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(WWSB ABC 7)   Florida driver forgets he's in Florida and pulls a shotgun on another driver, who unfortunately is also a Florida diver who carries a shotgun and is not afraid to shoot   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 103
    More: Florida, North Port, bus drivers, U.S. 41, shotguns, Sarasota County  
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2013-05-25 12:12:27 AM
Nothing about this sounds unfortunate...
 
2013-05-25 12:13:57 AM
If only they had both been better armed, this tragedy could have been avoided.
 
2013-05-25 12:15:37 AM
Diver?
 
2013-05-25 12:17:14 AM
Diver? Ida thought 'speargun'.
 
2013-05-25 12:17:34 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-25 12:17:36 AM
We should make sure that every resident of Florida is armed and just shoot the ones that try to leave. In a couple of weeks, we can clean up and just start over.

/Leaving before the Obama takin' my guns/we need more laws to protect idiots posts
 
2013-05-25 12:20:26 AM
An armed society isn't as polite as I've been told.
 
2013-05-25 12:21:33 AM

HighZoolander: If only they had both been better armed, this tragedy could have been avoided.


That they both survived?
 
2013-05-25 12:21:47 AM

HighZoolander: If only they had both been better armed, this tragedy could have been avoided.


Yeah these guys don't sound nearly as polite as one would expect from armed citizens.
 
2013-05-25 12:24:24 AM

you are a puppet: An armed society isn't as polite as I've been told.


Those are not "Responsible gun owners".
 
2013-05-25 12:25:49 AM
rednecks shooting each other. Let us encourage this
 
2013-05-25 12:27:00 AM
Yeppers, thems a couple-a rockert sargens fur shore.
 
2013-05-25 12:27:18 AM

skullkrusher: rednecks shooting each other. Let us encourage this


While driving down US 41?
 
2013-05-25 12:27:24 AM
Aitchison then reportedly retreated to his Geo and retrieved a pistol grip 20 gauge shotgun, and approached Nelson, who had placed his weapon back in his trunk and gotten back in the car.

I would think the embarrassment and shame would scare him for life.


/Yeehaw South Sarasota County!!!!!
 
2013-05-25 12:28:30 AM
If an armed society was a polite society.

MLK BLV would be the safest address in any city.
 
2013-05-25 12:29:01 AM

StrikitRich: Aitchison then reportedly retreated to his Geo and retrieved a pistol grip 20 gauge shotgun, and approached Nelson, who had placed his weapon back in his trunk and gotten back in the car.

I would think the embarrassment and shame would scare him for life.


/Yeehaw South Sarasota County!!!!!


The fact that it was a Mercury vs a Geo is kind of cool. Like interplanetary warfare.
 
2013-05-25 12:30:59 AM
Can't remember who it was who suggested I replace "gun" with "penis" when I read these articles, but it made the article much more entertaining.
 
2013-05-25 12:31:05 AM

you are a puppet: skullkrusher: rednecks shooting each other. Let us encourage this

While driving down US 41?


I wasn't serious. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

I do dislike rednecks tho
 
2013-05-25 12:32:05 AM
Jason's comb forward is pretty, pretty awesome.

 Actually, I think it might even be a reverse mullet.....party in the front, business in the back.

bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com
 
2013-05-25 12:32:11 AM
If the first guy hadn't driven into the water this never would have happened.
 
2013-05-25 12:33:52 AM
So the guy pulls a shotgun on someone, the other guy pulls his own and the first guy takes off and expects the police to help him. Heh only in Florida...

If I was that guy I would think of it as a lesson learned and call it a day. Not call the cops and get myself arrested. Then again I wouldn't do any of the dumb crap these guys did in the first place.
 
2013-05-25 12:35:48 AM
I am disappointed that no one was eaten by a gator.
 
2013-05-25 12:36:22 AM

Farkenhostile: So the guy pulls a shotgun on someone, the other guy pulls his own and the first guy takes off and expects the police to help him. Heh only in Florida...

If I was that guy I would think of it as a lesson learned and call it a day. Not call the cops and get myself arrested. Then again I wouldn't do any of the dumb crap these guys did in the first place.


I'm curious. I'd like to get, 300-400 gallons of tap water from Florida and live on it for awhile. See if I get some of the crazy. I'd need to recruit help though, in case I go overboard.

You know. For science.
 
2013-05-25 12:39:32 AM
Florida driver forgets he's in Florida and pulls a shotgun responsibly on another driver, who unfortunately is also a Florida diver who carries a shotgun responsibly and is not afraid to shoot responsibly.

There, I feel better.  I've got a responsible back-from-the-shiat-in-Afghanistan relative who likes to responsibly leave loaded, unsecured weapons in my sisters house where two kids live.  Not responsibly unloaded, not with the safety responsibly on, not responsibly in a gun safe or cabinet.  But the VA is right on top of his PTSD, responsibly within the next 30 months.  It's all responsibly good.

Now I want a gun to protect me from all the people who protected me with guns.  Or at least this one.
 
2013-05-25 12:41:55 AM
A near miss for Darwin.
 
2013-05-25 12:42:02 AM

HighZoolander: If only they had both been better armed, this tragedy could have been avoided.


It could also have been avoided if their guns had teeny tiny little guns they could pull out.
 
2013-05-25 12:42:20 AM
Now you wanna run around talkin bout shotguns like I ain't got none
What you think I sold 'em all?
 
2013-05-25 12:43:39 AM

AGremlin: Jason's comb forward is pretty, pretty awesome.

