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(Myrtle Beach Online)   Wearing a thong swimsuit got this woman a date--in court   (myrtlebeachonline.com) divider line 94
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2013-05-24 10:11:17 AM  
I don't know why I clicked it expecting her to be hot.

/Can I haz thong thread?
 
2013-05-24 10:23:28 AM  

scottydoesntknow: /Can I haz thong thread?


Be careful what you wish for. Those words just caused an unprecedented jump in eye bleach shares.
 
2013-05-24 10:32:29 AM  
FOR GOODNESS SAKES - JUST FREE THEM CAKES!
 
2013-05-24 10:37:14 AM  
This IS indecent!
media.myrtlebeachonline.com

And held for$469?
Or, held for 69?
 
2013-05-24 11:02:18 AM  
At 5 AM?
The crack of dawn got a whole lot uglier.
 
2013-05-24 11:07:48 AM  
*clicks on link*

*gasps*


www.nsrit.com
 
2013-05-24 11:24:12 AM  
Is she a robot?
 
2013-05-24 11:30:23 AM  
Baby, that thong, is wrong, wrong wrong, wrong wrong
 
2013-05-24 11:35:09 AM  
Personally, I find the previous posts too harsh on the young woman. She isn't a knockout, true, but she's not unattactive either.

As for her arrest, not smart to wear a thong swimsuit where they're illegal.

/I, for one, welcome nude bathing on our nation's beaches, pools, skinny dip swimming holes.
//Bathing suits are only good for clothing industries' profits.
 
2013-05-24 11:36:11 AM  
FTR: Swimsuits-- ok. Thongs-- not ok.

i107.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-24 11:43:12 AM  
No warning for the metal in her lips?  Sue your piercer and whichever dumbass friend convinced you that would be a good look.
 
2013-05-24 11:44:56 AM  
Apos - You owe me a new keyboard... and my co-workers are looking at me funny because of the howl I released when I saw your post.
 
2013-05-24 11:48:12 AM  
Why did they staple her lips closed?  Was the thong around her head?
 
2013-05-24 11:49:08 AM  
That woman is 22?  Must have been 22 very hard years.
 
2013-05-24 11:51:57 AM  

jehovahs witness protection: This IS indecent!
[media.myrtlebeachonline.com image 480x600]

And held for$469?
Or, held for 69?


Maybe she has a...

cdn.fd.uproxx.com
 
2013-05-24 11:52:06 AM  

FrancoFile: No warning for the metal in her lips?  Sue your piercer and whichever dumbass friend convinced you that would be a good look.


I think they're like the wheel rails in a car wash, just to make sure the cock stays pointed in the right direction.
 
2013-05-24 11:53:18 AM  
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2013-05-24 11:55:47 AM  

dugitman: FTR: Swimsuits-- ok. Thongs-- not ok.

[i107.photobucket.com image 799x596]


Hill Street Blues?  Wow, THAT's a blast from the past.

/my lawn, etc.
 
2013-05-24 11:55:50 AM  

Apos: *clicks on link*

*gasps*


Do you know what it sounds like when someone covers a *snerk* with a cough? My coworkers do.
 
2013-05-24 11:56:11 AM  

scandalrag: FrancoFile: No warning for the metal in her lips?  Sue your piercer and whichever dumbass friend convinced you that would be a good look.

I think they're like the wheel rails in a car wash, just to make sure the cock stays pointed in the right direction.


Now, that is funny!
 
2013-05-24 11:56:21 AM  

scandalrag: FrancoFile: No warning for the metal in her lips?  Sue your piercer and whichever dumbass friend convinced you that would be a good look.

I think they're like the wheel rails in a car wash, just to make sure the cock stays pointed in the right direction.


Black & Decker pecker wrecker
 
2013-05-24 11:58:17 AM  

Apos: *clicks on link*

*gasps*


[www.nsrit.com image 297x350]


+1
 
2013-05-24 11:59:40 AM  
Charged with ass-sault on the eyes.
 
2013-05-24 11:59:50 AM  
a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-05-24 12:00:28 PM  
Would they have arrested a nice looking white woman for wearing a too -revealing swimsuit?
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-24 12:02:36 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I don't know why I clicked it expecting her to be hot.

/Can I haz thong thread?


ts1.mm.bing.net

Don't know about a whole thread. Pretty hard to find anything even marginally SFW.
 
