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2013-05-24 10:11:17 AM  
I don't know why I clicked it expecting her to be hot.

/Can I haz thong thread?
 
2013-05-24 10:23:28 AM  

scottydoesntknow: /Can I haz thong thread?


Be careful what you wish for. Those words just caused an unprecedented jump in eye bleach shares.
 
2013-05-24 10:32:29 AM  
FOR GOODNESS SAKES - JUST FREE THEM CAKES!
 
2013-05-24 10:37:14 AM  
This IS indecent!
media.myrtlebeachonline.com

And held for$469?
Or, held for 69?
 
2013-05-24 11:02:18 AM  
At 5 AM?
The crack of dawn got a whole lot uglier.
 
2013-05-24 11:07:48 AM  
*clicks on link*

*gasps*


www.nsrit.com
 
2013-05-24 11:24:12 AM  
Is she a robot?
 
2013-05-24 11:30:23 AM  
Baby, that thong, is wrong, wrong wrong, wrong wrong
 
2013-05-24 11:35:09 AM  
Personally, I find the previous posts too harsh on the young woman. She isn't a knockout, true, but she's not unattactive either.

As for her arrest, not smart to wear a thong swimsuit where they're illegal.

/I, for one, welcome nude bathing on our nation's beaches, pools, skinny dip swimming holes.
//Bathing suits are only good for clothing industries' profits.
 
2013-05-24 11:36:11 AM  
FTR: Swimsuits-- ok. Thongs-- not ok.

i107.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-24 11:43:12 AM  
No warning for the metal in her lips?  Sue your piercer and whichever dumbass friend convinced you that would be a good look.
 
2013-05-24 11:44:56 AM  
Apos - You owe me a new keyboard... and my co-workers are looking at me funny because of the howl I released when I saw your post.
 
2013-05-24 11:48:12 AM  
Why did they staple her lips closed?  Was the thong around her head?
 
2013-05-24 11:49:08 AM  
That woman is 22?  Must have been 22 very hard years.
 
2013-05-24 11:51:57 AM  

jehovahs witness protection: This IS indecent!
[media.myrtlebeachonline.com image 480x600]

And held for$469?
Or, held for 69?


Maybe she has a...

cdn.fd.uproxx.com
 
2013-05-24 11:52:06 AM  

FrancoFile: No warning for the metal in her lips?  Sue your piercer and whichever dumbass friend convinced you that would be a good look.


I think they're like the wheel rails in a car wash, just to make sure the cock stays pointed in the right direction.
 
2013-05-24 11:53:18 AM  
s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com
 
2013-05-24 11:55:47 AM  

dugitman: FTR: Swimsuits-- ok. Thongs-- not ok.

[i107.photobucket.com image 799x596]


Hill Street Blues?  Wow, THAT's a blast from the past.

/my lawn, etc.
 
2013-05-24 11:55:50 AM  

Apos: *clicks on link*

*gasps*


Do you know what it sounds like when someone covers a *snerk* with a cough? My coworkers do.
 
2013-05-24 11:56:11 AM  

scandalrag: FrancoFile: No warning for the metal in her lips?  Sue your piercer and whichever dumbass friend convinced you that would be a good look.

I think they're like the wheel rails in a car wash, just to make sure the cock stays pointed in the right direction.


Now, that is funny!
 
2013-05-24 11:56:21 AM  

scandalrag: FrancoFile: No warning for the metal in her lips?  Sue your piercer and whichever dumbass friend convinced you that would be a good look.

I think they're like the wheel rails in a car wash, just to make sure the cock stays pointed in the right direction.


Black & Decker pecker wrecker
 
2013-05-24 11:58:17 AM  

Apos: *clicks on link*

*gasps*


[www.nsrit.com image 297x350]


+1
 
2013-05-24 11:59:40 AM  
Charged with ass-sault on the eyes.
 
2013-05-24 11:59:50 AM  
a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-05-24 12:00:28 PM  
Would they have arrested a nice looking white woman for wearing a too -revealing swimsuit?
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-24 12:02:36 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I don't know why I clicked it expecting her to be hot.

