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(NHL)   Playoff Hockey Thread #26: Super Pens v. Pesky Sens... Have the Pens finally learned to play like they mean it? Will they be first into the next round? Has Boo Alfredsson played his last home game? Answers? Soon... Really soon @ 7:30E   (nhl.com) divider line 471
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2013-05-24 09:22:20 PM  

Inchoate: 2wolves: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: 2wolves: Anderson is feeling what Fleury felt last year in the Flyers series where the D just seemed to evaporate.

Yeah about that: after living a year and a half of "goaltender controversy" in this city, I'm curious what Pens fan expect to see happen with Fleury.

Not a bloody clue.

With the way Vokoun has been playing, and two promising young goalies in Hartzell and (now) Thiessen, I think MAF's status is pretty tenuous. A shame, because I like Fleury a lot, but maybe he's run his course with the Penguins.


I wish there was an easy way to say that I agree with everything that was just said.
 
2013-05-24 09:23:12 PM  

sno man: andychrist420: soopey: I tried. The Maklin scored. Shiat's over. See you next year Mr. Walrus.

Too bad.  But at least we still got Torts in these god damn playoffs.

Sadly, I think Torts and the Rags will be done tomorrow.


He really is the gift that keeps on giving.
 
2013-05-24 09:23:36 PM  
 
2013-05-24 09:23:47 PM  

mikaloyd: If your stream isnt fast try this one

During intermission its mostly Swedish ads or viastat on-hold music though.


use a stream client or go home.
 
2013-05-24 09:24:19 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: sno man: andychrist420: soopey: I tried. The Maklin scored. Shiat's over. See you next year Mr. Walrus.

Too bad.  But at least we still got Torts in these god damn playoffs.

Sadly, I think Torts and the Rags will be done tomorrow.

He really is the gift that keeps on giving.


You've had your say. Fark you.
/was the linesman, but whatever.
 
2013-05-24 09:25:13 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: sno man: andychrist420: soopey: I tried. The Maklin scored. Shiat's over. See you next year Mr. Walrus.

Too bad.  But at least we still got Torts in these god damn playoffs.

Sadly, I think Torts and the Rags will be done tomorrow.

He really is the gift that keeps on giving.


heh, just the pre game and post game pressers had photoshop fodder for at least one more round...
 
2013-05-24 09:26:36 PM  
I feel like playing Mutant League Hockey right now.
 
2013-05-24 09:27:44 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: sno man: andychrist420: soopey: I tried. The Maklin scored. Shiat's over. See you next year Mr. Walrus.

Too bad.  But at least we still got Torts in these god damn playoffs.

Sadly, I think Torts and the Rags will be done tomorrow.

He really is the gift that keeps on giving.


Sadly, I think he's on the unemployment line the instant the Rags get run in this series.
 
2013-05-24 09:28:54 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: sno man: andychrist420: soopey: I tried. The Maklin scored. Shiat's over. See you next year Mr. Walrus.

Too bad.  But at least we still got Torts in these god damn playoffs.

Sadly, I think Torts and the Rags will be done tomorrow.

He really is the gift that keeps on giving.

Sadly, I think he's on the unemployment line the instant the Rags get run in this series.


Probably true.
 
2013-05-24 09:29:38 PM  

sno man: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: sno man: andychrist420: soopey: I tried. The Maklin scored. Shiat's over. See you next year Mr. Walrus.

Too bad.  But at least we still got Torts in these god damn playoffs.

Sadly, I think Torts and the Rags will be done tomorrow.

He really is the gift that keeps on giving.

heh, just the pre game and post game pressers had photoshop fodder for at least one more round...


Love the guy, but I wouldn't want him coaching over here. Granted Vancouver needs a bit more spirit behind the bench, but not that much.
 
2013-05-24 09:30:10 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: sno man: andychrist420: soopey: I tried. The Maklin scored. Shiat's over. See you next year Mr. Walrus.

Too bad.  But at least we still got Torts in these god damn playoffs.

Sadly, I think Torts and the Rags will be done tomorrow.

He really is the gift that keeps on giving.

Sadly, I think he's on the unemployment line the instant the Rags get run in this series.


imageshack.us
 
2013-05-24 09:31:48 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Love the guy, but I wouldn't want him coaching over here. Granted Vancouver needs a bit more spirit behind the bench, but not that much.


I kinda thought Lindy Ruff might be a good fit there, but he's not exactly Mr. Personality...
 
