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(Myrtle Beach Online)   Wearing a thong swimsuit got this woman a date--in court   (myrtlebeachonline.com) divider line 29
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2013-05-24 11:07:48 AM
12 votes:
*clicks on link*

*gasps*


www.nsrit.com
2013-05-24 12:03:41 PM
6 votes:
She was warned twice by the cops to cover up before they arrested her. She could always claim she couldn't hear the officer over the sound of the flies.
2013-05-24 11:52:06 AM
5 votes:

FrancoFile: No warning for the metal in her lips?  Sue your piercer and whichever dumbass friend convinced you that would be a good look.


I think they're like the wheel rails in a car wash, just to make sure the cock stays pointed in the right direction.
2013-05-24 02:33:20 PM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-24 01:25:17 PM
3 votes:
flux
I bet that woman has a beautiful round ass like a leather love seat, and you are some fools to hate on that.


And I shall wager you that there are parts of that thong that have not seen daylight since the moment it was applied, tucked and disappeared in to the unholy crevasse. There is a part of it that it has been crushed between two pitted and sagging orbs. It is as if two moons have collided and now push against each other in a timeless battle of which side is the biggest and fattest.
2013-05-24 12:37:26 PM
3 votes:
They probably couldn't even see the thong under the moose knuckle, and thought she was totally nude.
2013-05-24 12:08:34 PM
3 votes:

scottydoesntknow: I don't know why I clicked it expecting her to be hot.

/Can I haz thong thread?


Sure, buddy.  Here ya go.

www.shoesteal.com
2013-05-24 11:51:57 AM
3 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: This IS indecent!
[media.myrtlebeachonline.com image 480x600]

And held for$469?
Or, held for 69?


Maybe she has a...

cdn.fd.uproxx.com
2013-05-24 12:19:33 PM
2 votes:
i114.photobucket.com
2013-05-24 12:05:15 PM
2 votes:

dugitman: FTR: Swimsuits-- ok. Thongs-- not ok.

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sussexcountyangel.files.wordpress.com

Why ya got to be like that Phil?
2013-05-24 11:53:18 AM
2 votes:
s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com
2013-05-24 10:37:14 AM
2 votes:
This IS indecent!
media.myrtlebeachonline.com

And held for$469?
Or, held for 69?
2013-05-24 05:05:09 PM
1 votes:

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 650x862]


www.nsrit.com
2013-05-24 01:33:15 PM
1 votes:
i.telegraph.co.uk
2013-05-24 01:26:28 PM
1 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: flux
I bet that woman has a beautiful round ass like a leather love seat, and you are some fools to hate on that.

And I shall wager you that there are parts of that thong that have not seen daylight since the moment it was applied, tucked and disappeared in to the unholy crevasse. There is a part of it that it has been crushed between two pitted and sagging orbs. It is as if two moons have collided and now push against each other in a timeless battle of which side is the biggest and fattest.


I don't know how, but that was beautiful.
2013-05-24 01:17:18 PM
1 votes:
There's a lot of city miles on that 22 years.

I like how they donned her in a hospital robe.
2013-05-24 01:06:09 PM
1 votes:
My God. The pigs stapled her lips shut so she can't defend herself in court!
2013-05-24 01:06:04 PM
1 votes:
Noooo! Why the fark would you want to ban thongs?!?

*click*

Oh. Yeah, well okay.
2013-05-24 12:37:14 PM
1 votes:
It's probably black bike week in Myrtle Beach....

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

/black bike week.....yeah...look it up.   http://www.blackbikeweek.us/
2013-05-24 12:15:58 PM
1 votes:
media.filmschoolrejects.com

"Yes, yes, let's click and seeeeee...."
2013-05-24 12:11:44 PM
1 votes:

DmGdDawg: Would they have arrested a nice looking white woman for wearing a too -revealing swimsuit?


Of course not.  And if she was a nice looking black woman, no, wouldn't have been arrested either.  I'm glad to see indecency laws finally being applied correctly.  Just like the rules for men getting a date, if you want to show off:

1) Be cute
2) Be attractive
3) Don't be unattractive

I sure can live with these rules as a guy - you ladies have to step up too.

And yes, if you are fat slob in a speedo, your tubby ass should be hauled off to think it over too, I don't care how think your wad of bills are.

/Will not see me on the beach in a speedo - I'll be in trunks with a shirt that doesn't emphasize my gut.
2013-05-24 12:07:13 PM
1 votes:
Thongs at 5am is what black bike week is all about. Just like white bike week, or whatever the hell it's called.
2013-05-24 12:03:07 PM
1 votes:

Wook: Apos: *clicks on link*

*gasps*


[www.nsrit.com image 297x350]

+1

+1
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2013-05-24 11:56:21 AM
1 votes:

scandalrag: FrancoFile: No warning for the metal in her lips?  Sue your piercer and whichever dumbass friend convinced you that would be a good look.

I think they're like the wheel rails in a car wash, just to make sure the cock stays pointed in the right direction.


Black & Decker pecker wrecker
2013-05-24 11:55:50 AM
1 votes:

Apos: *clicks on link*

*gasps*


Do you know what it sounds like when someone covers a *snerk* with a cough? My coworkers do.
2013-05-24 11:55:47 AM
1 votes:

dugitman: FTR: Swimsuits-- ok. Thongs-- not ok.

[i107.photobucket.com image 799x596]


Hill Street Blues?  Wow, THAT's a blast from the past.

/my lawn, etc.
2013-05-24 11:48:12 AM
1 votes:
Why did they staple her lips closed?  Was the thong around her head?
2013-05-24 11:02:18 AM
1 votes:
At 5 AM?
The crack of dawn got a whole lot uglier.
2013-05-24 10:11:17 AM
1 votes:
I don't know why I clicked it expecting her to be hot.

/Can I haz thong thread?
 
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