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(CBS Sacramento)   Man regrets calling 911 on his wife for using her teeth   (sacramento.cbslocal.com ) divider line
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8699 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 May 2013 at 2:45 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-05-24 01:43:43 PM  
*Happened after a Rodeo
*Wearing a trucker hat
*Admits to assaulting his wife
*Her ex-husband lives with them and was present for the fight


Wow....just wow.
 
2013-05-24 01:58:45 PM  
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At least the dude got to keep his penis.
 
2013-05-24 02:29:46 PM  
Well here comes Tony with his pecker in his hand, he's (now) a one ball man and he's back from the rodeo .
 
2013-05-24 02:37:17 PM  

Altair: *Happened after a Rodeo
*Wearing a trucker hat
*Admits to assaulting his wife
*Her ex-husband lives with them and was present for the fight


Wow....just wow.


And that, is a genuine California Redneck.
The hills are full of them around here.
 
2013-05-24 02:42:02 PM  
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approves.
 
2013-05-24 02:47:53 PM  
Missing the fava beans.
 
2013-05-24 02:49:42 PM  
Heh. By Rodeo I thought they meant the sexual practice.
 
2013-05-24 02:55:11 PM  
I usually have to pay extra for that.
 
2013-05-24 03:01:42 PM  
I bit a man in penis
Just to watch him cry.
 
2013-05-24 03:03:27 PM  
I'm guessing it was only a nibble and not a full-on chunk of his plums.
 
2013-05-24 03:09:50 PM  
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I don't mind if she wants to use her teeth for a bit
 
2013-05-24 03:13:19 PM  

CaptSacto: Altair: *Happened after a Rodeo
*Wearing a trucker hat
*Admits to assaulting his wife
*Her ex-husband lives with them and was present for the fight


Wow....just wow.

And that, is a genuine California Redneck.
The hills are full of them around here.


My question is, was he wearing pants?  Because if you're wearing pants .... oh, never mind.  And if he wasn't wearing pants, why was the other guy around?  My head hurts.
 
2013-05-24 03:14:28 PM  
"I've assaulted her before in arguments," Hill said. "We work it out and I went beyond that."

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2013-05-24 03:16:27 PM  
"I assault her, she assaults her ex-husband, he assaults me, we all assault the kids - it's all good."
 
2013-05-24 03:18:50 PM  
FTFA: "He says the argument followed a series of stressful events in their lives, including the fact Salinas' (his wive's) ex-husband now lives with them"

This guy needs to get the fark out...
 
2013-05-24 03:21:04 PM  
Biting my junk is a deal breaker.  Pack yer bags, biatch.
 
2013-05-24 03:27:57 PM  
"I've assaulted her before in arguments," Hill said. "We work it out and I went beyond that."

Dude, STFU! I don't condone it, but I don't think you should be telling the news about it either.
 
2013-05-24 03:29:37 PM  
All that and a pet pig too.
 
2013-05-24 03:54:24 PM  
when both men went to hold her down, that's when she allegedly bit his penis.

this is what I would also do when things get a bit rapey.
 
2013-05-24 03:54:34 PM  
Dear Darwin, please, PLEASE remove all of these white trash hillbillies from the gene pool.  Thanks in advance.
 
2013-05-24 04:00:23 PM  
He's going to be sporting a weird boner next time.
 
2013-05-24 04:02:07 PM  

CrazyCracka420: FTFA: "He says the argument followed a series of stressful events in their lives, including the fact Salinas' (his wive's) ex-husband now lives with them"

This guy needs to get the fark out...


sounds like they needed both of them to stop her...
 
2013-05-24 04:08:15 PM  
There's a reason we call this whole area Penntucky.
 
2013-05-24 04:14:38 PM  
I'm surprised she HAD teeth to bite with. Also what are the odds that they are double banging her?
 
