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(Daily Mail)   Mel B can't control her D's   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 51
    More: Obvious, Cannes, Spice Girls, hemlines, French Riviera, Cap d'Antibes, lipstick  
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2013-05-24 05:25:03 AM  
Because?
 
2013-05-24 07:09:18 AM  
They stayed in the dress, so I assumed they were controlled.
 
2013-05-24 08:52:17 AM  
I thought this headline was about Mel Brooks, and was wondering why he had breasts.
 
2013-05-24 09:10:10 AM  
No Nipplage.
 
2013-05-24 09:11:49 AM  
So is that a rule now? Once you were famous for a thing, you get to remain famous forever? Why is a spice girl getting press at a film festival 15 years after her 15 minutes?
 
2013-05-24 09:13:59 AM  

Cythraul: I thought this headline was about Mel Brooks, and was wondering why he had breasts.


Because he's 80.
 
2013-05-24 09:16:19 AM  

TheLopper: So is that a rule now? Once you were famous for a thing, you get to remain famous forever? Why is a spice girl getting press at a film festival 15 years after her 15 minutes?


which spice girl was she? pepper?

/kidding
// I really don't care
 
2013-05-24 09:17:22 AM  
Who?
 
2013-05-24 09:18:19 AM  
"Cans in Cannes.  Film at 11."
 
2013-05-24 09:18:42 AM  

Cythraul: I thought this headline was about Mel Brooks, and was wondering why he had breasts.


me too
 
2013-05-24 09:18:57 AM  

TheLopper: So is that a rule now? Once you were famous for a thing, you get to remain famous forever? Why is a spice girl getting press at a film festival 15 years after her 15 minutes?


Because you clicked on the link.
 
2013-05-24 09:19:13 AM  

TheLopper: So is that a rule now? Once you were famous for a thing, you get to remain famous forever? Why is a spice girl getting press at a film festival 15 years after her 15 minutes?


Yeah, she's known from being famous.
 
2013-05-24 09:19:34 AM  
It looks like they're exactly where she wants them to be, right in everyone's face.
 
2013-05-24 09:30:27 AM  
www.contactmusic.com

cdn.necolebitchie.com

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/Angry god and all that
 
2013-05-24 09:31:45 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Who?


She was the one who got knocked up by Eddie Murphy, much to his horror.
 
2013-05-24 09:40:08 AM  

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/Angry god and all that


I feel like yelling LANA! for some reason.
 
2013-05-24 09:43:02 AM  

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/Angry god and all that


I would definitely NOT hit it.  Just look at those ample breasts, flat stomach, well-proportioned hips, and firm butt.  She is WAY below my standards.
 
2013-05-24 09:46:32 AM  

Rapmaster2000


Just look at those ample breasts, flat stomach, well-proportioned hips, and firm butt.


Well... okay. If you insist.

*resumes looking*
 
2013-05-24 09:49:44 AM  
not to switch the focus from her ample bosom... but can anybody make out that tat on her right shoulder?

resembles this (to me):

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
is she a marine brat?
 
2013-05-24 09:51:20 AM  

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/Angry god and all that



She looks a hella lot better in middle age then she did as a 20-something.  Wow.
 
2013-05-24 10:00:53 AM  
This makes me really really really wanna zigga-zigg-ah.
 
2013-05-24 10:03:39 AM  

FrancoFile: She looks a hella lot better in middle age then she did as a 20-something. Wow.


No, no she doesn't. That's delusional. Look at the close-ups.
 
mhd
2013-05-24 10:06:34 AM  

Sofa King Smart: not to switch the focus from her ample bosom... but can anybody make out that tat on her right shoulder?


It's a sailboattribal dragon/swan.
 
2013-05-24 10:10:00 AM  

TheLopper: So is that a rule now? Once you were famous for a thing, you get to remain famous forever? Why is a spice girl getting press at a film festival 15 years after her 15 minutes?


She is a judge on the upcoming season of America's Got Talent alongside Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel and Howard Stern.
 
2013-05-24 10:14:20 AM  
I might have to re-write some of my Spice Girls fan fiction in order to give her a more prominent role.
 
2013-05-24 10:27:03 AM  
Titty Spice?
 
2013-05-24 10:34:15 AM  

FrancoFile: She looks a hella lot better in middle age then she did as a 20-something. Wow.


I dunno about that.
thebosh.com

/ She looks great now, too
 
2013-05-24 10:39:34 AM  
Rapmaster2000:

I would definitely NOT hit it.  Just look at those ample breast-implants, flat stomach, well-proportioned hips, and firm butt.  She is WAY below my standards.

