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(Huffington Post)   Remember how Kate Upton backed out of taking that high school teen to his prom? Well, he's since traded up   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 70
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2013-05-25 07:41:21 AM  
She's a skank anyway.
 
2013-05-25 09:13:43 AM  
 
2013-05-25 09:46:14 AM  
promposals

GTFO, article.
 
2013-05-25 10:09:00 AM  
I don't know who that is, but if she really is best known for a Carl's Jr. ad, the bar for "super"model has really been lowered.
 
2013-05-25 10:09:28 AM  
Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?
 
2013-05-25 10:10:41 AM  
Both of them did it for the public attention.  Hooray LA.
 
2013-05-25 10:11:21 AM  
Subby, when you're right, you're right.
 
2013-05-25 10:11:28 AM  

Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?


This times a 1000.
 
2013-05-25 10:11:48 AM  

Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?


Let me guess, you were one of the ones that got lucky on prom night.
 
2013-05-25 10:12:56 AM  
I'd want to take a date that's going to give me some pussy at the end of the night.  His chances of getting any.... zero.
 
2013-05-25 10:14:24 AM  

fiveknuckleshuffle: Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?

This times a 1000.


bim1154: I'd want to take a date that's going to give me some pussy at the end of the night.  His chances of getting any.... zero.


You're forgetting how other chicks' minds work.
 
2013-05-25 10:15:50 AM  

Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?


Two reasons:

1) Image. It's a terrific PR move and reinforces
2) opportunities. Your face is out there, and now that you've been seen in a superior circumstance, other in that circumstance or who thin they could now profit by improving their image (1) with you could come forward.

I took an absolutely smoking hot college redhead to my senior prom. I didn't have a snowball's chance with her (was firmly relegated to 'friend' long before then), but it was instant fame/resepct at school for my remainder there, and it drew the attention of girls of my peer group that I previously didn't have a chance with - also reverberated into college, both reputation and in girls.

Mind you, this was in no way my thought process. I just thought "ha! I have a smoking hot college redhead, you losers!", but that's the way it worked out, and as I got older, I was able to understand a) why, and b) the value of leveraging that sort of thing professionally.
 
2013-05-25 10:16:10 AM  

Yankees Team Gynecologist: fiveknuckleshuffle: Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?

This times a 1000.

bim1154: I'd want to take a date that's going to give me some pussy at the end of the night.  His chances of getting any.... zero.

You're forgetting how other chicks' minds work.


This.
 
2013-05-25 10:16:34 AM  

Carousel Beast: Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?

Two reasons:

1) Image. It's a terrific PR move and reinforces
2) opportunities. Your face is out there, and now that you've been seen in a superior circumstance, other in that circumstance or who thin they could now profit by improving their image (1) with you could come forward.

I took an absolutely smoking hot college redhead to my senior prom. I didn't have a snowball's chance with her (was firmly relegated to 'friend' long before then), but it was instant fame/resepct at school for my remainder there, and it drew the attention of girls of my peer group that I previously didn't have a chance with - also reverberated into college, both reputation and in girls.

Mind you, this was in no way my thought process. I just thought "ha! I have a smoking hot college redhead, you losers!", but that's the way it worked out, and as I got older, I was able to understand a) why, and b) the value of leveraging that sort of thing professionally.


Obviously didn't help my spelling at all, though.
 
2013-05-25 10:18:17 AM  
I don't know who that is, but if she really is best known for a Carl's Jr. ad, the bar for "super"model has really been lowered.

Oh yeah, totally sharp knees.
media1.santabanta.com
 
2013-05-25 10:19:11 AM  

Kurmudgeon: I don't know who that is, but if she really is best known for a Carl's Jr. ad, the bar for "super"model has really been lowered.

Oh yeah, totally sharp knees.
[media1.santabanta.com image 850x637]


I would sharp knees that.
 
2013-05-25 10:23:07 AM  

Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?


Yeah, that was why I skipped my prom.
 
2013-05-25 10:27:33 AM  

Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?


ftfy
 
2013-05-25 10:27:57 AM  

Yankees Team Gynecologist: fiveknuckleshuffle: Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?

