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2013-05-24 01:46:06 PM
TTIWWP.
 
2013-05-24 01:48:10 PM
Your requested URL has been blocked by the McAfee Web Gateway URL Filter database module.
The URL is listed in categories that are not allowed by your administrator at this time.

URL: http://newswire.xbiz.com/view.php?id=163198
URL Categories: Nudity, Sexual Materials


NSFW or is my company filter just overactive?
 
2013-05-24 01:49:17 PM

unlikely: Your requested URL has been blocked by the McAfee Web Gateway URL Filter database module.
The URL is listed in categories that are not allowed by your administrator at this time.

URL: http://newswire.xbiz.com/view.php?id=163198
URL Categories: Nudity, Sexual Materials

NSFW or is my company filter just overactive?


Same here.  I wanted to know what was up with Rachel Ray and a sex toy.
 
2013-05-24 01:52:21 PM

Raug the Dwarf: unlikely: Your requested URL has been blocked by the McAfee Web Gateway URL Filter database module.
The URL is listed in categories that are not allowed by your administrator at this time.

URL: http://newswire.xbiz.com/view.php?id=163198
URL Categories: Nudity, Sexual Materials

NSFW or is my company filter just overactive?

Same here.  I wanted to know what was up with Rachel Ray and a sex toy.


The link is SFW.  No pics at all.  But it is an adult industry news website.  Sorry.
 
2013-05-24 01:54:02 PM
 
2013-05-24 01:54:29 PM
30 Minute Feels?
 
2013-05-24 01:55:58 PM
It's just a press release:

Rachael Ray Promotes Jimmyjane Sex Toy on National TV Show
By Lila Gray, XBIZ.com
Thu, May 23 2013 11:15am PDT


SAN FRANCISCO - Jack-of-all-lifestyle-trades Rachael Ray featured a Jimmyjane sex toy on her national TV show in a gesture advocating adult novelties for couples' sex enhancement.

Clinical psychologist Dr. Venus Nicolino co-curated the episode "Spin the Bottle" and informed the audience and viewers at large about means to improve their sex lives.

When a male audience member announced that he was interested in reinvigorating his 18-year marriage by experimenting with "bedroom toys" with his wife, Nicolino suggested he try Jimmyjane's Hello Touch and Little Chroma vibrators.

"Bedroom toys are seeing this incredible revolution in technology," Nicolino said on-air."The majority of bedroom toys out there are actually used with couples. What does that say? Both men and women like them because of the new technology."

She told the audience that Jimmyjane was one of her all-time favorite sex toy brands because "they're classic, they're discreet, they're couple friendly."

Nicolino then demonstrated how to use the product she called "magic fingers," using Ray as a model. The Hello Touch straps on to the wrist like a bracelet and the Little Chroma vibrators attach onto the pads of each fingertip, allowing the wearer to seemingly conduct an electric current through their hand.

Ray attached the mechanism to her hand and said she "felt like Spiderman."

"It reminds me a little bit of E.T., like your body's going to glow if someone touches you," Nicolino said to Ray. "It's actually quite cool."

Ray gave the device to the audience member who was interested in couple-friendly sex toys.
 
2013-05-24 01:57:30 PM
alloveralbany.com
Up next, Rachel will show us why she just loves corn on the cob!
 
2013-05-24 02:02:03 PM
Was hoping for Paula Deen.
 
2013-05-24 02:07:36 PM

gnosis301: Was hoping for Paula Deen.


There's not enough butter in the world for that.
 
2013-05-24 02:08:08 PM

uncleacid: 30 Minute Feels?


Now I'm thinking that $40 a Day show wasn't about food at all.
 
2013-05-24 02:09:41 PM

gnosis301: Was hoping for Paula Deen.


Will Nigella Lawson do?

/may be slightly NSFW...
 
2013-05-24 02:10:53 PM

FrancoFile: gnosis301: Was hoping for Paula Deen.

There's not enough butter in the world for that.


Paula Deen and Rachel Ray.

Rachel drizzles her hot EVOO onto Paula's buttered anus, while Paula butters up Rachel's hot EVOO dispenser.
 
2013-05-24 02:13:28 PM

Arachnophobe: gnosis301: Was hoping for Paula Deen.

Will Nigella Lawson do?

/may be slightly NSFW...


How have I never seen that? I've got tears in my eyes....
 
2013-05-24 02:15:27 PM
i1207.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-24 02:19:39 PM

Arachnophobe: /may be slightly NSFW...


Yes.
 
2013-05-24 02:21:18 PM

gnosis301: Was hoping for Paula Deen.


Or perhaps Howard Dean.
 
2013-05-24 02:23:29 PM

ChrisDe: Arachnophobe: gnosis301: Was hoping for Paula Deen.

Will Nigella Lawson do?

/may be slightly NSFW...

How have I never seen that? I've got tears in my eyes....


Sandy and Gordon are also really well done.
 
2013-05-24 02:35:08 PM
How often is too often to mention Rachel Ray and sex in the same sentence? This many times.
 
2013-05-24 02:36:07 PM
 Thanks modmins for approving a NSFW link without a warning. You're the best!
 
2013-05-24 02:41:20 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Thanks modmins for approving a NSFW link without a warning. You're the best!


What were you expecting from a headline that said "Sex toy?"  My Little Pony?
 
2013-05-24 02:47:16 PM
YUMOOO!
 
2013-05-24 02:48:46 PM

gnosis301: Jim from Saint Paul: Thanks modmins for approving a NSFW link without a warning. You're the best!

What were you expecting from a headline that said "Sex toy?"  My Little Pony?


And technically nothing on the page linked to is inappropriate for most offices. Will they thank the mods when mods learn to anticipate which user is connecting from which tight ass workplace? Or to short hand it, quit whining and get back to work, Bucky!
 