/Can I haz thong thread?


ts1.mm.bing.net

Don't know about a whole thread. Pretty hard to find anything even marginally SFW.
 
2013-05-24 12:03:07 PM  

Wook: Apos: *clicks on link*

*gasps*


[www.nsrit.com image 297x350]

+1

+1
2
 
2013-05-24 12:03:41 PM  
She was warned twice by the cops to cover up before they arrested her. She could always claim she couldn't hear the officer over the sound of the flies.
 
2013-05-24 12:04:03 PM  

AirForceVet: Personally, I find the previous posts too harsh on the young woman. She isn't a knockout, true, but she's not unattactive either.

As for her arrest, not smart to wear a thong swimsuit where they're illegal.

/I, for one, welcome nude bathing on our nation's beaches, pools, skinny dip swimming holes.
//Bathing suits are only good for clothing industries' profits.


She looks like she's fighting tears and her piercings are bad, but I think she's pretty. People are such prudes - maybe she wore the thong as a form of protest. Or maybe she's just not good at making choices. I was dumb as hell and thought authority didn't apply to me when I was 22, too.
 
2013-05-24 12:05:15 PM  

dugitman: FTR: Swimsuits-- ok. Thongs-- not ok.

[i107.photobucket.com image 799x596]


sussexcountyangel.files.wordpress.com

Why ya got to be like that Phil?
 
2013-05-24 12:06:39 PM  
For crying out loud.  29 posts is enough to pronounce a verdict.

GUILTY!!!!
 
2013-05-24 12:07:13 PM  
Thongs at 5am is what black bike week is all about. Just like white bike week, or whatever the hell it's called.
 
2013-05-24 12:07:15 PM  
I'm not a huge fan of modern policing in America, but BRAVO to these fine officers for removing that from the streets.
 
2013-05-24 12:08:34 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I don't know why I clicked it expecting her to be hot.

/Can I haz thong thread?


Sure, buddy.  Here ya go.

www.shoesteal.com
 
2013-05-24 12:08:58 PM  
Are you saying that like it's a bad thing, subby?
 
2013-05-24 12:09:07 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-24 12:11:44 PM  

DmGdDawg: Would they have arrested a nice looking white woman for wearing a too -revealing swimsuit?


Of course not.  And if she was a nice looking black woman, no, wouldn't have been arrested either.  I'm glad to see indecency laws finally being applied correctly.  Just like the rules for men getting a date, if you want to show off:

1) Be cute
2) Be attractive
3) Don't be unattractive

I sure can live with these rules as a guy - you ladies have to step up too.

And yes, if you are fat slob in a speedo, your tubby ass should be hauled off to think it over too, I don't care how think your wad of bills are.

/Will not see me on the beach in a speedo - I'll be in trunks with a shirt that doesn't emphasize my gut.
 
2013-05-24 12:14:52 PM  
I went to the pool a few weeks ago, there was this really hot chick, probably about 18-19, wearing a thong bikini.  Made my night.
 
2013-05-24 12:15:26 PM  

2MS: Don't know about a whole thread. Pretty hard to find anything even marginally SFW.


See my earlier post.
 
2013-05-24 12:15:58 PM  
media.filmschoolrejects.com

"Yes, yes, let's click and seeeeee...."
 
2013-05-24 12:19:33 PM  
i114.photobucket.com
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-24 12:22:06 PM  

dugitman: 2MS: Don't know about a whole thread. Pretty hard to find anything even marginally SFW.

See my earlier post.


My thoughts exactly.
 
2013-05-24 12:25:34 PM  
She was arrested at 5:00 am. I don't think she was sunning herself. I am guessing she was "working". The police didn't catch her with any Johns but still wanted to get her off the street.
 
2013-05-24 12:27:22 PM  
She doesn't look like the kind of person who takes direction very well, she has more of a "Oh no you d'int!" look to her.
 