FIFY

/Sporty actually seems to have aged really well...
 
2013-05-24 10:42:45 AM  

Cythraul: I thought this headline was about Mel Brooks, and was wondering why he had breasts.


Can we get a Harrumph for Mel Brook's breasts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN99jshaQbY
 
2013-05-24 10:46:37 AM  
I still think writing an Eddie Murphy diss song titled "Beverly Hills Cock" was the height of her career.
 
2013-05-24 10:47:52 AM  

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/Angry god and all that

I feel like yelling LANA! for some reason.


i171.photobucket.com

LANA!
 
2013-05-24 10:59:42 AM  

Dahnkster: Titty Spice?


Does that come in a sprinkle form?
 
2013-05-24 11:02:25 AM  

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/Angry god and all that


There are quite a few women I want to ride my face like Valentino Rossi going for the win.

She's near the top.
 
2013-05-24 11:12:02 AM  
Why did she get implants?!  She already had great big jigglers. :(

/Tell me what you want, what you really, really want
//Real tits
 
2013-05-24 11:27:28 AM  
Anyone still wondering what a butterface, just point them to that article.
 
2013-05-24 11:57:27 AM  

fruitloop: Quantum Apostrophe: abhorrent1: [www.contactmusic.com image 314x480]

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/Angry god and all that

I feel like yelling LANA! for some reason.

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LANA!


Danger zone
 
2013-05-24 11:58:34 AM  

smoky2010: TheLopper: So is that a rule now? Once you were famous for a thing, you get to remain famous forever? Why is a spice girl getting press at a film festival 15 years after her 15 minutes?

which spice girl was she? pepper?

/kidding
// I really don't care


Scary
 
2013-05-24 12:28:34 PM  

abhorrent1: [www.contactmusic.com image 314x480]

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/Angry god and all that


While it's hot to have great abs like that, it's not a turn on for me, strangely.  I'd rather have a woman with a svelt, smooth core than her abs sticking out like that.
 
2013-05-24 12:35:37 PM  
i'd like a slice of Mel B's toast.

/knowumsayin
 
2013-05-24 12:37:21 PM  
I always thought she was attractive.  Great body, great smile.
 
2013-05-24 12:39:16 PM  

Clutch2013: There are quite a few women I want to ride my face like Valentino Rossi going for the win.

She's near the top.


Hmm.. I would have gone with someone like Maylan Studart but okay.

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-05-24 12:49:55 PM  

TheLopper: So is that a rule now? Once you were famous for a thing, you get to remain famous forever? Why is a spice girl getting press at a film festival 15 years after her 15 minutes?


Because she's British and it is a British website.  Also because she farked Eddie Murphy and got knocked up.  That reminds me, why is Eddie Murphy still famous?
 
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2013-05-24 12:53:18 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: TheLopper: So is that a rule now? Once you were famous for a thing, you get to remain famous forever? Why is a spice girl getting press at a film festival 15 years after her 15 minutes?

Because she's British and it is a British website.  Also because she farked Eddie Murphy and got knocked up.  That reminds me, why is Eddie Murphy still famous?


He knocked up a spice girl.
 
2013-05-24 12:54:01 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: TheLopper: So is that a rule now? Once you were famous for a thing, you get to remain famous forever? Why is a spice girl getting press at a film festival 15 years after her 15 minutes?

Because she's British and it is a British website.  Also because she farked Eddie Murphy and got knocked up.  That reminds me, why is Eddie Murphy still famous?



Because of the Golden Child.  Duh.

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2013-05-24 12:57:50 PM  

abhorrent1: /Angry god and all that


Yes. Very much.
 
2013-05-24 01:06:36 PM  

amindtat: Dahnkster: Titty Spice?

Does that come in a sprinkle form?


www.blackfilm.comYes
 
2013-05-24 01:08:59 PM  
You know with that headline, and a few more lines that end with Eddie and baby she could have another hit song.
 
2013-05-24 01:34:05 PM  

ricochet4: smoky2010: TheLopper: So is that a rule now? Once you were famous for a thing, you get to remain famous forever? Why is a spice girl getting press at a film festival 15 years after her 15 minutes?

which spice girl was she? pepper?

/kidding
// I really don't care

Scary


I agree.

So  - which one was she?
 
2013-05-24 01:49:24 PM  
they are plastic
 
2013-05-24 02:02:40 PM  
awfully studman in here all of a sudden.
 
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