2013-05-24 04:16:36 PM  

CaptSacto: Altair: *Happened after a Rodeo
*Wearing a trucker hat
*Admits to assaulting his wife
*Her ex-husband lives with them and was present for the fight


Wow....just wow.

And that, is a genuine California Redneck.
The hills are full of them around here.


Yup.  There are rednecks in every state of the Union.
 
2013-05-24 04:16:45 PM  
Best (and safest) way to get to get a Blow Job...

www.thedailygreen.com
 
2013-05-24 04:18:02 PM  

lockers: I'm surprised she HAD teeth to bite with. Also what are the odds that they are double banging her?


Of course she's farking both of them, just not at the same time.
 
2013-05-24 04:22:10 PM  
I'm really confused, is it normal for one to remove pandt and underpands, after a rodeo, when hanging out with you wife and her ex-husband in resident, is this done before or after the argument begins?
 
2013-05-24 04:26:34 PM  

NathanAllen: I'm really confused, is it normal for one to remove pandt and underpands, after a rodeo, when hanging out with you wife and her ex-husband in resident, is this done before or after the argument begins?


Where the hell do you buy your clothes?
 
2013-05-24 04:32:27 PM  
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2013-05-24 04:38:48 PM  
I don't mind if she wants to use her teeth for a bit


THANKS duenor, my thoughts also.
 
2013-05-24 04:42:06 PM  
Yeah that's just a redneck threesome gone horribly wrong. For starters, the M/F is all wrong (IMHO).
 
2013-05-24 04:43:20 PM  

Altair: *Happened after a Rodeo
*Wearing a trucker hat
*Admits to assaulting his wife
*Her ex-husband lives with them and was present for the fight


Wow....just wow.


Yea that is layers of white trash. Jebus, I cannot even comprehend the insanity.
 
2013-05-24 04:57:36 PM  

Jument: Yeah that's just a redneck threesome gone horribly wrong. For starters, the M/F is all wrong (IMHO).


They've got her four kids too, not sure what genders though.
 
2013-05-24 05:05:26 PM  

Jument: Yeah that's just a redneck threesome gone horribly wrong. For starters, the M/F is all wrong (IMHO).


All wrong?  You think it would be better if it was M/F/F?  Why, so you can disappoint two women?
 
2013-05-24 05:16:42 PM  
Ow Girlie!  My girlie bit me and it really hurt!
 
2013-05-24 05:27:27 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Well here comes Tony with his pecker in his hand, he's (now) a one ball man and he's back from the rodeo .


Damn, I haven't heard that song in decades!  Thanks for the memory.
 
2013-05-24 05:35:09 PM  
So the husband, who admitted to assaulting her before, has his penis exposed and he and another man are holding her down.

Does anyone think the penis bite was maybe a self-defense against a rape?
 
2013-05-24 05:59:29 PM  

CrazyCracka420: Jument: Yeah that's just a redneck threesome gone horribly wrong. For starters, the M/F is all wrong (IMHO).

All wrong?  You think it would be better if it was M/F/F?  Why, so you can disappoint two women?


I'd rather disappoint two women than swordfight. That's just not my bad NTTAWWT. Besides, I assume I'd be there mostly as filler and they'd be helping each other out. That's how it plays out in my head, anyways.
 
2013-05-24 06:08:22 PM  

NathanAllen: I'm really confused, is it normal for one to remove pandt and underpands, after a rodeo, when hanging out with you wife and her ex-husband in resident, is this done before or after the argument begins?


Hard to type with one hand?
 
2013-05-24 06:56:41 PM  
Anything you put in my mouth you're gonna lose...

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2013-05-24 07:41:54 PM  
The Aristocrats?
 
2013-05-24 08:26:39 PM  
Rodeo fark. You're doing it wrong.
 
2013-05-24 08:51:49 PM  

WinoRhino: Heh. By Rodeo I thought they meant the sexual practice.


Same here. That would've been a real YDI for the loser that tried that, got bucked off, then got kicked by the bull bitten in the genitals.
 
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