This times a 1000.

bim1154: I'd want to take a date that's going to give me some pussy at the end of the night.  His chances of getting any.... zero.

You're forgetting how other chicks' minds work.


Yeah, sadly, this.
 
2013-05-25 10:34:01 AM  
Cue the feminist outrage that she indulged some horny adolescent male's objectification of women in 3... 2... 1...
 
2013-05-25 10:39:23 AM  

texdent: Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?

Let me guess, you were one of the ones that got lucky on prom night.


Luck doesn't enter into it.
 
2013-05-25 10:40:48 AM  

Yankees Team Gynecologist: fiveknuckleshuffle: Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?

This times a 1000.

bim1154: I'd want to take a date that's going to give me some pussy at the end of the night.  His chances of getting any.... zero.

You're forgetting how other chicks' minds work.


Chicks minds work? How?
 
2013-05-25 10:44:42 AM  

Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?


First thing I thought was that this guy looks okay enough to get a real girl to go to the prom and at least possibly fark.
 
2013-05-25 10:44:47 AM  

Kurmudgeon: I don't know who that is, but if she really is best known for a Carl's Jr. ad, the bar for "super"model has really been lowered.

Oh yeah, totally sharp knees.
[media1.santabanta.com image 850x637]


I could grind some sharpness off of those knees, if ya know what I mean. And I think you do.
 
Ant
2013-05-25 10:46:07 AM  

EvilEgg: Scarlett Johansson Immediately Rejects Heartwarming Prom Invite From High School Student


My sentiments exactly. Knock it off, people. The first time was kinda cool, but now it's just stupid.
 
2013-05-25 10:49:18 AM  
And another attention whore gets the validation he was seeking.
 
2013-05-25 10:52:19 AM  
Can we please just go back to asking porn stars to the prom?
 
2013-05-25 11:05:59 AM  
Oh, why couldn't I have been a loser when I was in high school...
 
2013-05-25 11:07:49 AM  

Kurmudgeon: I don't know who that is, but if she really is best known for a Carl's Jr. ad, the bar for "super"model has really been lowered.

Oh yeah, totally sharp knees.
[media1.santabanta.com image 850x637]


Yeah but he could have had this

cdn.blisstree.com

*runs*
 
2013-05-25 11:12:46 AM  
Promposals?

[dontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpeg]
 
2013-05-25 11:12:52 AM  

Bohnanza: Oh, why couldn't I have been a loser when I was in high school...


.

Look on the bright side, you're a loser now.
 
2013-05-25 11:18:40 AM  
She's insanely hot, but There. Is. No. Trading up. From. Upton.
 
2013-05-25 11:27:22 AM  
Media Rule: Anyone going to prom with a media hottie must be either
a) a Marine, or
b) a short guy with a big nose.

Also see Instruments, musical, left in cars, which must be at least 90% violins to be suitable for coverage.
 
2013-05-25 11:30:12 AM  

Bohnanza: Oh, why couldn't I have been a loser when I was in high school...


You were. We ALL were. We're Farkers.
 
2013-05-25 11:40:50 AM  

lockers: Yankees Team Gynecologist:
You're forgetting how other chicks' minds work.

Chicks minds work? How?


Bread... mayo,,, meat... cheese... lettuce... bread.
 
2013-05-25 11:47:24 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I don't know who that is, but if she really is best known for a Carl's Jr. ad, the bar for "super"model has really been lowered.


looks good to me
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-25 11:50:25 AM  

texdent: Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?

Let me guess, you were weren't one of the ones that got lucky on prom night.


betterly, moar truthier
 
2013-05-25 11:53:38 AM  

Broom: She's insanely hot, but There. Is. No. Trading up. From. Upton.


That's what I was thinking....

We could be wrong. This may come down to the (can't believe I'm say this) interview round.
 
2013-05-25 12:00:10 PM  
So, how many celebrity promposals will we be inundated with next year?  100?  200?  10,000?
 