2013-05-24 12:03:07 PM  

Wook: Apos: *clicks on link*

*gasps*


[www.nsrit.com image 297x350]

+1

+1
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2013-05-24 12:03:41 PM  
She was warned twice by the cops to cover up before they arrested her. She could always claim she couldn't hear the officer over the sound of the flies.
 
2013-05-24 12:04:03 PM  

AirForceVet: Personally, I find the previous posts too harsh on the young woman. She isn't a knockout, true, but she's not unattactive either.

As for her arrest, not smart to wear a thong swimsuit where they're illegal.

/I, for one, welcome nude bathing on our nation's beaches, pools, skinny dip swimming holes.
//Bathing suits are only good for clothing industries' profits.


She looks like she's fighting tears and her piercings are bad, but I think she's pretty. People are such prudes - maybe she wore the thong as a form of protest. Or maybe she's just not good at making choices. I was dumb as hell and thought authority didn't apply to me when I was 22, too.
 
2013-05-24 12:05:15 PM  

dugitman: FTR: Swimsuits-- ok. Thongs-- not ok.

[i107.photobucket.com image 799x596]


sussexcountyangel.files.wordpress.com

Why ya got to be like that Phil?
 
2013-05-24 12:06:39 PM  
For crying out loud.  29 posts is enough to pronounce a verdict.

GUILTY!!!!
 
2013-05-24 12:07:13 PM  
Thongs at 5am is what black bike week is all about. Just like white bike week, or whatever the hell it's called.
 
2013-05-24 12:07:15 PM  
I'm not a huge fan of modern policing in America, but BRAVO to these fine officers for removing that from the streets.
 
2013-05-24 12:08:34 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I don't know why I clicked it expecting her to be hot.

/Can I haz thong thread?


Sure, buddy.  Here ya go.

www.shoesteal.com
 
2013-05-24 12:08:58 PM  
Are you saying that like it's a bad thing, subby?
 
2013-05-24 12:09:07 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-24 12:11:44 PM  

DmGdDawg: Would they have arrested a nice looking white woman for wearing a too -revealing swimsuit?


Of course not.  And if she was a nice looking black woman, no, wouldn't have been arrested either.  I'm glad to see indecency laws finally being applied correctly.  Just like the rules for men getting a date, if you want to show off:

1) Be cute
2) Be attractive
3) Don't be unattractive

I sure can live with these rules as a guy - you ladies have to step up too.

And yes, if you are fat slob in a speedo, your tubby ass should be hauled off to think it over too, I don't care how think your wad of bills are.

/Will not see me on the beach in a speedo - I'll be in trunks with a shirt that doesn't emphasize my gut.
 
2013-05-24 12:14:52 PM  
I went to the pool a few weeks ago, there was this really hot chick, probably about 18-19, wearing a thong bikini.  Made my night.
 
2013-05-24 12:15:26 PM  

2MS: Don't know about a whole thread. Pretty hard to find anything even marginally SFW.


See my earlier post.
 
2013-05-24 12:15:58 PM  
media.filmschoolrejects.com

"Yes, yes, let's click and seeeeee...."
 
2013-05-24 12:19:33 PM  
i114.photobucket.com
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-24 12:22:06 PM  

dugitman: 2MS: Don't know about a whole thread. Pretty hard to find anything even marginally SFW.

See my earlier post.


My thoughts exactly.
 
2013-05-24 12:25:34 PM  
She was arrested at 5:00 am. I don't think she was sunning herself. I am guessing she was "working". The police didn't catch her with any Johns but still wanted to get her off the street.
 
2013-05-24 12:27:22 PM  
She doesn't look like the kind of person who takes direction very well, she has more of a "Oh no you d'int!" look to her.
 
2013-05-24 12:28:32 PM  

MadHatter500: I don't care how think your wad of bills are.


I think I know what you're trying to say, but the typos/omissions make this quite amusing.
 
2013-05-24 12:28:45 PM  

DmGdDawg: Would they have arrested a nice looking white woman for wearing a too -revealing swimsuit?


Depends on how much crack they have on them.
 
2013-05-24 12:32:28 PM  
musicaememoria.altervista.org
 
2013-05-24 12:34:02 PM  
 
2013-05-24 12:34:18 PM  
That's a woman?
 
2013-05-24 12:35:17 PM  

Apos: *clicks on link*

*gasps*


[www.nsrit.com image 297x350]


you sire win 1 internets
 
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