2013-05-24 12:28:32 PM  

MadHatter500: I don't care how think your wad of bills are.


I think I know what you're trying to say, but the typos/omissions make this quite amusing.
 
2013-05-24 12:28:45 PM  

DmGdDawg: Would they have arrested a nice looking white woman for wearing a too -revealing swimsuit?


Depends on how much crack they have on them.
 
2013-05-24 12:32:28 PM  
musicaememoria.altervista.org
 
2013-05-24 12:34:02 PM  
 
2013-05-24 12:34:18 PM  
That's a woman?
 
2013-05-24 12:35:17 PM  

Apos: *clicks on link*

*gasps*


[www.nsrit.com image 297x350]


you sire win 1 internets
 
2013-05-24 12:37:14 PM  
It's probably black bike week in Myrtle Beach....

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

/black bike week.....yeah...look it up.   http://www.blackbikeweek.us/
 
2013-05-24 12:37:26 PM  
They probably couldn't even see the thong under the moose knuckle, and thought she was totally nude.
 
2013-05-24 12:39:02 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-05-24 12:43:48 PM  
Pretty sure I don't want pics of that.  Way to go coppers!
 
2013-05-24 12:44:16 PM  

AirForceVet: Personally, I find the previous posts too harsh on the young woman. She isn't a knockout, true, but she's not unattactive either.

As for her arrest, not smart to wear a thong swimsuit where they're illegal.

/I, for one, welcome nude bathing on our nation's beaches, pools, skinny dip swimming holes.
//Bathing suits are only good for clothing industries' profits.


Nonsense. There is a whole lot of ugly out there that needs to be kept covered. With 30% of this nation obese plus factor in all the otherwise naturally unattractive and all men that is a lot off ugly than cannot be offset by a relatively few attractive women.

I say keep American beautiful by keeping covered.
 
2013-05-24 12:56:24 PM  

camelclub: It's probably black bike week in Myrtle Beach....



/black bike week.....yeah...look it up.   http://www.blackbikeweek.us/


I have friends that used to live down there. During that week the places where they worked, along with a ton of other places are closed for that week.
 
2013-05-24 12:56:38 PM  
Sorry, you warned twice, you're not allowed to cry.
 
2013-05-24 01:03:39 PM  

iron_city_ap: camelclub: It's probably black bike week in Myrtle Beach....

/black bike week.....yeah...look it up.   http://www.blackbikeweek.us/

I have friends that used to live down there. During that week the places where they worked, along with a ton of other places are closed for that week.


i.imgur.com

I'd close my establishment as well. Of course I would do it for white bike week. Oh wait....

/ya ya I keed
//still love slashies after all these years
 
2013-05-24 01:04:10 PM  

camelclub: It's probably black bike week in Myrtle Beach....

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 276x183]

/black bike week.....yeah...look it up.   http://www.blackbikeweek.us/


So I take it black does not refer to the color of the bike but the color of the person riding it. Not accurate. It should be called black biker week.

Is it exclusionary? Can a white person and join in the festivities? Is there a white, Asian, American indian or Hispanic biker week?


Which brings up more questions. Is an Indian motorcycle racist and is it OK in the PC world for an American Indian to ride one?
i88.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-24 01:04:20 PM  
Ugly and not a bit my type but unless something sexual was showing, I'm not sure there's anything with those charges other than "Cop thinks you're nasty so you're going to jail".

I would turn in disgust but, fark, man, let the girl be...you going to start arresting fat guys with a guy walking without a shirt next?
 
2013-05-24 01:04:55 PM  
cache.ohinternet.com
 
2013-05-24 01:06:04 PM  
Noooo! Why the fark would you want to ban thongs?!?

*click*

Oh. Yeah, well okay.
 
2013-05-24 01:06:09 PM  
My God. The pigs stapled her lips shut so she can't defend herself in court!
 
2013-05-24 01:10:47 PM  
I know a cover-up when I see one.
 
