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(MSN)   Not news: Police bust drug trafficking ring. FARK: An 84-year-old woman on an oxygen tank   (news.msn.com) divider line 30
    More: Interesting, law enforcements, Bernalillo County, KRQE-TV  
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2013-05-24 02:00:17 PM
breakingbadcostume.com
 
WGJ
2013-05-24 02:04:41 PM
Well, at least she will get free room and board with health care now. Why pay for a nursing home.
 
2013-05-24 02:07:14 PM
Small apartment.  Small amount of cocaine AND marijuana?  Truly America's worst monsters.

/I want my tax dollars back now.
 
2013-05-24 02:07:17 PM

meyerkev: [breakingbadcostume.com image 639x704]


Done in one.
 
2013-05-24 02:07:36 PM
Hopes I'm HALF that wild when I turn 84...
 
2013-05-24 02:07:46 PM

meyerkev: [breakingbadcostume.com image 639x704]


and we're done here

/dingdingdingdingding
 
2013-05-24 02:10:22 PM

meyerkev: [breakingbadcostume.com image 639x704]


*ding* *ding* *ding* Done in one.
 
2013-05-24 02:10:48 PM

Tax Boy: meyerkev: [breakingbadcostume.com image 639x704]

and we're done here

/dingdingdingdingding


Bonus: ALBEQUERQUE, N.M.
 
2013-05-24 02:10:49 PM
So was she a Salvatore?

/should've stayed in New Reno
 
2013-05-24 02:14:01 PM

Dinner: Tax Boy: meyerkev: [breakingbadcostume.com image 639x704]

and we're done here

/dingdingdingdingding

Bonus: ALBEUQUERQUE, N.M.


/should listen to Weird Al more
 
2013-05-24 02:15:05 PM

Dinner: meyerkev: [breakingbadcostume.com image 639x704]

Done in one.


Tax Boy: meyerkev: [breakingbadcostume.com image 639x704]

and we're done here

/dingdingdingdingding


ashinmytomatoes: meyerkev: [breakingbadcostume.com image 639x704]

*ding* *ding* *ding* Done in one.


Dinner: Tax Boy: meyerkev: [breakingbadcostume.com image 639x704]

and we're done here

/dingdingdingdingding

Bonus: ALBEQUERQUE, N.M.


When does the back end of the final season start?
 
2013-05-24 02:20:17 PM

OtherLittleGuy: When does the back end of the final season start?


http://lmgtfy.com/?q=breaking+bad+second+half+fifth+season
 
2013-05-24 02:21:23 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
Did NOT watch Regis this morning.
 
2013-05-24 02:23:52 PM
Granny lit a joint and the whole house exploded.
 
2013-05-24 02:25:53 PM
Yep, done in one. I bet 3/4 of the people clicking on this thread came in loaded with a link to Tio Salamanca waiting in the clipboard.
 
2013-05-24 02:37:26 PM
images.tvrage.com

Have a seat over here, Biatch
 
2013-05-24 02:38:19 PM
somesummersunday.files.wordpress.com

/

show me: Tio Salamanca

 
2013-05-24 03:01:34 PM

meyerkev: [breakingbadcostume.com image 639x704]


Came for this.
 
2013-05-24 03:15:48 PM
Better call Saul?

Nah.

WGJ: Well, at least she will get free room and board with health care now. Why pay for a nursing home.


This ↑↑↑↑ instead.

I remember a similar story years ago about an old man who was selling drugs. When they busted him he was in his bedroom surrounded by naked women and cash.

He told the judge at the trial to "do your worst. I lived like a sultan and nobody can take that away." "Any sentence you give me will be death so bring it on!"
 
2013-05-24 03:16:54 PM

Dinner: meyerkev: [breakingbadcostume.com image 639x704]

Done in one.


Not quite.

fireclown: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 480x269]
Did NOT watch Regis this morning.


Okay, NOW we're done.
 
2013-05-24 04:10:37 PM

orclover: Small apartment.  Small amount of cocaine AND marijuana?  Truly America's worst monsters.

/I want my tax dollars back now.


Cannot be overstated.
 
2013-05-24 04:30:15 PM
www.ronalfy.com

"Oxygen gets you high!"
 
2013-05-24 04:34:31 PM

WGJ: Well, at least she will get free room and board with health care now. Why pay for a nursing home.


Federal non-violent crime is MY retirement plan.
 
2013-05-24 04:36:23 PM

Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: WGJ: Well, at least she will get free room and board with health care now. Why pay for a nursing home.

Federal non-violent crime is MY retirement plan.


Awww. And here my retirement plan was to keep Uwe Boll from making another movie.
 
2013-05-24 05:00:04 PM
I think that when I need long term care, I'm going to commit some victimless felony (conspiracy to) so that the prison system can get the bill.
(Better than being a street crazy)
 
2013-05-24 07:21:43 PM
Really needs a Boring Tag.
 
2013-05-24 08:16:45 PM
It was not known if either of them has a lawyer.

Better call Saul.
 
2013-05-24 10:15:48 PM
I realize that the quantity of drugs was small in this case, but I'm intrigued by the automatic assumption in the headline. OMG, it was an old lady so OBVIOUSLY she couldn't have been doing anything wrong! Really? And why is that? Because she's old? And that means....she has no malice in her soul? The oxygen tank prevents her from forming the mens rea necessary to establish intent? What's the cutoff age beyond which nobody can do crime anymore?

Just, you know, planning ahead.
 
2013-05-24 10:36:45 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: I think that when I need long term care, I'm going to commit some victimless felony (conspiracy to) so that the prison system can get the bill.
(Better than being a street crazy)


Just walk up to a cop and kick em in the stones.
if you dont get shot on the spot you will enjoy the big house.

and everyone will like the little old guy that bollockd a cop
 
2013-05-25 02:41:07 AM
Love is like oxygen
You get too much you get too high
Not enough and you're gonna die
Love gets you high
 
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