2013-05-25 12:03:24 PM  
I thought 21yr olds were too old to attend proms?

But I guess its ok because she has boobs.
 
2013-05-25 12:03:52 PM  

Life_is_a_carnivore: Bohnanza: Oh, why couldn't I have been a loser when I was in high school...

You were. We ALL were. We're Farkers.


Speak for yourself, man. I have a "Participant" medal.
 
2013-05-25 12:04:14 PM  
Stuff like this just makes me want to see the world burn.
 
2013-05-25 12:32:05 PM  

lockers: Yankees Team Gynecologist: fiveknuckleshuffle: Sybarite: Why would you even want to go to prom with someone you have zero chance of banging?

This times a 1000.

bim1154: I'd want to take a date that's going to give me some pussy at the end of the night.  His chances of getting any.... zero.

You're forgetting how other chicks' minds work.

Chicks minds work? How?


Ah, so you're that rare breed that hasn't gotten any in his lifetime...
 
2013-05-25 12:55:06 PM  
"She's 5-9 without heels, and she was wearing some pretty big heels, but I think we rocked it well," said 5-foot-9 Davidson. "We had a bunch of stuff in common. We talked about her modeling, traveling, where she's lived. So, we both liked talking about her. That's one thing we have in common."
 
2013-05-25 01:02:25 PM  
Gee, how original, can't imagine why he didn't have more takers.
 
2013-05-25 01:02:28 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: Three Crooked Squirrels: I don't know who that is, but if she really is best known for a Carl's Jr. ad, the bar for "super"model has really been lowered.

looks good to me
[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 299x168]


Yeah, I'd eat that

/what's she holding?
 
2013-05-25 01:04:42 PM  

gameshowhost: Kurmudgeon: I don't know who that is, but if she really is best known for a Carl's Jr. ad, the bar for "super"model has really been lowered.

Oh yeah, totally sharp knees.
[media1.santabanta.com image 850x637]

Yeah but he could have had this

[cdn.blisstree.com image 486x736]

*runs*


I've been saying this all along. Upton has two things going for her, and that's only because she keeps stuffing them into bikinis and bras that a one size too small. She's otherwise kind of dumpy.

From her ribcage to her thighs, she's built like a canvas sack full of Jell-O. I think the only reason some guys are obsessed with her is because she has a face that resembles a child's, and they're living out some sort of Toddlers & Tiaras fantasy. All the trashy makeup over baby fat of a kid forced to be in a beauty pageant, but in the body of a squishy adult woman.

Either way, though, I think it's idiotic to beg supermodels or celebrities to go to prom. The point of prom is to hang with friends and be with someone you care about. When you go with a famous person, you transform it into a PR opportunity and you ruin it for everyone else. It's not cool; It's a douchebag move.
 
2013-05-25 01:08:22 PM  
No.  No I don't remember that.  Why would I remember such a ridiculous, asinine...

What the hell is wrong with you?
 
2013-05-25 01:22:42 PM  

gameshowhost: Life_is_a_carnivore: Bohnanza: Oh, why couldn't I have been a loser when I was in high school...

You were. We ALL were. We're Farkers.

Speak for yourself, man. I have a "Participant" medal.


Yeah, well I got the 'Citizenship' Award in 10th grade.
 
2013-05-25 01:28:41 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I've been saying this all along. Upton has two things going for her, and that's only because she keeps stuffing them into bikinis and bras that a one size too small. She's otherwise kind of dumpy.

From her ribcage to her thighs, she's built like a canvas sack full of Jell-O. I think the only reason some guys are obsessed with her is because she has a face that resembles a child's, and they're living out some sort of Toddlers & Tiaras fantasy. All the trashy makeup over baby fat of a kid forced to be in a beauty pageant, but in the body of a squishy adult woman.

Either way, though, I think it's idiotic to beg supermodels or celebrities to go to prom. The point of prom is to hang with friends and be with someone you care about. When you go with a famous person, you transform it into a PR opportunity and you ruin it for everyone else. It's not cool; It's a douchebag move.


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