 Actually, I think it might even be a reverse mullet.....party in the front, business in the back.

[bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 720x486]


That hairstyle is truly the real tragedy here...
 
2013-05-25 12:45:29 AM

jrodr018: you are a puppet: An armed society isn't as polite as I've been told.

Those are not "Responsible gun owners".


This was in Florida. They don't have responsible ANYTHING down there.
 
2013-05-25 12:46:40 AM

StrikitRich: Aitchison then reportedly retreated to his Geo and retrieved a pistol grip 20 gauge shotgun, and approached Nelson, who had placed his weapon back in his trunk and gotten back in the car.

I would think the embarrassment and shame would scare him for life.


/Yeehaw South Sarasota County!!!!!


Nailed it!
 
2013-05-25 12:50:01 AM
i3.kym-cdn.com

Seriously, isn't it about time?
 
2013-05-25 12:50:40 AM
as a guy who had a road rage incident today I am getting a kick.

I failed to cut the oncoming traffic off at5 a yellow blinking light, and pissed this guy off behind me. He jumped out at the next light to kick my ass because I flipped him off for honking.

I have a .45 under my seat, and I still drove over a curb to avoid the moron. My fantasy involved making him cry for mercy as I made him get to his knees.........but all in all I probably did the right thing. My 6 year old son was with me.

fkn moron he was

/adrenaline was flowing
 
2013-05-25 12:56:23 AM
What the fark is in the FL water supply?
 
2013-05-25 12:59:05 AM

Apos: What the fark is in the FL water supply?


sulfur
 
2013-05-25 12:59:21 AM
Flipping him off with your six year old sitting there soaking up your awesome parentin' skills. Nice.
 
2013-05-25 01:01:36 AM

AGremlin: Jason's comb forward is pretty, pretty awesome.

 Actually, I think it might even be a reverse mullet.....party in the front, business in the back.

[bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 720x486]


He reminds me of Charlie Brown.
 
2013-05-25 01:05:07 AM

you are a puppet: An armed society isn't as polite as I've been told.


Well it DID happen in Florida, of all places.
 
2013-05-25 01:05:37 AM

Hobodeluxe: Apos: What the fark is in the FL water supply?

sulfur


Meth. With a hint of bath salts.
 
2013-05-25 01:06:13 AM
Sounds like a case for Trunk Monkey!
 
2013-05-25 01:08:14 AM

squibbits: A near miss for Darwin.


dl.dropboxusercontent.com

/Florida.
 
2013-05-25 01:09:01 AM

Farkenhostile: So the guy pulls a shotgun on someone, the other guy pulls his own and the first guy takes off and expects the police to help him. Heh only in Florida...

If I was that guy I would think of it as a lesson learned and call it a day. Not call the cops and get myself arrested. Then again I wouldn't do any of the dumb crap these guys did in the first place.


This.

If you pull a weapon on someone, you do it with the expectation that your rear window might get blown out.  You don't get all butthurt about it and call the cops.

Yeesh.  Kids today.
 
2013-05-25 01:11:03 AM

Harry_Seldon: I am disappointed that no one was eaten by a gator.


That is my every Friday at the office.

/doesn't live anywhere near gator country
 
2013-05-25 01:13:26 AM
I was going to move to Florida. But I couldn't afford the lobotomy.
 
2013-05-25 01:15:13 AM
www.101greatgoals.com
 
2013-05-25 01:17:33 AM

Pointy Tail of Satan: I was going to move to Florida. But I couldn't afford the lobotomy.


Aw, c'mon.

I've lived here a long time and nothing like what's in this story has happened in my neighborhood for at least a year or so.
 
2013-05-25 01:17:37 AM

The DBS: Flipping him off with your six year old sitting there soaking up your awesome parentin' skills. Nice.


Wasn't there a story on fark a few months back where some dumbass got his ass beaten to a pulp in front of his kid by doing something similar?
 
2013-05-25 01:22:16 AM

StopLurkListen: Diver? Ida thought 'speargun'.


I'm picturing the bog underwater battle from Thunderball myself.
 
2013-05-25 01:23:49 AM

budrojr: Can't remember who it was who suggested I replace "gun" with "penis" when I read these articles, but it made the article much more entertaining.


Let's try that in this thread:

If you pull a dick on someone, you do it with the expectation that your rear window might get blown out. You don't get all butthurt about it and call the cops.
 
I have a strapon dildo under my seat, and I still drove over a curb to avoid the moron. My fantasy involved making him cry for mercy as I made him get to his knees.........but all in all I probably did the right thing. My 6 year old son was with me.

 So the guy pulls a penis on someone, the other guy pulls his own and the first guy takes off and expects the police to help him.
 
2013-05-25 01:39:05 AM
America, please, continue letting your nutcases, dumbasses and paranoid farktards get guns

/seriously,though, you're giving the rest of the world a good laugh
 
2013-05-25 01:39:29 AM

HotWingAgenda: budrojr: Can't remember who it was who suggested I replace "gun" with "penis" when I read these articles, but it made the article much more entertaining.

Let's try that in this thread:

If you pull a dick on someone, you do it with the expectation that your rear window might get blown out. You don't get all butthurt about it and call the cops.
 
I have a strapon dildo under my seat, and I still drove over a curb to avoid the moron. My fantasy involved making him cry for mercy as I made him get to his knees.........but all in all I probably did the right thing. My 6 year old son was with me.

 So the guy pulls a penis on someone, the other guy pulls his own and the first guy takes off and expects the police to help him.


farm3.staticflickr.com
 
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