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(New Jersey Newsroom)   Who lives under 1,500 lbs. of pineapples in Jersey City?   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Jersey City, Jersey City Medical Center, pineapples, Digital Journal, occupational safety  
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9110 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 May 2013 at 3:25 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-24 02:14:01 PM
2013-05-24 02:51:41 PM  
Are ya ready kids?
2013-05-24 02:53:57 PM
2013-05-24 02:54:30 PM

"You thinking what I'm thinking, Gus?"

"Daquiris for a month!  WHAT?"
2013-05-24 03:06:21 PM  
Nice, subby :)
2013-05-24 03:22:25 PM  
Okay Bob...starts with a B, ends with a b
2013-05-24 03:28:37 PM  
James Franco?
2013-05-24 03:29:25 PM  
Spongewop Guidopants?
2013-05-24 03:30:08 PM  
Squarebob Spongepants?
2013-05-24 03:32:47 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: [ image 458x325]

"You thinking what I'm thinking, Gus?"

"Daquiris for a month!  WHAT?"

Good, thought I was going to have to dig up an appropriate image myself...
2013-05-24 03:32:58 PM  
SpongeHitler Fuhrerpants?
2013-05-24 03:33:12 PM  
Spumonibob Spaghettipants?
2013-05-24 03:33:42 PM  
Spoogeknob Roidbrain?
2013-05-24 03:34:33 PM  
Sponge-worthy Snooki-pants??
2013-05-24 03:35:57 PM  
Spoogeboob Funpants?
2013-05-24 03:36:04 PM  
Spongechris Squarechristie?
2013-05-24 03:39:39 PM  
This monkey's gone to heaven.
2013-05-24 03:40:31 PM  
 the AFL-CIO's annual "Death on the Job Report" says that job fatality rates have remained about the same over the past three years. There have been about 3.5 fatalities per 100,000 workers and workplace injuries and illnesses have occurred at a rate of 3.5 per 100 workers through the same period, according to the report.

fark that hippy liberal nonsense. We need to stop impeding the free market and let all employers set their own minimum safety standards.

Down with OSHA.
2013-05-24 03:47:15 PM  
Spongeboobs Squaretits?
2013-05-24 03:49:59 PM  
That took a second, but well-played subby.
2013-05-24 03:50:01 PM  
Dolesponge Nopants?
2013-05-24 03:52:28 PM  
2013-05-24 03:55:13 PM  
Spongemob Fuggeddaboudit?
2013-05-24 04:01:00 PM  
Silentbob Clerksthree?
2013-05-24 04:02:06 PM
2013-05-24 04:03:12 PM  
2013-05-24 04:04:12 PM  
Wow subby, you got me stumped for a moment. Well played!!
2013-05-24 04:04:35 PM  
2013-05-24 04:05:46 PM  
Jimmy Hoffa?
2013-05-24 04:05:51 PM  
Jimmy Hoffa

2013-05-24 04:10:44 PM

/window seat, pls
2013-05-24 04:11:32 PM  

abfalter: [ image 800x1070]
2013-05-24 04:14:07 PM  
Carmen Miranda ?
2013-05-24 04:14:53 PM  

Robo Beat: [ image 684x714]

/window seat, pls

I'll bring the beer Robo Beat
2013-05-24 04:16:53 PM  
Did someone say dessert?
2013-05-24 04:27:06 PM  
"but he was able to walk away from the accident "

So he needs to shake it off and get his ass back to work.
2013-05-24 04:29:23 PM  
Saggyboobs Sweatpants?
2013-05-24 04:32:00 PM  

Highroller48: Saggyboobs Sweatpants?
2013-05-24 04:33:18 PM  
M. Night Shyamalan to respond by writing a sequel about a superhuman with the strength of all the pineapples in existence who's weakness is grapes.
2013-05-24 04:34:07 PM  

Robo Beat: [ image 684x714]

/window seat, pls

Oh god, I can feel the eternal fires of hell roasting at my soul now.
2013-05-24 04:34:38 PM  

abfalter: [ image 800x1070]

that image will haunt my nightmares.
2013-05-24 04:47:13 PM  
Kringelbert Fishtybuns ?
2013-05-24 04:50:22 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: [ image 458x325]

"You thinking what I'm thinking, Gus?"

"Daquiris for a month!  WHAT?"

You know that's right.
2013-05-24 04:57:19 PM  

SN1987a goes boom: DjangoStonereaver: [ image 458x325]

"You thinking what I'm thinking, Gus?"

"Daquiris for a month!  WHAT?"

You know that's right.

Now get me 3 pallets of rum, 2 pallets of Coco Lopez, and an icemaker, and then we're talking.
2013-05-24 05:00:43 PM  
Sometimes I wonder if these comment threads are all the same person, just posting under different profiles.
2013-05-24 05:01:21 PM

2013-05-24 05:02:50 PM  

scottydoesntknow: abfalter: [ image 800x1070]

[ image 500x343]

Fortunately, the one in this (lame) article is fake: -v illains-and-boogiemen/

Here they really are:
2013-05-24 05:03:08 PM  

gopher321: Carmen Miranda ?

You sound old enough to have a lawn.
2013-05-24 05:33:25 PM  

bugmn99: Spongewop Guidopants?

I'm a terrible, terrible person for laughing so hard at that

/insert nasally laugh
2013-05-24 05:33:25 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [ image 500x375]

Stuff of my High School sugar highs.  Best stuff in the world.
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