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(Slate)   Today's maddening, Fark-ready, grammatically insulting and unrealistic headline: "Lets Get Rid of Apostrophes. We Dont Need Em." Try reading that without twitching   (slate.com) divider line 24
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2013-05-24 08:41:40 AM
9 votes:
Never date an apostrophe. They're often possessive.
2013-05-24 08:54:36 AM
3 votes:
Well think about it.
2013-05-24 08:20:49 AM
3 votes:
What Bothers Me More Than That Is Capitalizing Every Farking Word In The Sentence.
2013-05-24 10:12:22 AM
2 votes:

Khellendros: Quantum Apostrophe: Hey hey guys come on! We'll colonize space with 3D printers in private spaceships next week! Can I stay now?

Who the fark invited TechnoBevets to the thread?


You mean "TechnoBevet's"?
2013-05-24 09:21:37 AM
2 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: Either way Bobs gonna be pissed


www.angryflower.com
2013-05-24 08:43:18 AM
2 votes:
Either way Bobs gonna be pissed
2013-05-24 12:38:38 PM
1 votes:
But how will we write Klingon?
2013-05-24 10:49:27 AM
1 votes:
I firmly believe the underlying cause for the American Revolution was the British calling apostrophes "inverted commas."
2013-05-24 10:41:19 AM
1 votes:

Cythraul: Walker: I read it fine, as I also hate apostrophes.

Why? What did apostrophes ever do to you?


You don't want to know. It was a catastrophe. You may even say...a catapostrophe.

*Puts on sunglasses*
2013-05-24 10:38:59 AM
1 votes:
"We Don't Need Em"? But them my name would be ichael!
2013-05-24 10:17:20 AM
1 votes:
The crux of the biscuit.....is the apostrophe

pixhost.me
2013-05-24 10:15:57 AM
1 votes:
Perhaps we could compromise, and just get rid of apostrophes in Sci Fi and fantasy names?
2013-05-24 10:05:06 AM
1 votes:
www.dudelol.com

img508.imageshack.us

old and tiresome - it's fark not your eighth grade thesis paper - go hang out at the OWL if you feel unclean.
2013-05-24 09:50:59 AM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
rxs
2013-05-24 09:43:27 AM
1 votes:
Wait whats an apostrophe Do you mean an Up-Comma.
2013-05-24 09:36:41 AM
1 votes:

Skarekrough: Lets eat Grandma


Proving commas are important.
2013-05-24 09:35:55 AM
1 votes:

Sybarite: Never date an apostrophe. They're often possessive.


Where'd you hear that? Some atom?
2013-05-24 09:34:35 AM
1 votes:
lets just get rid uv all punkchuashun and capitulz and spell evrything fonetikly frum now on
2013-05-24 09:30:57 AM
1 votes:
Let's G'et Ri'd o'f 'Apos'tr'o'ph'es. We' Don't N'ee'd E'm.

Is that better?
2013-05-24 09:30:02 AM
1 votes:
Lets eat Grandma
2013-05-24 09:27:39 AM
1 votes:
At the tone, the time will be 7:30 OF THE CLOCK.

/gross
2013-05-24 09:27:04 AM
1 votes:

nekom: What Bothers Me More Than That Is Capitalizing Every Farking Word In The Sentence.


~~~LoL i CaN tHiNk Of SoMeThInG mOrE aNnOyInG oMg~~~~
2013-05-24 09:10:59 AM
1 votes:
I don't like it.  It will inhibit one's ability to type in Cockney.

/ 'ello gov'na!
2013-05-24 08:26:46 AM
1 votes:
HOLY SHIAT HERE COMES AN S
 
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