2013-05-24 01:12:50 PM  
cinnamon buns are best early in the morning
 
2013-05-24 01:14:13 PM  
Man, now and then a thread comes along that reminds me what a bunch of squares most farkers are. Being uncomfortable with nudity unless you can get a boner about it is some rookie nonsense. That plus the anti-piercing thing? My eighth grade math teacher was GG Allin compared to you.

I bet that woman has a beautiful round ass like a leather love seat, and you are some fools to hate on that.
 
2013-05-24 01:16:00 PM  
Every party has a pooper.

Clicks link...

good god no, don't want to see that pooper!
 
2013-05-24 01:17:18 PM  
There's a lot of city miles on that 22 years.

I like how they donned her in a hospital robe.
 
2013-05-24 01:25:17 PM  
flux
I bet that woman has a beautiful round ass like a leather love seat, and you are some fools to hate on that.


And I shall wager you that there are parts of that thong that have not seen daylight since the moment it was applied, tucked and disappeared in to the unholy crevasse. There is a part of it that it has been crushed between two pitted and sagging orbs. It is as if two moons have collided and now push against each other in a timeless battle of which side is the biggest and fattest.
 
2013-05-24 01:26:28 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: flux
I bet that woman has a beautiful round ass like a leather love seat, and you are some fools to hate on that.

And I shall wager you that there are parts of that thong that have not seen daylight since the moment it was applied, tucked and disappeared in to the unholy crevasse. There is a part of it that it has been crushed between two pitted and sagging orbs. It is as if two moons have collided and now push against each other in a timeless battle of which side is the biggest and fattest.


I don't know how, but that was beautiful.
 
2013-05-24 01:28:06 PM  

Apos: *clicks on link*

*gasps*


[www.nsrit.com image 297x350]


Pretty much that

/give ya eye bleach
 
2013-05-24 01:29:10 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: flux
I bet that woman has a beautiful round ass like a leather love seat, and you are some fools to hate on that.

And I shall wager you that there are parts of that thong that have not seen daylight since the moment it was applied, tucked and disappeared in to the unholy crevasse. There is a part of it that it has been crushed between two pitted and sagging orbs. It is as if two moons have collided and now push against each other in a timeless battle of which side is the biggest and fattest

Do go on. You have my attention.
Horror stories are my hobby.

 
2013-05-24 01:33:15 PM  
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-24 01:39:06 PM  

badgerb: Harry Freakstorm: flux
I bet that woman has a beautiful round ass like a leather love seat, and you are some fools to hate on that.

And I shall wager you that there are parts of that thong that have not seen daylight since the moment it was applied, tucked and disappeared in to the unholy crevasse. There is a part of it that it has been crushed between two pitted and sagging orbs. It is as if two moons have collided and now push against each other in a timeless battle of which side is the biggest and fattest

Do go on. You have my attention.
Horror stories are my hobby.



OF COURSE NSFWLink
 
2013-05-24 01:58:13 PM  
Was it a wicked weasel?
 
2013-05-24 02:02:05 PM  

2MS: badgerb: Harry Freakstorm: flux
I bet that woman has a beautiful round ass like a leather love seat, and you are some fools to hate on that.

And I shall wager you that there are parts of that thong that have not seen daylight since the moment it was applied, tucked and disappeared in to the unholy crevasse. There is a part of it that it has been crushed between two pitted and sagging orbs. It is as if two moons have collided and now push against each other in a timeless battle of which side is the biggest and fattest

Do go on. You have my attention.
Horror stories are my hobby.


OF COURSE NSFWLink


Giggity
 
2013-05-24 02:07:48 PM  
(KOH 'Boomhauer' voice)  I'm gonna tell y'all whut, man - them dang ol' danged hookers gonna hook, man.

/sips from can of beer
 
2013-05-24 02:16:57 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

Hey, Monique Garness, you got it goin' on!
Wanna see you wearin' that thong thong thong.
Wanna get it on 'til the break of dawn.
hmmhrmmmummm panties on!
 
2013-05-24 02:17:11 PM  

Fista-Phobia: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 272x272]


Labiato? Is that you?
 
