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2013-05-24 12:15:44 PM
when one of the homeowner's six cats knocked over the lamp, shattering the bulb. This is why you don't have six cats.
 
2013-05-24 12:29:19 PM
I suspect this one.

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2013-05-24 12:40:24 PM
All cats want to watch the world burn.
 
2013-05-24 12:41:57 PM
{snaps fingers}

groovy, baby.
 
2013-05-24 12:44:00 PM
Never trust a cat, they are all duplicitous
 
2013-05-24 12:44:32 PM
He says crews rescued two pet dogs, but at least one cat died.

Sounds like we have a motive.
 
2013-05-24 12:45:36 PM

Walker: when one of the homeowner's six cats knocked over the lamp, shattering the bulb. This is why you don't have six cats.


"at least one cat died."

He's down to 5 meow.

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2013-05-24 12:47:49 PM
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2013-05-24 12:50:22 PM
 
2013-05-24 12:50:28 PM
It's not the cat you need, it's the cat you deserve.
 
2013-05-24 12:53:37 PM

Whatthefark: All cats want to watch the world burn.


Not all

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2013-05-24 12:54:56 PM
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2013-05-24 12:56:26 PM
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2013-05-24 12:57:52 PM
img.fark.net

So it begins...
 
2013-05-24 12:58:19 PM
Was the owners last name O'leary?
 
2013-05-24 12:58:41 PM
Isn't this how American McGee's Alice started?
 
2013-05-24 01:00:23 PM

Therion: {snaps fingers}

groovy, baby.



+1
 
2013-05-24 01:00:27 PM
Ronald ?
 
2013-05-24 01:03:52 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Ican haz living room?
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2013-05-24 01:04:20 PM
Once came home and a bathtub faucet was running full bore. The only possible suspect was the cat but the faucet seemed like it would be impossible for the cat to open. Lots of WTF at that one. The drain was stoppered but thankfully the overflow was working!
 
2013-05-24 01:09:04 PM
i.imgur.com
You see this little ball of fluffy cuteness? If she gets half the chance she'll attack most dogs and anyone unfortunate enough to be in the room at the same time. She's been like that since she's been a kitten,it was the reason she was given to me. As for starting fires? Nah or at least I hope not but I wouldn't put it past her at this point.
 
2013-05-24 01:09:38 PM
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2013-05-24 01:14:19 PM

Therion: {snaps fingers}

groovy, baby.


But that kitty wasn't copacetic.
 
2013-05-24 01:16:24 PM
My cats managed to turn on the stove once when I was out.  Came home to a blaring smoke detector, a gas stove burner blazing away on high, and a house full of smoke.  Fortunately, it was only smoke, from a pan left on the burner.  The little furry bastards were all okay, although the smoke alarm must've hurt their ears.  And after that, the control knobs were kept in a drawer, taken out only when I wanted to use the stove.  (Note that I was completely innocent, not a filthy slob who'd leave a dirty pan just sitting there instead of washing it.)
 
2013-05-24 01:18:17 PM

The One True TheDavid: Therion: {snaps fingers}

groovy, baby.

But that kitty wasn't copacetic.


Unlike this guy.

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2013-05-24 01:19:07 PM
Do these people not own a fire extinguisher or two?  The owner reported "seeing a flash and then the flames"... So what the hell were they doing in the meantime while the living room burnt to a crisp?
 
2013-05-24 01:22:23 PM
Cue the usual suspect...
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2013-05-24 01:24:33 PM
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2013-05-24 01:25:46 PM
Meow
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2013-05-24 01:27:17 PM
Then I saw this kitten playing with a ball of string the size of a tangerine......
 
2013-05-24 01:28:21 PM

logieal: [img.fark.net image 355x625]

So it begins...


Their leader.
 
2013-05-24 01:28:59 PM

Walker: when one of the homeowner's six cats knocked over the lamp, shattering the bulb. This is why you don't have six cats.


