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(Myrtle Beach Online)   Wearing a thong swimsuit got this woman a date--in court   (myrtlebeachonline.com) divider line 21
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2013-05-24 12:25:34 PM
4 votes:
She was arrested at 5:00 am. I don't think she was sunning herself. I am guessing she was "working". The police didn't catch her with any Johns but still wanted to get her off the street.
2013-05-24 12:44:16 PM
3 votes:

AirForceVet: Personally, I find the previous posts too harsh on the young woman. She isn't a knockout, true, but she's not unattactive either.

As for her arrest, not smart to wear a thong swimsuit where they're illegal.

/I, for one, welcome nude bathing on our nation's beaches, pools, skinny dip swimming holes.
//Bathing suits are only good for clothing industries' profits.


Nonsense. There is a whole lot of ugly out there that needs to be kept covered. With 30% of this nation obese plus factor in all the otherwise naturally unattractive and all men that is a lot off ugly than cannot be offset by a relatively few attractive women.

I say keep American beautiful by keeping covered.
2013-05-24 11:49:08 AM
3 votes:
That woman is 22?  Must have been 22 very hard years.
2013-05-24 01:14:13 PM
2 votes:
Man, now and then a thread comes along that reminds me what a bunch of squares most farkers are. Being uncomfortable with nudity unless you can get a boner about it is some rookie nonsense. That plus the anti-piercing thing? My eighth grade math teacher was GG Allin compared to you.

I bet that woman has a beautiful round ass like a leather love seat, and you are some fools to hate on that.
2013-05-24 11:43:12 AM
2 votes:
No warning for the metal in her lips?  Sue your piercer and whichever dumbass friend convinced you that would be a good look.
2013-05-24 10:23:28 AM
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: /Can I haz thong thread?


Be careful what you wish for. Those words just caused an unprecedented jump in eye bleach shares.
2013-05-24 01:33:15 PM
1 votes:
i.telegraph.co.uk
2013-05-24 01:25:17 PM
1 votes:
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I bet that woman has a beautiful round ass like a leather love seat, and you are some fools to hate on that.


And I shall wager you that there are parts of that thong that have not seen daylight since the moment it was applied, tucked and disappeared in to the unholy crevasse. There is a part of it that it has been crushed between two pitted and sagging orbs. It is as if two moons have collided and now push against each other in a timeless battle of which side is the biggest and fattest.
2013-05-24 12:56:24 PM
1 votes:

camelclub: It's probably black bike week in Myrtle Beach....



/black bike week.....yeah...look it up.   http://www.blackbikeweek.us/


I have friends that used to live down there. During that week the places where they worked, along with a ton of other places are closed for that week.
2013-05-24 12:37:14 PM
1 votes:
It's probably black bike week in Myrtle Beach....

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/black bike week.....yeah...look it up.   http://www.blackbikeweek.us/
2013-05-24 12:35:17 PM
1 votes:

Apos: *clicks on link*

*gasps*


[www.nsrit.com image 297x350]


you sire win 1 internets
2013-05-24 12:14:52 PM
1 votes:
I went to the pool a few weeks ago, there was this really hot chick, probably about 18-19, wearing a thong bikini.  Made my night.
2013-05-24 12:11:44 PM
1 votes:

DmGdDawg: Would they have arrested a nice looking white woman for wearing a too -revealing swimsuit?


Of course not.  And if she was a nice looking black woman, no, wouldn't have been arrested either.  I'm glad to see indecency laws finally being applied correctly.  Just like the rules for men getting a date, if you want to show off:

1) Be cute
2) Be attractive
3) Don't be unattractive

I sure can live with these rules as a guy - you ladies have to step up too.

And yes, if you are fat slob in a speedo, your tubby ass should be hauled off to think it over too, I don't care how think your wad of bills are.

/Will not see me on the beach in a speedo - I'll be in trunks with a shirt that doesn't emphasize my gut.
2013-05-24 12:07:15 PM
1 votes:
I'm not a huge fan of modern policing in America, but BRAVO to these fine officers for removing that from the streets.
2013-05-24 12:04:03 PM
1 votes:

AirForceVet: Personally, I find the previous posts too harsh on the young woman. She isn't a knockout, true, but she's not unattactive either.

As for her arrest, not smart to wear a thong swimsuit where they're illegal.

/I, for one, welcome nude bathing on our nation's beaches, pools, skinny dip swimming holes.
//Bathing suits are only good for clothing industries' profits.


She looks like she's fighting tears and her piercings are bad, but I think she's pretty. People are such prudes - maybe she wore the thong as a form of protest. Or maybe she's just not good at making choices. I was dumb as hell and thought authority didn't apply to me when I was 22, too.
2013-05-24 11:51:57 AM
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: This IS indecent!
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And held for$469?
Or, held for 69?


Maybe she has a...

cdn.fd.uproxx.com
2013-05-24 11:36:11 AM
1 votes:
FTR: Swimsuits-- ok. Thongs-- not ok.

i107.photobucket.com
2013-05-24 11:30:23 AM
1 votes:
Baby, that thong, is wrong, wrong wrong, wrong wrong
2013-05-24 11:07:48 AM
1 votes:
*clicks on link*

*gasps*


www.nsrit.com
2013-05-24 10:37:14 AM
1 votes:
This IS indecent!
media.myrtlebeachonline.com

And held for$469?
Or, held for 69?
2013-05-24 10:32:29 AM
1 votes:
FOR GOODNESS SAKES - JUST FREE THEM CAKES!
 
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