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2013-05-25 12:20:26 AM  
Both in unison   "It's fatties like you that give Jersey a bad name".
2013-05-25 12:23:53 AM  
"Honestly, I thought you were dead."
2013-05-25 12:30:55 AM  
Lady, I suggest you gussie up that wheel attatched to your Gucci bag.
2013-05-25 12:36:18 AM  
"Who designed your tattoo, Napoleon Dynamite?"
2013-05-25 12:37:36 AM  
"So you're a Snuggie? I thought the standard size would be bigger. Is the winged liger print optional? Would it cost extra get a unicorn instead?"
2013-05-25 12:53:27 AM  
For f@cks sake; you are a HUGE disappointment to New Jersey!
2013-05-25 12:56:47 AM  
of for fark's sake.

"I've played my part and you've played your game. You give life a bad name, bad name ...."

2013-05-25 01:10:23 AM  
I've never seen a woman take a dildo so large that it had to be wheeled in!
2013-05-25 01:27:19 AM  
"I bet you have great crabs"
2013-05-25 02:10:05 AM  
"Good lord, that tattoo sphinx!"
2013-05-25 02:15:46 AM  
Prepare to be eaten.  And then after sex, prepare to be cannibalized.
2013-05-25 03:40:10 AM  
"No way, I've had waaaaay more sausage in my mouth tha- oh."
2013-05-25 08:46:32 AM  
"So you are my voter base? We are so screwed."
2013-05-25 11:34:34 AM  
Does Santa know you left the North Pole?
2013-05-25 12:11:46 PM  
So your why property values keep going down.
2013-05-25 12:21:08 PM  
"I could eat you in one bite, but It'd take three hours to *bleep* you out!"
2013-05-25 11:35:45 PM  
You're not hot. Not even warm.
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