HighZoolander: If only they had both been better armed, this tragedy could have been avoided.
you are a puppet: An armed society isn't as polite as I've been told.
skullkrusher: rednecks shooting each other. Let us encourage this
StrikitRich: Aitchison then reportedly retreated to his Geo and retrieved a pistol grip 20 gauge shotgun, and approached Nelson, who had placed his weapon back in his trunk and gotten back in the car.I would think the embarrassment and shame would scare him for life./Yeehaw South Sarasota County!!!!!
you are a puppet: skullkrusher: rednecks shooting each other. Let us encourage thisWhile driving down US 41?
Farkenhostile: So the guy pulls a shotgun on someone, the other guy pulls his own and the first guy takes off and expects the police to help him. Heh only in Florida...If I was that guy I would think of it as a lesson learned and call it a day. Not call the cops and get myself arrested. Then again I wouldn't do any of the dumb crap these guys did in the first place.
AGremlin: Jason's comb forward is pretty, pretty awesome. Actually, I think it might even be a reverse mullet.....party in the front, business in the back.[bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 720x486]
jrodr018: you are a puppet: An armed society isn't as polite as I've been told.Those are not "Responsible gun owners".
Apos: What the fark is in the FL water supply?
Hobodeluxe: Apos: What the fark is in the FL water supply?sulfur
squibbits: A near miss for Darwin.
Harry_Seldon: I am disappointed that no one was eaten by a gator.
Pointy Tail of Satan: I was going to move to Florida. But I couldn't afford the lobotomy.
The DBS: Flipping him off with your six year old sitting there soaking up your awesome parentin' skills. Nice.
StopLurkListen: Diver? Ida thought 'speargun'.
budrojr: Can't remember who it was who suggested I replace "gun" with "penis" when I read these articles, but it made the article much more entertaining.
HotWingAgenda: budrojr: Can't remember who it was who suggested I replace "gun" with "penis" when I read these articles, but it made the article much more entertaining.Let's try that in this thread:If you pull a dick on someone, you do it with the expectation that your rear window might get blown out. You don't get all butthurt about it and call the cops. I have a strapon dildo under my seat, and I still drove over a curb to avoid the moron. My fantasy involved making him cry for mercy as I made him get to his knees.........but all in all I probably did the right thing. My 6 year old son was with me. So the guy pulls a penis on someone, the other guy pulls his own and the first guy takes off and expects the police to help him.
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