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(The Eagle Tribune)   City wants to turn public restroom into a restaurant   (eagletribune.com) divider line 52
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2013-05-24 08:49:46 AM
www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com
 
2013-05-24 09:17:36 AM
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/obscure?
 
2013-05-24 10:29:48 AM
It will serve only the finest terlet wine.
 
2013-05-24 10:40:18 AM
Clam Shack is the name of my tacky ladies restroom euphemism tribute band.
 
2013-05-24 10:46:13 AM
So another Taco Bell?
 
2013-05-24 10:46:42 AM
If you see a faded sign on the side the of the road saying 15 miles to the Clam Shack...you are not thinking a restaurant.
 
2013-05-24 10:54:00 AM
"Johns Place"
 
2013-05-24 11:01:34 AM

brap: Clam Shack is the name of my tacky ladies restroom euphemism tribute band.



nice/dangit.

I came to say:

If you think about, every ladies restroom is already a clam shack.
 
2013-05-24 11:03:50 AM

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/obscure?


www.nndb.com

/obtuse?
 
2013-05-24 11:04:15 AM

Sybarite: It will serve only the finest terlet wine.


*hork*
 
2013-05-24 11:05:07 AM
Don't they already have a Hardees?
 
2013-05-24 11:05:28 AM

Sybarite: It will serve only the finest terlet wine.


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2013-05-24 11:06:31 AM
"That's where it's at"

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/not obscure.
 
2013-05-24 11:09:30 AM
 
2013-05-24 11:09:42 AM
restroomaurant?
 
2013-05-24 11:10:10 AM
Converted medical prison in Japan....
I can see the creep factor working.....a bathroom though?
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2013-05-24 11:11:00 AM
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2013-05-24 11:11:50 AM
The Clam Shack? Really? You're telling me you don't hear it?
 
2013-05-24 11:13:17 AM

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2013-05-24 11:13:36 AM
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2013-05-24 11:14:59 AM
They say that the cleanest room in your house is your bathroom. And the cleanest surface is your toilet seat.

So it stands to reason that that's the kind of place you'd want to set up a restaurant.
 
2013-05-24 11:18:13 AM
A 5 year lease for a new restaurant?  Wow, good luck with that.
 
2013-05-24 11:22:01 AM
I'll have the poo-poo platter.
 
2013-05-24 11:22:31 AM
No napkins, they give you a tiny roll of toilet paper.
 
2013-05-24 11:27:37 AM
Salem Willows bathroom/bathhouse already known for its glory days prior to closing.
 
2013-05-24 11:30:07 AM

Combustion: I'll have the poo-poo platter.


Okay, so that's one #2 combo. It'll be right out.
 
2013-05-24 11:30:27 AM

Anthracite: Already been done....

http://www.finedininglovers.com/blog/news-trends/the-attendant-toile t- restaurant-london/

you knew it was coming...


Already been done in Boston, too.
 
2013-05-24 11:31:31 AM
I don't see the outrage.

I mean, it's not like they won't wipe it down a bit first right?
 
2013-05-24 11:32:06 AM

KrispyKritter: Salem Willows bathroom/bathhouse already known for its glory days prior to closing.


They ordered a new steam table from Cleveland.
 
2013-05-24 11:33:26 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: /obscure?


Don't ask how these trends get started, just roll with it. Here, deliver these ribs to stall 2.
 
2013-05-24 11:33:36 AM
talk about 'not news'....
 
2013-05-24 11:35:19 AM

BitwiseShift: KrispyKritter: Salem Willows bathroom/bathhouse already known for its glory days prior to closing.

They ordered a new steam table from Cleveland.


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2013-05-24 11:39:32 AM
They should just call it "The Glory Hole".
 
2013-05-24 11:40:28 AM
The Salem Willows is basically the barely surviving ruins of an old seaside park - the nice restaurants are gone, so are the rides - all that's left are video arcades, chinese food, pizza, ice cream shacks and a stubby little pier. Rats and seagulls run the place.

Food in a bathroom might be a step up in hygiene standards.
 
2013-05-24 11:42:01 AM
They'd have to first hire an exterminator to get rid of the infestation of republican congressmen.
 
2013-05-24 11:42:58 AM

Wellon Dowd: The Clam Shack? Really? You're telling me you don't hear it?


I know, right?  They should have named it the sausage factory.
 
2013-05-24 11:52:54 AM
Sounds like the bathroom in Penn Station. I used to see people eating there while waiting for a stall.
 
2013-05-24 11:59:46 AM
Don't shiat where you eat.
 
2013-05-24 12:04:18 PM
And you can bet your sweet bippy, there will be a sign on the door that says, "Restrooms are for patrons use only".

/I have to pee!
 
2013-05-24 12:06:24 PM

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The corn is a nice touch.
 
2013-05-24 12:17:25 PM

LeroyBourne: A 5 year lease for a new restaurant?  Wow, good luck with that.


He gets free rent but has to spend $30,000 on renovations over those five years.  For the town it's a great deal, they get a building that's possibly of use in a few years.   For him though, I don't see how he's going to make enough to come out ahead, since he's already in red.  He's going to do the work himself, so maybe he doesn't count his labor as part of the $30k?
 
2013-05-24 12:18:02 PM

Kid Lester: Combustion: I'll have the poo-poo platter.

Okay, so that's one #2 combo. It'll be right out.


Okay #2 combo is coming out.
 
2013-05-24 12:23:36 PM
Amy's #2

Electric boogaloo.
 
2013-05-24 12:30:03 PM

tcaptain: I don't see the outrage.

I mean, it's not like they won't wipe it down a bit first right?


From front to back.
 
2013-05-24 12:36:51 PM

Glendale: Kid Lester: Combustion: I'll have the poo-poo platter.

Okay, so that's one #2 combo. It'll be right out.

Okay #2 combo is coming out.


We had it round back, where the fudge is made.
 
2013-05-24 12:39:29 PM
That bathroom had a septic tank with urinals mounted right to it. I will never eat anything they sell. Hell, I'll probably never eat anything from any shop at the Willows again.
 
2013-05-24 12:42:18 PM
Sounds like a shiaty idea
 
2013-05-24 01:17:20 PM
I know of two girls in Brazil who would be all in favor of that. ;)
 
2013-05-24 01:18:33 PM

Sybarite: It will serve only the finest terlet wine.


Of course it's shank or be shanked.
 
2013-05-24 01:26:51 PM

Sybarite: It will serve only the finest terlet wine.


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