2013-05-24 02:17:55 PM  
 scandalrag: FrancoFile: No warning for the metal in her lips?  Sue your piercer and whichever dumbass friend convinced you that would be a good look.

I think they're like the wheel rails in a car wash, just to make sure the cock stays pointed in the right direction.


Surly U. Jest: She was warned twice by the cops to cover up before they arrested her. She could always claim she couldn't hear the officer over the sound of the flies.

LOL. Both brutal, but lol worthy

 
2013-05-24 02:33:20 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-24 02:40:02 PM  

hasty ambush: camelclub: It's probably black bike week in Myrtle Beach....

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 276x183]

/black bike week.....yeah...look it up.   http://www.blackbikeweek.us/

So I take it black does not refer to the color of the bike but the color of the person riding it. Not accurate. It should be called black biker week.

Is it exclusionary? Can a white person and join in the festivities? Is there a white, Asian, American indian or Hispanic biker week?


Which brings up more questions. Is an Indian motorcycle racist and is it OK in the PC world for an American Indian to ride one?
[i88.photobucket.com image 800x600]


You can.  The black bike(r) week is predominately attended by African Americans/Blacks than white/Asians and is almost exclusively attended owners of crotch rockets.

The Harley Davidson crowd has a their bike week typically the week before.....not too many crotch rockets are there, mostly Harley's, BMW's and other custom bikes.  You'd want to attend the Harley Bike week with your Indian Motorcycle - you'd get more ooo's and aaaahs.  And you can do burn outs at the Suck-Bang and Blow Bar.  (real place)

Myrtle Beach residents are not really in love with either bike week.
 
2013-05-24 02:43:15 PM  
Hell lady here in Tampa Bay the home of more porn/strip clubs/ swinger clubs / nudist resorts this side of Vegas you cant get away with walking down a public sidewalk wearing a thong at 5 AM.
 
2013-05-24 03:27:43 PM  

flux: Man, now and then a thread comes along that reminds me what a bunch of squares most farkers are. Being uncomfortable with nudity unless you can get a boner about it is some rookie nonsense. That plus the anti-piercing thing? My eighth grade math teacher was GG Allin compared to you.

I bet that woman has a beautiful round ass like a leather love seat, and you are some fools to hate on that.


Maybe she had it on backwards, leaving a huge metal-encrusted clenis flopping in the wind. Would that turn you on too?
 
2013-05-24 03:29:44 PM  

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 650x862]


Man that chick has a sweet rack!
 
2013-05-24 03:56:39 PM  
Hmm, after being told several time to cover up at 5am? On ocean blvd?  With jewelry that says "put it here"?
 
2013-05-24 04:07:09 PM  

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 650x862]


Damn you to hell sir!
 
2013-05-24 04:41:11 PM  

camelclub: It's probably black bike week in Myrtle Beach....

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 276x183]

/black bike week.....yeah...look it up.   http://www.blackbikeweek.us/


I can only assume that this week is characterized by much revealing of the female buttocks?

/can't blame the brotha man for that
//and not sure what to think of the woman in TFA. Have to see more than her head.
 
2013-05-24 04:46:33 PM  

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 650x862]


This belongs in that F-d up taxidermy thread.
 
2013-05-24 05:05:09 PM  

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 650x862]


www.nsrit.com
 
2013-05-24 06:38:06 PM  

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 650x862]


Go on.......
 
2013-05-24 06:54:05 PM  
i301.photobucket.com
Here it is in blue jeans.  Tell me what could be so offensive to see this in a thong?
/you hear me?
//that's what I'm talkin about
 
2013-05-24 06:58:47 PM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Here it is in blue jeans.  Tell me what could be so offensive to see this in a thong?
/you hear me?
//that's what I'm talkin about


Hmm...

Alright, yeah. I'm on board.
 
2013-05-24 08:54:10 PM  
Well, she WANTED attention, that's why she was wearing a thong. She got what she wanted, so WTBD?
 
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