2013-05-24 09:33:04 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: sno man: andychrist420: soopey: I tried. The Maklin scored. Shiat's over. See you next year Mr. Walrus.

Too bad.  But at least we still got Torts in these god damn playoffs.

Sadly, I think Torts and the Rags will be done tomorrow.

He really is the gift that keeps on giving.

Sadly, I think he's on the unemployment line the instant the Rags get run in this series.


He really should start his own PR firm.
 
2013-05-24 09:35:21 PM  
I can't see a zambonie without thinking of, "STONE COLD, STONE COLD!!"
 
2013-05-24 09:37:17 PM  

sno man: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Love the guy, but I wouldn't want him coaching over here. Granted Vancouver needs a bit more spirit behind the bench, but not that much.

I kinda thought Lindy Ruff might be a good fit there, but he's not exactly Mr. Personality...


No, I think we need someone that can promote a more offense-minded style like Detroit or Pittsburgh.
I'd like the lock the whole team in  room, show them the Detroit-Chicago game from last night, and yell "See?? That's how you defend a 1-0 lead, kill penalties, and guard the last two minutes of the game!"

/okay, game on again.
 
2013-05-24 09:38:40 PM  
Jim Hughson: What a great game Sidney Crosby has had....again.

YEAH, HE'S THE BEST F*CKING PLAYER IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, THAT TENDS TO HAPPEN.
 
2013-05-24 09:38:41 PM  
4 on 3
 
2013-05-24 09:39:11 PM  
Alfredsson wishes he only got two minutes for hooking!!

Wait...
 
2013-05-24 09:40:08 PM  

andychrist420: ClavellBCMI: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: sno man: andychrist420: soopey: I tried. The Maklin scored. Shiat's over. See you next year Mr. Walrus.

Too bad.  But at least we still got Torts in these god damn playoffs.

Sadly, I think Torts and the Rags will be done tomorrow.

He really is the gift that keeps on giving.

Sadly, I think he's on the unemployment line the instant the Rags get run in this series.

He really should start his own PR firm.


Before he got the Ranger gig he did some time as an analyst at TSN, and was actually very good, not quite as, ummm, passionate as he is a coach... but pretty sharp, and not another freakin goalie...
 
2013-05-24 09:40:21 PM  
20 minutes left in their season.

The Senators begin the long, slow suck of the post-season dick.

/I won't lie, I've been drinking
//heavily
 
2013-05-24 09:42:19 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: sno man: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Love the guy, but I wouldn't want him coaching over here. Granted Vancouver needs a bit more spirit behind the bench, but not that much.

I kinda thought Lindy Ruff might be a good fit there, but he's not exactly Mr. Personality...

No, I think we need someone that can promote a more offense-minded style like Detroit or Pittsburgh.
I'd like the lock the whole team in  room, show them the Detroit-Chicago game from last night, and yell "See?? That's how you defend a 1-0 lead, kill penalties, and guard the last two minutes of the game!"

/okay, game on again.


mmmm, k, how about Ron Wilson?

/ducks
 
2013-05-24 09:42:21 PM  
Tomorrow is supposed to be raining and crappy here in Massholeland. So Monaco qualifying tomorrow followed by a brew day.

Mountain Kolsch Ale clone.

In 2 1/2 gallons water at 150° F for 45 minutes steep:
8 oz. lager malt
12 oz carapils malt.

Add 4 lbs of extra light DME ( 1 lbs at first really, other 3 with 15 minutes left in the boil)

Bring to boil.
Add 4 AAU of Spalt hops
Boil 45 minutes.

Add 2 AAU of Spalt hops
Boil 5 minutes.

Knockout. Crash temp and add water to ~1.042 OG  (5 1/4 gallons totalish)
Pitch Kolsch yeast at 68

Wait weeks upon weeks for tasty beer.
 
2013-05-24 09:43:17 PM  
You hear that Mr. Anderson?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your offseason... Goodbye, Mr. Anderson...
 
2013-05-24 09:43:33 PM  
Tortorella is a moody, unprofessional asshole.

Sure, they always chalk it up to "Torts being Torts" but he gets a hard time for a reason. He's a high strung type-A personality who can blame everyone but himself.

When he came out and said "we know what we did, we know what we did" that was the most classless post-game interview ever.

