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(Uproxx)   The funeral for Slayer's Jeff Hanneman had a mosh pit because why the f--k wouldn't it?   (uproxx.com) divider line 30
    More: Cool, Jeff Hanneman, Slayer, Kerry King, Jagermeister, Westboro Baptist Church, Hollywood Palladium  
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2013-05-24 02:27:45 PM
Metal has lost a great... \m/
 
2013-05-24 03:20:57 PM
They should just prop his body up by the speakers for future concerts.

/Crowd surfing corpse.
 
2013-05-24 03:37:15 PM

Do the needful: They should just prop his body up by the speakers for future concerts.

/Crowd surfing corpse.


It would end up like the Stanley Cup.

Pooped on, peed in, left overnight at the bottom of a swimming pool, and eventually found being used as the hood ornament for some tractor in rural Ontario.
 
2013-05-24 03:44:31 PM

Do the needful: They should just prop his body up by the speakers for future concerts.

/Crowd surfing corpse.


Ayatollah Khomeini has a copywrite on that move, holmes.
 
2013-05-24 03:48:08 PM
Thanks for the tunes, Jeff.
 
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2013-05-24 03:50:07 PM

Chainsaw Turd Elf: Do the needful: They should just prop his body up by the speakers for future concerts.

/Crowd surfing corpse.

Ayatollah Khomeini has a copywrite on that move, holmes.


heh.
 
2013-05-24 03:52:22 PM

UNC_Samurai: Do the needful: They should just prop his body up by the speakers for future concerts.

/Crowd surfing corpse.

It would end up like the Stanley Cup.

Pooped on, peed in, left overnight at the bottom of a swimming pool, and eventually found being used as the hood ornament for some tractor in rural Ontario.


...not seeing how that is different from being a living rock star.
 
2013-05-24 03:52:27 PM
Awesome funeral, second only to Hunter S. Thompson in recent memory.

/Thanks for the workout music, Jeff
 
2013-05-24 03:57:19 PM
Like so much in metal, that is either the lamest or most awesome thing ever.

/fine line between stupid and clever
 
2013-05-24 04:16:00 PM
/Thanks for the workout music, Jeff

Farking THIS. Slayer has kept me thin!
 
2013-05-24 04:20:24 PM
It's really too bad the WBC didn't show up like they were talking about. It would have been hilarious to see what happens to those asshats protesting around a bunch of mourning metalheads.
 
2013-05-24 04:27:33 PM
Jeff Hanneman, Cory Smoot, and Mike Scaccia, Rough couple of years.

RIP. Thanks for the tunes.
 
2013-05-24 04:43:27 PM

Gunny Highway: Jeff Hanneman, Cory Smoot, and Mike Scaccia, Rough couple of years.

RIP. Thanks for the tunes.



QFT
/RIP, Jeff
 
2013-05-24 04:46:45 PM
Embalming fluid packs a punch.
 
2013-05-24 05:11:17 PM
Now THAT is metal.
 
2013-05-24 05:18:26 PM

UNC_Samurai: Do the needful: They should just prop his body up by the speakers for future concerts.

/Crowd surfing corpse.

It would end up like the Stanley Cup.

Pooped on, peed in, left overnight at the bottom of a swimming pool, and eventually found being used as the hood ornament for some tractor in rural Ontario.


He would have wanted it that way. *wipes tear from corner of eye*
 
2013-05-24 05:42:42 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: It's really too bad the WBC didn't show up like they were talking about. It would have been hilarious to see what happens to those asshats protesting around a bunch of mourning metalheads.


I remember they backed out of Dio's funeral. I'm guessing they figured out that folks there were more than willing to get sued for issuing an honest beating.
 
2013-05-24 05:48:08 PM
All WBC has to do is threaten to show up and people's panties get twisted.

Wait until they actually DO show up, then go medieval on their heinies.
 
2013-05-24 06:28:36 PM

Marisyana: All WBC has to do is threaten to show up and people's panties get twisted.

Wait until they actually DO show up, then go medieval on their heinies.


I'm still trying to decide whether or not it's a good thing that people haven't responded with more violence towards them. Yeah, being the better man is always the best option; you'll hear no serious argument against that (from me, anyway). But how they haven't had at least one bloodline-destroying cockpunch happen to them yet defies even me.
 
2013-05-24 07:17:02 PM

Gunny Highway: Jeff Hanneman, Cory Smoot, and Mike Scaccia, Rough couple of years.

RIP. Thanks for the tunes.


RJD.
Rough years indeed.
 
2013-05-24 08:05:54 PM
fark. Im gettin all worked up again. Just finished ranting and raving to my  girlfriend about how heavy and influential Slayer is/was. She says "yea I don't like Slayer" ... don't blame her, but my diatribe fell on deaf ears. Bummed about Jeff. STILL bummed about MCA.
 
2013-05-24 09:58:52 PM
Hanneman died from liver failure due to alcoholism and King toasts him with Jager.....


SSSSSLLLLLLAAAAAYYYYYYYYYEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!
 
2013-05-24 10:29:29 PM

darch: /Thanks for the workout music, Jeff

Farking THIS. Slayer has kept me thin!


Why is Slayer so buff?

Because they lift Hella weights.

/Why is Slayer so buff?
//Because they listen to Slayer
 
2013-05-24 10:30:52 PM
Fark yeah!
 
2013-05-24 10:43:02 PM

MFAWG: Dingleberry Dickwad: It's really too bad the WBC didn't show up like they were talking about. It would have been hilarious to see what happens to those asshats protesting around a bunch of mourning metalheads.

I remember they backed out of Dio's funeral. I'm guessing they figured out that folks there were more than willing to get sued for issuing an honest beating.


They would need to be able to ID the people who issued the beating to sue.
 
2013-05-25 12:32:59 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: It's really too bad the WBC didn't show up like they were talking about. It would have been hilarious to see what happens to those asshats protesting around a bunch of mourning metalheads.


"Yes, let us go protest at the funeral of a guitarist whos fans carve the name of his band into each other and themselves with razorblades."

Yup, we have the $100,000 winner on 'Americas Funniest Home Videos'.
 
2013-05-25 07:51:28 AM
As someone who has a 20 year old razor blade carved slayer tattoo on my arm, that brought a tear to my eyes. I skipped to just the pit at the end. Everyone screaming along to the lyrics is what really killed me.

/too bad Kerry has killed that band for me now...
 
2013-05-25 12:02:09 PM
The inventor of the whammy bar was there.  He walked up to the podium and simply said, "thanks for using my shiat".

/metal
 
2013-05-25 01:57:46 PM
That was awesome. Thanks, Jeff.
 
2013-05-25 04:29:25 PM

mochunk: As someone who has a 20 year old razor blade carved slayer tattoo on my arm, that brought a tear to my eyes. I skipped to just the pit at the end. Everyone screaming along to the lyrics is what really killed me.

/too bad Kerry has killed that band for me now...


I was a little surprised that 'Orion' was used to start the slideshow.
 
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