2013-05-24 03:17:35 PM

shabu: gnosis301: Jim from Saint Paul: Thanks modmins for approving a NSFW link without a warning. You're the best!

What were you expecting from a headline that said "Sex toy?"  My Little Pony?

And technically nothing on the page linked to is inappropriate for most offices. Will they thank the mods when mods learn to anticipate which user is connecting from which tight ass workplace? Or to short hand it, quit whining and get back to work, Bucky!


You would think a website that was so scared of its users saying those naughty "f" or "c" words would, in fact, point out that the link is NSFW. There is no nudity and really the article isn't NSFW, but since the link is an adult entertainment news site, the link itself would be NSFW. I would say it would be quite unsafe to check out adult entertainment news sites at work.
 
2013-05-24 03:17:57 PM
I could have went the rest of my life without seeing the words "Rachael Ray" and "sex" in the same sentence.

/Let me guess: Her lube of choice is EVOOTHAT'SEXTRAVIRGINOLIVEOILKIDS.
 
2013-05-24 03:25:30 PM

buckeyebrain: I could have went the rest of my life without seeing the words "Rachael Ray" and "sex" in the same sentence.

/Let me guess: Her lube of choice is EVOOTHAT'SEXTRAVIRGINOLIVEOILKIDS.


blog.muchmusic.com

She came.
 
2013-05-24 03:27:46 PM
FTFA: "She told the audience that Jimmyjane was one of her all-time favorite sex toy brands because "they're classic, they're discreet, they're couple friendly.""

I'll say... I was over at a friends house, sat down at her laptop, and reached over and picked up what I assumed was a cordless mouse from a charging dock.

Yeah, it wasn't a cordless mouse.
 
2013-05-24 03:39:16 PM

unlikely: Your requested URL has been blocked by the McAfee Web Gateway URL Filter database module.
The URL is listed in categories that are not allowed by your administrator at this time.

URL: http://newswire.xbiz.com/view.php?id=163198
URL Categories: Nudity, Sexual Materials

NSFW or is my company filter just overactive?


Yeah, same here. Doesn't matter: we still got reported.
 
2013-05-24 03:44:59 PM

shabu: gnosis301: Jim from Saint Paul: Thanks modmins for approving a NSFW link without a warning. You're the best!

What were you expecting from a headline that said "Sex toy?"  My Little Pony?

And technically nothing on the page linked to is inappropriate for most offices. Will they thank the mods when mods learn to anticipate which user is connecting from which tight ass workplace? Or to short hand it, quit whining and get back to work, Bucky!


I would think that the mods would look at the link first and go "hey wait, this could be bad".

You know. MODERATE what gets greenlighted?
 
2013-05-24 04:02:02 PM
bbbzzz....
I'll be back
 
2013-05-24 04:03:05 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: I would think that the mods would look at the link first and go "hey wait, this could be bad".


On FARK?
 
2013-05-24 04:06:45 PM
Does this have anything to do with her Gusto Grip (tm) accessories?
 
2013-05-24 04:24:03 PM
EVO-Ooooh!!!
 
2013-05-24 04:33:26 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: shabu: gnosis301: Jim from Saint Paul: Thanks modmins for approving a NSFW link without a warning. You're the best!

What were you expecting from a headline that said "Sex toy?"  My Little Pony?

And technically nothing on the page linked to is inappropriate for most offices. Will they thank the mods when mods learn to anticipate which user is connecting from which tight ass workplace? Or to short hand it, quit whining and get back to work, Bucky!

I would think that the mods would look at the link first and go "hey wait, this could be bad".

You know. MODERATE what gets greenlighted?


If it concerns you so much, you might want to report it.  There are buttons just for that reason.
 
2013-05-24 04:45:54 PM

Therion: Does this have anything to do with her Gusto Grip (tm) accessories?

?
cdn.hiphopwired.com
 
2013-05-24 04:46:29 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: I would think that the mods Farkers would look at the link first and go "hey wait, this could be bad".

You know. MODERATE what gets greenlighted?THINK before clicking?


FTFY
 
2013-05-24 04:49:02 PM
Blame the victim. /welcometofark.jpeg
 
2013-05-24 04:54:16 PM
It's an article about a sex toy.  What more do you need to know?
 
2013-05-24 05:05:30 PM
Subby needs to work on his haikus.
 
2013-05-24 05:18:53 PM
She looks fat
 
2013-05-24 06:31:13 PM

hasty ambush: She looks fat


WB-b-b-but she's a size 6 from eating all of her "healthy" messipes, 99% of which are burgers and/or drowned in EVOOTHAT'SEXTRAVIRGINOLIVEOILKIDS, in between watching so many TV shows. EVERY guest she has on her insipid talk show is from her 'favorite' show. If every show were truly her favorite, she'd be watching TV about 38 hours a day.
 
2013-05-24 06:45:17 PM
she is no longer a bubbly perkmeister on her cooking show. instead, she is a ragged shell hollowed out by crass commercialism and her life draining fantasies involving cucumbers and melons.

she is going to crack soon, methinks, in a epic breakdown
 
2013-05-24 07:03:03 PM

hasty ambush: She looks is fat


Fixed.
 
2013-05-24 07:05:27 PM
Hussy.
 
2013-05-24 07:10:53 PM
t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-24 07:11:41 PM
www.anorak.co.uk
 
2013-05-24 08:01:44 PM

uncleacid: 30 Minute Feels?


Or less...
 
2013-05-24 08:02:00 PM
[idhititwithmyhottaco.jpg]
 
2013-05-24 10:36:04 PM
www.buzzlol.com
 
2013-05-25 12:29:12 AM
I see she's put on some weight.  Still cute as a button though.
 
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