If you're going to come out and bellyache about your team's horrible performance and f*cking waste everyone's time, WTF did you even come out for in the first place, clown shoes?

F*CK TORTS!! ASSHOLE!
 
2013-05-24 09:44:35 PM  
Now the Sens are channeling Montreal.
 
2013-05-24 09:44:41 PM  
Chris Neil getting frustrated
 
2013-05-24 09:45:18 PM  
Frustration sets in
 
2013-05-24 09:45:19 PM  
meh.
 
2013-05-24 09:45:21 PM  
Get off the ice Murray. Dont risk this lead
 
2013-05-24 09:45:31 PM  

sno man: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: sno man: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Love the guy, but I wouldn't want him coaching over here. Granted Vancouver needs a bit more spirit behind the bench, but not that much.

I kinda thought Lindy Ruff might be a good fit there, but he's not exactly Mr. Personality...

No, I think we need someone that can promote a more offense-minded style like Detroit or Pittsburgh.
I'd like the lock the whole team in  room, show them the Detroit-Chicago game from last night, and yell "See?? That's how you defend a 1-0 lead, kill penalties, and guard the last two minutes of the game!"

/okay, game on again.

mmmm, k, how about Ron Wilson?

/ducks


Ouch.
 
2013-05-24 09:45:47 PM  
Sure Neil, you fight Murray. Let's see if you resemble your gnome-shaped face afterwards.

I mean, you couldn't do much worse.
 
2013-05-24 09:47:04 PM  
END IT PENS!

F*CKING BURY THESE CLOWNS!
 
2013-05-24 09:47:48 PM  
Calm down Pens
 
2013-05-24 09:47:56 PM  
Refs are starting to call anything to prevent goonery now
 
2013-05-24 09:48:02 PM  
We need a line brawl here.
 
2013-05-24 09:48:07 PM  

Rev.K: Sure Neil, you fight Murray. Let's see if you resemble your gnome-shaped face afterwards.

I mean, you couldn't do much worse.


Best part about Neil, he can drink three drinks with straws simultaneously with no effort.
 
2013-05-24 09:48:09 PM  
Reality to hit Ottawa in T minus 4 . . .
 
2013-05-24 09:48:41 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-24 09:49:05 PM  

soopey: Rev.K: Sure Neil, you fight Murray. Let's see if you resemble your gnome-shaped face afterwards.

I mean, you couldn't do much worse.

Best part about Neil, he can drink three drinks with straws simultaneously with no effort.


While smiling.
 
2013-05-24 09:49:58 PM  

Donnchadha: Refs are starting to call anything to prevent goonery now


goonery might actually make this game interesting.
 
2013-05-24 09:49:58 PM  
Just keep playing your game Pens.
 
2013-05-24 09:51:15 PM  
Anderson plays the puck with a high stick.... you don't see that every day
 
2013-05-24 09:51:43 PM  

2wolves: Just keep playing your game Pens.


THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
 
2013-05-24 09:52:31 PM  

Rev.K: END IT PENS!

F*CKING BURY THESE CLOWNS!


Tell us how you  really feel, K!

It says something about these playoffs that I'm still antsy even with a 4-1 lead.
 
2013-05-24 09:52:40 PM  

geom_00: 2wolves: Just keep playing your game Pens.

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS


Yes, but Chris Neil getting the sh*t kicked out of him is never a bad thing.

NEVER.
 
2013-05-24 09:52:51 PM  
Breaking news, Pierre says Henrik Lundqvist needs as penis pumping before every game now. Pierre says he's willing to volunteer.
 
2013-05-24 09:52:55 PM  

Rev.K: 20 minutes left in their season.

The Senators begin the long, slow suck of the post-season dick.


What if your boys have already sucked it bone-dry?
 
2013-05-24 09:53:29 PM  

Inchoate: Rev.K: END IT PENS!

F*CKING BURY THESE CLOWNS!

Tell us how you  really feel, K!

It says something about these playoffs that I'm still antsy even with a 4-1 lead.


I dont feel like its safe yet!
 
2013-05-24 09:54:46 PM  

geom_00: 2wolves: Just keep playing your game Pens.

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS


I am, after all, a Grand Master of the Blatantly Obvious.
 
2013-05-24 09:55:25 PM  

soopey: Breaking news, Pierre says Henrik Lundqvist needs as penis pumping before every game now. Pierre says he's willing to volunteer.


Pierre pumped a peck of pickled penis
 
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