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(Slate)   I know it doesn't quite seem possible, but it turns out there actually are douchebags out there who can even ruin something as awesome as ice cream   (slate.com) divider line 16
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2013-05-24 03:33:44 PM
4 votes:
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2013-05-24 02:26:46 PM
3 votes:
cdn0.lostateminor.com
2013-05-24 04:44:52 PM
2 votes:

Lady Indica: I'm not a huge ice cream fan (though I do love B&J, suck it haters) but the two best ice creams I've ever had...

1) a vanilla I had in Amish country in Pennsylvania. My grandfather and I went to a Amish family style place, where they have groups at a single table, passing items, like a family meal. Dessert was the best vanilla ice cream I've ever had in my life. I asked for the recipe. Guy in the kitchen came out sheepishly, it was the local store brand of ice cream. (Not available in CA, so I don't remember the name but it was a cheap local).


pet peeve time:

I don't care whether you call it French vanilla, vanilla bean, Ugandan vanilla, whatever.  But it better taste like vanilla --- as opposed to that flavorless crap people call "vanilla" in the USA.  Hell, people even USE the word "vanilla" now to mean "plain" or "basic" or "flavorless."  It's a travesty, I tell you.  Why would you do that to one of the greatest flavors in the world?

Whoever first tried to pass off flavorless bland crap as "vanilla" ice cream should be boiled in a pit of anthrax ripple no-fat frozen milk.  Except , you know, it's not frozen anymore because it's BOILING.  AAARGH!  Just use a flamethrower on them or cut their heart out with a spoon or something.  I can't think of a punishment bad enough.
2013-05-24 05:36:35 PM
1 votes:
www.who-sucks.com

Inside this innocent looking container lies the world's most evil ice cream. Whale meat flavour. With chunks of actual whale meat.

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Alternatively, if you miss your Tesco beefburgers and Findus lasagna, why not plump for ice cream with bits of raw horse meat mixed in?
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Or a pit viper?
www.who-sucks.com


By now the curry ice cream with the jolly and not at all racially insensitive drawing of an Asian man on the lid looks almost non-terrifying. At least you won't dig up uncooked chunks of dead endangered species inside. Maybe.
2013-05-24 03:46:37 PM
1 votes:
I'm not a huge ice cream fan (though I do love B&J, suck it haters) but the two best ice creams I've ever had...

1) a vanilla I had in Amish country in Pennsylvania. My grandfather and I went to a Amish family style place, where they have groups at a single table, passing items, like a family meal. Dessert was the best vanilla ice cream I've ever had in my life. I asked for the recipe. Guy in the kitchen came out sheepishly, it was the local store brand of ice cream. (Not available in CA, so I don't remember the name but it was a cheap local).

2) My roommate makes homemade ice cream. Homemade is just the best, unbelievably good. Alton Brown recipes, and an ice cream maker. Though it broke so I need to get a new one now that it's pretty much summer. :D
2013-05-24 03:40:09 PM
1 votes:
That last rocky road recipe at the very end of TFA sounded pretty awesome, but celery ice cream with rum raisins in it? Wtf?
2013-05-24 03:39:48 PM
1 votes:
A scoop of vanilla, topped with a splash of creme de menthe liquor.

Farking scrumptious.
2013-05-24 03:38:17 PM
1 votes:

7th Son of a 7th Son: I_Am_Weasel: An evaluation of four artisanal ice cream cookbooks.

That word is comprised of two smaller words.  "art"  "isanal".

Or maybe 3 words, I don't know.

Sounds like a category on Celebrity Jeopardy....

"Sean Connery you have the board"
"I'll take Art Is Anal for $400"
"That's Artisanal, not Art is Anal"
"Your mom got anal last night, Trebek!"


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2013-05-24 03:34:07 PM
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: An evaluation of four artisanal ice cream cookbooks.

That word is comprised of two smaller words.  "art"  "isanal".

Or maybe 3 words, I don't know.


Sounds like a category on Celebrity Jeopardy....

"Sean Connery you have the board"
"I'll take Art Is Anal for $400"
"That's Artisanal, not Art is Anal"
"Your mom got anal last night, Trebek!"
2013-05-24 03:33:58 PM
1 votes:
The only way to ruin ice cream is to digest it.
2013-05-24 03:24:33 PM
1 votes:
People that have different tastes than me are douchebags!  Everyone should like everything exactly as I like it!

I really hate these threads
2013-05-24 03:23:38 PM
1 votes:
stoplikingthingsthatidon'tlike.jpg.
2013-05-24 01:49:36 PM
1 votes:
I had an ice cream maker but I gave it away before I turned into The Great Blobbo.
2013-05-24 01:48:34 PM
1 votes:
An evaluation of four artisanal ice cream cookbooks.

That word is comprised of two smaller words.  "art"  "isanal".

Or maybe 3 words, I don't know.
2013-05-24 01:47:00 PM
1 votes:
Of course it's possible, youngmitter
2013-05-24 01:44:50 PM
1 votes:
Glad to see Jeni's represented.
 
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