One died. there's only five now, perfectly cromulent total
 
2013-05-24 01:32:25 PM
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2013-05-24 01:42:56 PM

Hiro-ACiD: Cue the usual suspect...
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Hah! Snatching this up for later use, if that's alright by you...
 
2013-05-24 01:49:44 PM
Murder. Sleep.
There are only two modes.
 
2013-05-24 01:53:45 PM
This morning as I was about to leave for work I noticed the garage door was cracked. I instinctively knew that all three cats would be in there, feverishly mixing chemicals and finding a lighter. So I don't even try to catch them- I just run to the kitchen for my only weapon against them- freeze dried lobster. I toss some on the garage floor and desperately plead 'Please kitty, come here kitties!' and one (the least evil of the lot) peaks her head out from under my car. I grab her with no mercy and safely deliver her to the house. I get out the real cat food and put it out and it draws out my always- hungry old cat.

But the real evil one, the white devil with blue eyes, is still hiding. She is just crouching under the car and dodges my every try. I throw treats at her, and she won't even sniff them (she doesn't fall for tricks). Getting desperate, and 15 minutes late for work, I grab a tennis racket and try to chase her out with it- but she is too smart to leave the safety of the car. Eventually I throw the tennis racket at her and she has the sense to retreat to the house.

So I rush to work and realize that my hands smell completely like freeze dried lobster (bad and really fish), my knees and legs are all dirty from crawling around on the garage, and I am covered in cat hair.

/Meanwhile my dog is literally just laying on his bed with his paws crossed, wagging his tail happily when I so much as glance at him. I swear to god if he could clean the house and cook dinner for me he would.
 
2013-05-24 01:55:42 PM
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2013-05-24 02:01:02 PM
when one of the homeowner's six cats knocked over the lamp, shattering the bulb

what did she use as a floor covering?  sawdust?
 
2013-05-24 02:02:28 PM

Hiro-ACiD: Cue the usual suspect...
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Yep, was going to post disaster girl...but now I can't stop chuckling at this.  Bravo!
 
2013-05-24 02:22:21 PM

Hiro-ACiD: Cue the usual suspect...
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I was waiting for that.
 
2013-05-24 02:23:49 PM
Dear Diary: The authorities bought me that same crappy cheap cat food again. Taught them a valuable lesson.
 
2013-05-24 02:26:49 PM
There are two things in my life my friends have a hard time understanding because both cause me no end of trouble: that I love that my cat is a pain in the ass homicidal maniac and that I love opinionated, passionate, strong willed women.

I wonder if there is a connection?
 
2013-05-24 02:26:59 PM

Freschel: Dear Diary: The authorities servants bought me that same crappy cheap cat food again. Taught them a valuable lesson.


FTFY
 
2013-05-24 02:35:13 PM

Torqueknot: There are two things in my life my friends have a hard time understanding because both cause me no end of trouble: that I love that my cat is a pain in the ass homicidal maniac and that I love opinionated, passionate, strong willed women.

I wonder if there is a connection?


you like being a victim?

or, as my horoscope said to me once, someone is going to murder you.
 
2013-05-24 02:40:10 PM
Here's the rule folks: maximum one cat per floor. I have three stories (including basement) so 3 cats.

Also litter boxes equals number of cats plus one
 
2013-05-24 02:45:04 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: when one of the homeowner's six cats knocked over the lamp, shattering the bulb

what did she use as a floor covering?  sawdust?


Rayon doped with thermite.
 
2013-05-24 02:48:17 PM
im2.peldata.com
 
2013-05-24 03:10:40 PM
I've seen that happen before, about 25 years ago a cat knocked over a lamp and it fell into a pile of clothes and turned on and started a fire. my whole family was lucky i happened to come home at the time and smelled smoke since nobody was home.
I had the fire put out by the time the fire department showed up.

Nice try cat!
 
2013-05-24 03:11:35 PM
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If he'd could be king of the ashes
 
2013-05-24 03:11:36 PM

Hiro-ACiD: Cue the usual suspect...
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And done.
 
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