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2013-05-24 05:30:43 PM
"Girl, you'll be a woman..soon.."
 
2013-05-24 05:37:51 PM
"I'll definitely think about the spray tan.  UV is dangerous, you're right."
 
2013-05-24 05:39:06 PM
"I know that's Liz Lemon standing there between us.  Ignore her.  She'll go away."
 
2013-05-24 05:41:01 PM
"You see that girl behind Liz Lemon with the mirror and the dental floss?  You WISH you practiced that kind of oral hygiene."
 
2013-05-24 05:42:04 PM
"Like my gunt?"
 
2013-05-24 05:42:25 PM
Snooki?  That what I named that twinkie remnant I pulled out of my back fat!

Delicious!
 
2013-05-24 05:44:15 PM
"GET IN MAH BELLY!"
 
2013-05-24 05:51:02 PM
"One bite.  I'd have to eat your friend here too in order to feel full."
 
2013-05-24 05:54:25 PM
Ya wanna smoke a fatty?
 
2013-05-24 06:07:01 PM
"So how many more times can you get pregnant before you turn into a.... what did you call it again?"
 
2013-05-24 06:08:57 PM
Their accidental meeting reaches an awkward conclusion when the Governor realizes he's not talking to Octomom and Snooki realizes she's not talking to Tony Soprano.
 
2013-05-24 06:19:15 PM
I eat you last, to remove the silicone from my dental work after I eat your friend here.
 
2013-05-24 06:35:59 PM
You get paid how much to be a twunt?
 
2013-05-24 09:57:29 PM
Christie, what an asshole
 
2013-05-24 10:01:15 PM
"You're not helping"
 
2013-05-24 10:03:51 PM
I'm a healthy fat man just like you're a classy woman
 
2013-05-24 10:05:27 PM
Dere's 49 uthuh states n Porto Rico n da Virgin Islands n you gotta associate yuh name wit JOISEY!? Fugetaboutit!!
 
2013-05-24 10:06:08 PM
He's singing:

"I've got something in my front pocket for you, why don't you reach down inside, and see what it is? Give it a little squeeze and say 'how do you do?'"
 
2013-05-24 10:06:49 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Ya wanna smoke a fatty?


Awesome.
 
2013-05-24 10:06:51 PM
Snookie needs a caster for her purse?
The Gov is looking positively svelt after his operation.
Not voting for either (as I live in fly over Colorado)
 
2013-05-24 10:09:04 PM

Abox: "You're not helping"


This
 
2013-05-24 10:09:22 PM
"So I says to Jimmy here, 'Me and the wife is just the same, we ain't seen my dick in years!' so, you wanna step inside and learn about politics?"
 
2013-05-24 10:10:49 PM
Lap band, meet lap dance
 
2013-05-24 10:11:52 PM
I'm hungry. You got a pot roast in that bag?
 
2013-05-24 10:12:09 PM

gopher321: "Like my gunt?"


FYI: On a man, the place where his shockingly-large gut merges with his over-fat pubis is known as the "gock."
 
2013-05-24 10:12:32 PM
wanna see my situation?
 
2013-05-24 10:12:35 PM
I crap bigger things than you!!!
 
2013-05-24 10:13:07 PM
I want my garmonbozia.
 
2013-05-24 10:13:13 PM
I crap bigger things than you!
 
2013-05-24 10:13:35 PM
I've got two big sacks of flour.
 
2013-05-24 10:14:12 PM
You wanna sit on grampa's lap?
 
2013-05-24 10:14:18 PM
wanna see a real situation?
 
2013-05-24 10:14:20 PM
"They laugh at you, too? Let 'em laugh, we're both still gettin' paid for this."
 
ecl
2013-05-24 10:14:33 PM
"I can't stop eating."
 
2013-05-24 10:14:51 PM
You want to roll me in flour and look for the wet spot?
 
2013-05-24 10:15:03 PM
Do you have a little fat governor in you?  Would you like one?
 
2013-05-24 10:15:17 PM
"I had to call in Sandy to clean up the mess you made here."
 
2013-05-24 10:16:28 PM

Peaceboy: Their accidental meeting reaches an awkward conclusion when the Governor realizes he's not talking to Octomom and Snooki realizes she's not talking to Tony Soprano.


+1 since no voting enabled.
 
2013-05-24 10:18:16 PM
I just met you and this is crazy. Wanna see my fupa,kinda maybe?
 
ecl
2013-05-24 10:18:29 PM
I can't just stop eating.
 
2013-05-24 10:19:07 PM
my tits are bigger than yours...
 
2013-05-24 10:19:14 PM
"So, can you get me into Willy Wonka's factory."
 
2013-05-24 10:19:21 PM

Peaceboy: Their accidental meeting reaches an awkward conclusion when the Governor realizes he's not talking to Octomom and Snooki realizes she's not talking to Tony Soprano.


Bravo!
 
2013-05-24 10:20:52 PM
So what are you like 110? I eat more than that just at breakfast. What does a snooki taste like? EH MEATBALLS!
 
2013-05-24 10:21:22 PM
You want to roll me in flour and look for the wet spot
 
2013-05-24 10:22:29 PM
Ya know, with a little astroglide I bet I could fit you all the way up my ass
 
2013-05-24 10:22:44 PM
Slugworth is offering them at 4$ a unit. If Wonka would throw in 2 gallons of what was squeezed from Violet, I'll reconsider.
 
2013-05-24 10:25:32 PM
You know what? With a little astroglide, I bet I could shove you all the way up my ass
 
2013-05-24 10:26:06 PM
...you don't contain dairy, do you? You see, I've got this problem...
 
2013-05-24 10:28:58 PM
Who let you back in the state?
 
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