.Speak for yourself, man. I have a "Participant" medal.Yeah, well I got the 'Citizenship' Award in 10th grade.
Carousel Beast: Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?Two reasons:1) Image. It's a terrific PR move and reinforces2) opportunities. Your face is out there, and now that you've been seen in a superior circumstance, other in that circumstance or who thin they could now profit by improving their image (1) with you could come forward.I took an absolutely smoking hot college redhead to my senior prom. I didn't have a snowball's chance with her (was firmly relegated to 'friend' long before then), but it was instant fame/resepct at school for my remainder there, and it drew the attention of girls of my peer group that I previously didn't have a chance with - also reverberated into college, both reputation and in girls.Mind you, this was in no way my thought process. I just thought "ha! I have a smoking hot college redhead, you losers!", but that's the way it worked out, and as I got older, I was able to understand a) why, and b) the value of leveraging that sort of thing professionally.
Pincy: So any nobody can ask a celebrity to their prom via youtube now and the celebrity is a biatch if she doesn't accept?Sounds fair to me.
Theaetetus: "She's 5-9 without heels, and she was wearing some pretty big heels, but I think we rocked it well," said 5-foot-9 Davidson. "We had a bunch of stuff in common. We talked about her modeling, traveling, where she's lived. So, we both liked talking about her. That's one thing we have in common."
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