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2013-05-24 10:29:10 PM  
Stupid whore.
 
2013-05-24 10:30:08 PM  
"No, Bruce Springsteen did not sing Jessie's Girl, you ignorant lickspittle."
 
2013-05-24 10:34:11 PM  
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2013-05-24 10:35:18 PM  
Thanks for coming and helping with the stress test of the new boardwalk.
 
2013-05-24 10:35:53 PM  
What's a "Snookie"?
 
2013-05-24 10:36:56 PM  
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2013-05-24 10:37:12 PM  
GIMME YER BAYBEE!!  AH'M GONNA EAT 'EM!!  I want my babybackbabybackbabybackbabyback.....

.....

....RIBS!!!!
 
2013-05-24 10:38:35 PM  
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2013-05-24 10:38:42 PM  
Christie want smoosh smoosh!
 
2013-05-24 10:39:39 PM  
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light
 
2013-05-24 10:42:27 PM  
Get the fark out of my state you repulsive little troll!
 
2013-05-24 10:42:38 PM  
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2013-05-24 10:44:14 PM  
"Is that Liz Lemon over there"
 
2013-05-24 10:44:24 PM  
"You gonna eat that wheel?"
 
2013-05-24 10:44:55 PM  
I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat!
 
2013-05-24 10:45:59 PM  
Ooo!  A giant, orange Peep!
 
2013-05-24 10:46:05 PM  
"I don't care WHAT tha biatch say, do I LOOK like your daddy!?"
 
2013-05-24 10:47:08 PM  
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2013-05-24 10:47:52 PM  
I swear, you Mexicans all look the same!
 
2013-05-24 10:49:54 PM  
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2013-05-24 10:50:34 PM  
"Thank you, young lady, for making sure that I am not the most idiotic thing in New Jersey"
 
2013-05-24 10:50:36 PM  
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2013-05-24 10:52:34 PM  
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2013-05-24 10:54:38 PM  
OMG! You're Justin Beiber! I'm your biggest fan!
 
2013-05-24 10:55:19 PM  
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2013-05-24 10:55:23 PM  
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2013-05-24 11:01:04 PM  
Did I mention I have a time machine?

Remember that time you got punched in the face? Yeah, I sent that guy. There were so many volunteers we had to have a lottery. Literally everyone in the country entered but he was the lucky winner who got to go back in time and punch your ugly skanky face.

When I'm president we have our picture taken together when I dedicate his statue as a national hero at the end of the boardwalk.
 
2013-05-24 11:02:24 PM  
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2013-05-24 11:07:50 PM  
I'm not saying you gave me crabs. I'm just saying you were the last person I was with.
 
2013-05-24 11:08:11 PM  
"Does my tie make me look fat??"
 
2013-05-24 11:10:35 PM  
You're a moron, if someone asked you to put a square peg in a round hole you'd have to take off you pants to do it.

/Ok, I might have stolen that from Drinking with Bob.
 
2013-05-24 11:10:36 PM  
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2013-05-24 11:12:49 PM  
You vayjay is stinking up the entire state.  Wash it for once!
 
2013-05-24 11:13:09 PM  
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2013-05-24 11:17:48 PM  
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2013-05-24 11:19:16 PM  
My moobs are bigger than your boobs.
 
2013-05-24 11:19:27 PM  
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2013-05-24 11:24:01 PM  
Grog want Snookie kabob
 
2013-05-24 11:24:01 PM  
Crap. I thought we were stronger than the storm.
 
2013-05-24 11:41:35 PM  
"Oh, you're "Snooki". I saw you on South Park"
 
2013-05-24 11:53:18 PM  
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2013-05-24 11:56:57 PM  
"Yo, can you hook me up with some Everlasting Gobberstoppers or that gum that tastes like a full course meal?"
 
2013-05-25 12:01:51 AM  
Thanks for bringing your mom out with you today. So nice to see the different generations enjoying the boardwalk together.
 
2013-05-25 12:04:02 AM  
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2013-05-25 12:19:47 AM  
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2013-05-25 12:20:26 AM  
Both in unison   "It's fatties like you that give Jersey a bad name".
 
2013-05-25 12:21:15 AM  
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2013-05-25 12:23:53 AM  
"Honestly, I thought you were dead."
 
2013-05-25 12:30:55 AM  
Lady, I suggest you gussie up that wheel attatched to your Gucci bag.
 
2013-05-25 12:36:18 AM  
"Who designed your tattoo, Napoleon Dynamite?"
 
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