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(CNN)   Pakistan airline flight from Lahore to Manchester in England diverted and escorted by fighter jet   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Pakistan International Airlines, Pakistan, Lahore, Manchester Airport, Essex Police, Stansted Airport, airspace, flights  
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2013-05-24 02:00:14 PM  
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Red Shirt Blues: BigNumber12: drunken businessmen

Wait a minute......some of us are quiet. We have our books and music on our ipads, use our Bose ANR headsets and sit there quietly sipping our bourbon. Generally we sit up front and you don't hear a peep from us.

And just where do you think the noise canceled by those headsets goes?

Row 25, that's where...
2013-05-24 01:38:35 PM  
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20 minutes from touchdown?  Got it...

Stewardess:  Sir, please put your tray table up and return your seatback to its upright and locked position.
Passenger #1:  Don't tell me what to do!
Passenger #2:  You've treated my friend with disrespect!

and the Wheel of Indignation begins spinning...
2013-05-24 10:42:51 AM  
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pag1107: It was 20 minutes out of Manchester, it's destination, and they diverted it to Stansted, which is a London airport?  Why not just land in Manchester and arrest them there?

I was on a flight with an unruly drunk once. The stewardess is arguing with the guy, and says if he doesn't knock it off, they are going to need to divert. This MASSIVE 6'something guy gets out of his seat, walks up to the guy giving the stewardesses problems,and goes, "If we aren't landing in LA because they need to arrest him, tell them to bring a stretcher and an extra sets of handcuffs, because they will also need to bring me in for beating this guy to within an inch of his life"

The guy promptly shut up. Big guy got high five's and people trying to buy him drinks the rest of the way. I honestly think he meant it too, and am willing to bet the entire plane would have just went along with a story that started, "we aren't sure what happened, we think he fell down a flight of stairs or something...."
2013-05-24 10:16:31 AM  
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Coming from Pakistan so probably not drunks.  But likely two loud and obnoxious "true believers" who wanted to rant to their captive audience about the horrible atrocities of the British empire they were about to land in.  They will now be spending the weekend with various hands up their asses and then promptly deported.  Then somebody on this forum will declare that they accomplished everything they set out to do.
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