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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   Angry waitress attacks and injures neighbor with lawn gnome. Hilarious pictures from the police car, jail, and county courthouse are forthcoming   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 21
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2013-05-24 01:52:17 PM  
A New Orleans Saints-themed garden gnome.

Getting beat by the Saints is pretty embarrassing.
 
2013-05-24 01:53:51 PM  
*Getting beat by the Saints is pretty embarrassing*

done in one
 
2013-05-24 01:54:31 PM  
i14.photobucket.com

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2013-05-24 01:55:04 PM  
Guess he was a poor tipper
 
2013-05-24 01:58:06 PM  
Bad move.  Gnomes have -2 to Strength.  She should've rolled a wizard.
 
2013-05-24 02:01:33 PM  
did he fight back with his own gnome?
 
2013-05-24 02:02:05 PM  
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2013-05-24 02:02:28 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-24 02:09:09 PM  
Member when those Travelocity commercials totally ripped of Amelie? Yeah...
 
2013-05-24 02:11:54 PM  
1.  Beat neighbor with garden gnome
2.  Get arrested
3.  Profit?

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2013-05-24 02:25:34 PM  
I'd  like to hear her side of the story.
 
2013-05-24 02:36:10 PM  
Warning. Police report a waitress on the lose. She is armed with a Brownie and considered dangerous.

It's all I've got.

Let me see: Brownie (YES), Sprite (YES), fairy, elf, dwarf, pixie, leprecaun, lurricaun (spelling?), goblin, hobgoblin, nose goblin, Lutin, dryad, hemidryad, mermaid, unicorn, Dubchik, devil, imp, faun, nymph, pwcca, witch, salamander, sylph, bogey, gnome, troll, hobbit, knocker, bwcca, centaur, shape-shifter, werebear, werewolf, gremlin, djinn, peri, banshee, Shaman, wizard, warlock, Valkyrie, Green Man, Pan, revenant, zombie, phantom, ghost, numen, thunderbird, demon, spectre, spook, ghoul, doppelganger, guardian angel, angle, poltergheist, apparition, presence, wraithe, spirit guide, medium ...
 
2013-05-24 02:40:50 PM  

brantgoose: Warning. Police report a waitress on the lose. She is armed with a Brownie and considered dangerous.

It's all I've got.

Let me see: Brownie (YES), Sprite (YES), fairy, elf, dwarf, pixie, leprecaun, lurricaun (spelling?), goblin, hobgoblin, nose goblin, Lutin, dryad, hemidryad, mermaid, unicorn, Dubchik, devil, imp, faun, nymph, pwcca, witch, salamander, sylph, bogey, gnome, troll, hobbit, knocker, bwcca, centaur, shape-shifter, werebear, werewolf, gremlin, djinn, peri, banshee, Shaman, wizard, warlock, Valkyrie, Green Man, Pan, revenant, zombie, phantom, ghost, numen, thunderbird, demon, spectre, spook, ghoul, doppelganger, guardian angel, angle, poltergheist, apparition, presence, wraithe, spirit guide, medium ...


Better check Tobin's Spirit Guide in case you missed one.
 
2013-05-24 02:41:04 PM  

CrazyCracka420: [i14.photobucket.com image 640x357]

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OH MY GOD, IT'S ANGRY!!!


www.thetreefarm.com

 
2013-05-24 02:42:47 PM  

CrazyCracka420: [i14.photobucket.com image 640x357]

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Well its official, my penis is now just for show.
 
2013-05-24 02:47:20 PM  
"Lisa then proceeded to strike the man on the head with the NFL licensed lawn ornament "

Anyone decorating the exterior of their home with tacky licensed items (be it sports teams, cartoon characters, etc), deserves to be smacked down by a gnome.
 
2013-05-24 02:50:54 PM  
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2013-05-24 03:06:23 PM  
I dislike lawn gnomes, too, and have also been known to attack those with them.
 
2013-05-24 03:22:27 PM  

sedric: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x353]

Came for this, leaving satisfied.

 
2013-05-24 03:25:07 PM  
She sounds like a Par-taaaay.
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2013-05-24 04:41:39 PM  
Wow, the author of the article tried waaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard to be funny.
 
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