SpdrJay: Thongs are aerodynamic!
JohnCarter: SpdrJay: Thongs are aerodynamic!He does not in fact look aerodynamic. Unless I do not understand what aerodynamic really means
FrancoFile: JohnCarter: SpdrJay: Thongs are aerodynamic!He does not in fact look aerodynamic. Unless I do not understand what aerodynamic really meansWell aero just means air.And dyna means that it blows up - hence dynamite.And mic is short for microphone.So when you interview this guy, everyone listening (and by extension watching) explodes.
strathmeyer: Remember back in the good ole days when police would know you were breaking the law before hassling you? Now shoot first questions later is policy.
BolshyGreatYarblocks: I only visited Madison once, but I remember half the people there looking or acting like that.
thewitchking: Ride on "Thong cape scooter man". Ride on.
ravenlore: On a farking Ruckus. Somehow that just does not surprise me.This dude is the antithesis of all the gear all the time. Wonder if he's wearing sunblock?
catmandu: I miss living in Madison.
strangeluck: Where I live, we got a guy who rides around on a Harley, usually no shirt, does thankfully at least wear shorts, and has an American flag tied around his neck like a cape. He loves to smile and wave at people as he rides down the street.
caddisfly: catmandu: I miss living in Madison.I've lived in Madison, Eugene and Portland. Madison had the most free spirits and overall fun crazy folks by a longshot, and nothing beats the Terrace on a warm afternoon. That said, I'll stick to mountains and oceans over near-naked dudes on scooters./is scanner Dan still around?
styxroxhades: caddisfly: catmandu: I miss living in Madison.I've lived in Madison, Eugene and Portland. Madison had the most free spirits and overall fun crazy folks by a longshot, and nothing beats the Terrace on a warm afternoon. That said, I'll stick to mountains and oceans over near-naked dudes on scooters./is scanner Dan still around?Scanner Dan is still around. And still hates showers. I like most of the 'personalities' around town, but can't stand that guy.
Mikey1969: Police were called on May 16 by staff at John F. Kennedy Elementary School after the man police call "Thong Cape Scooter Man "rode by when students were walking to a bus after school.He didn't do anything more than ride by, according to a Madison police news release. "But parents who were there said to school staff, 'Aren't you going to handle this?,'" said police spokesman Joel DeSpain in the release.I get a tear in my eye every time I se a story with a bunch of uppity assholes involved that DON'T live in Utah. It's nice to know that ALL of the freaks don't live here. Seriously though, fark you people. What did kids see? The side of his leg? He didn't get off of his scooter and prowl the halls of the school, he rode by, sitting down. Nobody got a peak at the twigs and berries."He said he exercised poor judgment by going by the school at that time of day, it was unintentional and he just happened to be traveling through the area," DeSpain said.NO, don't do it!! Don't give in to these assholes. If all you're doing is riding by, then go wherever the Hell you want. By them getting you to "admit that you exercised poor judgement", they might as well have ordered you to suit up. YOu had every legal right to be there, you did nothing "inappropriate", and these douchebags don't get to win here. Ride where you want, WHEN you want.
Torqueknot: If it is so important to you, send him a message. According to TFA he has a website.Tell him I agree with you.
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