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(Slate)   I know it doesn't quite seem possible, but it turns out there actually are douchebags out there who can even ruin something as awesome as ice cream   (slate.com) divider line 21
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2013-05-24 02:26:46 PM
17 votes:
cdn0.lostateminor.com
2013-05-24 03:30:06 PM
7 votes:

Agent Smiths Laugh: gameshowhost: [cdn0.lostateminor.com image 480x431]

I happen to like certain flavors of B&J, but that had better damn well be a photoshop, or I'll get stabby.


nope. it's real. it test-marketed great and people love eating toothpaste. they went flouride free for safety concerns. I think Crest won the bid.
2013-05-24 03:34:07 PM
5 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: An evaluation of four artisanal ice cream cookbooks.

That word is comprised of two smaller words.  "art"  "isanal".

Or maybe 3 words, I don't know.


Sounds like a category on Celebrity Jeopardy....

"Sean Connery you have the board"
"I'll take Art Is Anal for $400"
"That's Artisanal, not Art is Anal"
"Your mom got anal last night, Trebek!"
2013-05-24 01:48:34 PM
5 votes:
An evaluation of four artisanal ice cream cookbooks.

That word is comprised of two smaller words.  "art"  "isanal".

Or maybe 3 words, I don't know.
2013-05-24 03:33:44 PM
4 votes:
www.wired.com

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2013-05-24 04:56:46 PM
3 votes:
www.sheldonsfans.com
2013-05-24 03:50:58 PM
3 votes:
Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
2013-05-24 03:34:22 PM
2 votes:

busy chillin': nope. it's real. it test-marketed great and people love eating toothpaste.


And they especially love drinking orange juice afterward!  It's a match made in heaven!
2013-05-24 03:24:33 PM
2 votes:
People that have different tastes than me are douchebags!  Everyone should like everything exactly as I like it!

I really hate these threads
2013-05-25 01:35:02 AM
1 votes:

Mock26: No, ice cream is not being ruined.  If they were ruining ice cream then their concoctions would be the only options available, but that is not the case.  If you do not want to have some strange flavor then do not eat it.  No one is pointing a gun at your head and telling you to eat it.


Look, I don't want to argue.  I don't want to debate.  I don't want to hear about the kind of food you hate.  But you won't get no ice cream until you clean off your plate, so eat it.

And don't you tell me you're full.
2013-05-24 08:09:46 PM
1 votes:

Gordon Bennett: [www.who-sucks.com image 340x358]

Inside this innocent looking container lies the world's most evil ice cream. Whale meat flavour. With chunks of actual whale meat.

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Alternatively, if you miss your Tesco beefburgers and Findus lasagna, why not plump for ice cream with bits of raw horse meat mixed in?
[www.who-sucks.com image 500x380]


Or a pit viper?
[www.who-sucks.com image 500x380]


By now the curry ice cream with the jolly and not at all racially insensitive drawing of an Asian man on the lid looks almost non-terrifying. At least you won't dig up uncooked chunks of dead endangered species inside. Maybe.


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2013-05-24 05:01:50 PM
1 votes:
Could you people stop using drones to kill angry men in sandals with their friends and families and instead target them where the world would appreciate it: on anyone and everyone who uses the word "artisan"?
2013-05-24 04:40:42 PM
1 votes:

ERNesbitt: thismomentinblackhistory: Glad to see Jeni's represented.

I've been to Jeni's many times. It's the best textured ice cream this side of the Atlantic that I've had. They had a chocolate/lapsang souchong that was divine. But, I like ice cream, so I'm not picky about it.

Ice cream is like sex: It makes your tongue numb, and gets you all sticky.


and they both come in a box.

HEY OH!
2013-05-24 04:11:28 PM
1 votes:

blatz514: Oh good, another ice cream thread.


You again?!

I have you labeled you as "Doesn't like ice cream".
2013-05-24 03:50:13 PM
1 votes:
Ice cream, Mandrake. Children's ice cream!
2013-05-24 03:47:00 PM
1 votes:
THANKS, OBAMA
2013-05-24 03:38:17 PM
1 votes:

7th Son of a 7th Son: I_Am_Weasel: An evaluation of four artisanal ice cream cookbooks.

That word is comprised of two smaller words.  "art"  "isanal".

Or maybe 3 words, I don't know.

Sounds like a category on Celebrity Jeopardy....

"Sean Connery you have the board"
"I'll take Art Is Anal for $400"
"That's Artisanal, not Art is Anal"
"Your mom got anal last night, Trebek!"


menatworkgolfclapping.gif

fantastic
2013-05-24 03:26:00 PM
1 votes:

gameshowhost: [cdn0.lostateminor.com image 480x431]


I happen to like certain flavors of B&J, but that had better damn well be a photoshop, or I'll get stabby.
2013-05-24 03:23:38 PM
1 votes:
stoplikingthingsthatidon'tlike.jpg.
2013-05-24 01:49:36 PM
1 votes:
I had an ice cream maker but I gave it away before I turned into The Great Blobbo.
2013-05-24 01:47:00 PM
1 votes:
Of course it's possible, youngmitter
 
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